forget cash pay me attention

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

[prettypassing]

13 year old me, seeing jade west on victorious:

[mullet69-archive]

average tumblr user

[lmaonade]

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

me @ my cat: baby enjoy toy. mommy buy for you. enjoy entertainment baby

cat: fuck you. give me more crumpled starbucks receipts

[the-middle-eastern-feminist]

Fuck the double standards.

[firefox-official]

me, pleasantly skipping that One Song on my playlist despite never deleting it out of pure laziness:

[firefox-official]

i used the wrong picture

[firefox-official]

i’m glad everyone thinks that it still fits

[maisiewilliams]

on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how well would you deal with losing your right hand

[maisiewilliams]

or, on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how well do you deal with latent sexual feelings for your sister

[animatedamerican]

or, on a scale of luke skywalker to jamie lannister how well would you deal with your dad being an utter bastard with unresolved issues about the death of his wife

[lareinecersei]

or, on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how well would you deal with the fact that your nephew is a complete and total douche

[assheda]

or, on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how do you feel when you see gwendoline christie in armor

[andrusi]

on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how badly did your failed attempt to murder a kid screw everyone over

[literallyaflame]

i have rocks and crystals and i like them and i like to buy them and i’m always afraid ppl will be like “oh u must kno something about Witchcraft or Spirituality” but i don’t know dick about shit i just like shiney rocks, i’ve got a Crow Brain

[genderlich-deactivated20211204]

you ever have 8,045 bad mental health days in a row

[genderlich-deactivated20211204]

you ever have 8,046 bad mental health days in a row

[ispinprideflags]

thats 22 years of bad mental health are you okay

[genderlich-deactivated20211204]

you ever have 8,050 bad mental health days in a row

[kiwi]

fleetwood mac and cheese :)

[smalltonystark]

the concept of iron man is so funny like imagine if you woke up one day and saw on the news that paris hilton sigle-handedly defeated ISIS

[imabookworm31-deactivated202008]

[chromolume]

the most exciting thing about tumblr is when you’re reading an issue post and you have to guess if you’re supposed to agree with it or not before getting to the last comment

[konohaeleven]

Me reading a text post

[prokopetz]

Team “not actually oblivious to flirting, just terrified of appearing presumptuous” represent.

[prokopetz]

“Yes, in the balance of consideration this person’s behaviour could certainly be interpreted as flirtatious, but it would be purest arrogance for me to just assume they actually meant what they said. I should gather more evidence. Forever.”

[girls-to-avoid]

everyone always talks about the wendys twitter, but

let’s talk about moonpie’s twitter

[helthehatter]

Moon pie is so nice and responsible

[girls-to-avoid]

He’s a very good boy

[queen-of-dirt]

Ohhh my God

[astraldemise]

[saturniidae-served-cold]

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

any Catholics online ? I got some questions.

[newurl69]

Yeah I'm catholic whatsup

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

how do i reach heaven through violence

[the-marxist-mash]

Its called a crusade and you need to get the Pope's permission first