Kuroo-san

Nek0ma #1

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Kuroo: Hey Kenma,can I play some important role in your wedding?

Kenma:Like what?

Kuroo,smirking: The groom

Lev,from background: HOLY FUCK KUROO SENPAI THAT WAS SMOOTH AS FUC-

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Oikawa: Iwa-channn~ Guess what your Christmas present is~~

Iwaizumi:Is it the new godzilla-

Oikawa: Mee~

Iwaizumi:

Iwaizumi:Can I have the receipt

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Oikawa,unbuttoning shirt: Whew, it's sooo hot outside~

Iwaizumi: Yeah, I get that but wHY ARE YOU UNBUTTONING MY SHIRT?

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So I'm new to watercolors and I made a mistake by trying sourin.Forgive me

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Bokuto: Here's the shopping list bro

Kuroo: But it just has my name on it

Bokuto: That's cause you're all I need bro

Kuroo: bro

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Oikawa: Iwa-chan,don't be shy~Just ask me out.

Iwaizumi: Alright then.Get out.

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Kise:Senpai,must you always attack me with your words?

Kasamatsu:Do you want me to use fucking rocks?

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Aakashi:I don't get paid enough for this.

Kenma:Neither do I.

Hinata:What do you guys mean?

Aakashi and Kenma:*vaguely gestures to Bokuto and Kuroo hooting and meowing at the same time to see what an owl and cat fused together would sound like*

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Haikyuu!!In a nutshell.

Sugawara: Could you children set the table?

Kageyama: sure mom

Kageyama,table in hand, ready to toss: HINATA BOKE

Hinata,ready to do this:Toss to me,Bakageyama!

Sugawara: WAIT NO STOP THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT-

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Nishinoya: CaW CaW MOTHAFUCKAS

Sugawara and Daichi: Noya no

Tanaka: Hell yes Noya-san!

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Bokuto: HoOT hOOT MOTHAFUCKAS

Aakashi: bokuto no

Bokuto: bokuto yes

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Tsukkishima: i really just wanna die

Yamaguchi: NICE TSUKKI!

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Oikawa: oH NO I HOPE ALIENS DON'T ABDUCT ME

Oikawa, whispering:please abduct me and take me to space

Iwaizumi: Yeah, don't bring him back either.

Oikawa:IWA-CHANN-

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Ushijima: You should've come to shira-

Oikawa: FOR FUCKS SAKE NO LEAVE ME ALONE

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Bokuto: AAAAAAAAGHKAAASHII

Aakashi: not this shit again

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Tanaka and Noya: Is this the sky tree?

Kuroo: *insert ugly laugh*

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Nishinoya: ROOLLINGU THUNDAAH

Hinata: WHOAA

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Lev:I think that cat is bigger than Yaku-san!

Kuroo:

Kenma:

Yaku,knife in hand:You asked for this.

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Hinata: BAKAGAYAMA

Kagaeyama: WHY YOU LITTLE-

Yachi: s-someone h-h-help

Tanaka: Aim for the face Hinata!

Noya: TRY ROLLING THUNDER ON HIM

Asahi, hiding in a corner: *whimpers*

Suga, looking expectantly at Daichi:da-

Daichi:no

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Haikyuu!! Canon vs Fandom.

Captains

Daichi, Canon:

Dad of the team

Genuinely cares for all his teammates

Is an amazing captain

Great figure

Scary when angry.

Daichi, Fandom:

Dad? more like dADDY-

Thigh-chi

Suga is bae

Couldn’t care less about what’s going on

serious captain.

Kuroo, Canon:

Good looking?Sure.

*insert ugly laugh*

is a good captain though

scheming captain

kENMAA-

Bedhead boi

what a fUCKIN NERD-

oya oya oya

Kuroo, Fandom

Sex god

Cat dude

lowkey dumbass(when bokuto’s around)

OYA OYA OYA

*even more ugly laugh*

but still hot

Oikawa, Canon:

trashykawa

shitty guy tbh

IWA-CHAN

player

Hawt

tobio-chann

However, is still an amazing setter who cares for his teammates.

Oikawa, Fandom:

TRASH

but high quality trash, ya know what i mean?

v gay

IWA CHANNNNN

oH NO I HOPE ALIENS DON’T KIDNAP ME

lowkey slutty.

Bokuto, Canon:

OYA OYA

Dope

‘emo-mode’

AAAGHKASHII

thicc

very good ace and the child of the team.

Bokuto, Fandom:

OYA OYA OYA OYA

hOOT

AAAGJHKHKKASHII

very much idiot

horny 24/7

lovable though.

Ushijima, Canon:

Very stoic and serious.

‘ushiwaka’

YOU SHOULD’VE COME TO SHIRATORIZAWA-

Great player.

Ushijima, Fandom:

Serious bean

FARMER USHIJIMA

yOu sHOUld HAve COmE To ShIRAtorIZawa

precious, innocent, pure child.