Dark Ngozi show us canon dexnursey

yo my name is Ian and dex is trans. he/him.

[skullism]

ALL HAIL NGOZI UKAZU

[freebooter4ever]

nursey is no longer chill

[ivecarvedawoodenheart]

NurseyDex AU where Dex isn’t on the team (he does robotics competitions) and Nursey is (he’s well on his way for an athletics department award), and they meet bc Dex passes the Haus mid-kegster and god I’m so happy I don’t live on this street, this is so loud, wait holy shit is he supposed to be on the roof??

[decaf-draws-deactivated20230923]

always swamped by work these days but hey

hey

[decaf-draws-deactivated20230923]

saw this screenshot quote from Ngozi on my dash awhile back and it made me laugh, so it’s tonight’s kissing practice prompt

(promise to make the next art post not nurseydex lmao)

[bittlicious]

decaf this is so brilliant

[ivecarvedawoodenheart]

Shitty bets Jack that Jack can’t crush a watermelon between his thighs and one day after practice Jack does and Dex can’t look him in the eye for two weeks

[uncleshits]

Do you think shitty gets pegged

yes. next question.

[skeletonzimms]

actually shitty is the only person ever to have taken an am i gay quiz and have the answer be no

[littlestpersimmon]

Requesting mutual aid! Hello friends. I have covid, my mom, my dad and my sister all have covid

I am currently unable to work, cook or do much due to covid symptoms- I managed to scrape together enough money to pay for the first round of swab tests for my parents, but I'm humbly asking for financial help so as I can have something to fall back on for wiggle room, for medical bills and food, as none of us can cook or leave the house and we have all exhausted our food supply, or just for emergencies in general; I think I am on my 11th day of having covid. The first round of swab tests cost 15,000 plus pesos. Thank you so much for all the help,

I am eternally grateful to you all

[littlestpersimmon]

Adding my paypal on a reblog here!

https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/calebhosalla

[watermelonmountaindew]

i bet when shitty passes the bar smh starts saying “at the advice of my attorney…” in reference to every stupid, but shitty-approved thing they do, including gems like:

“At the advice of my attorney I will be drinking mimosas before 10am.”

“At the advice of my attorney I will be taking another shot.”

“At the advice of my attorney I will be making fourth of july picnic guests uncomfortable with open displays of homosexuality.”

“At the advice of my attorney I will be climbing this tree while drunk.”

“At the advice of my attorney I will be mixing this jungle juice in the tub.”

[watermelonmountaindew]

Bonus:

When reporters ask Jack stupid questions he starts responding with:

“My lawyer has advised me not to answer that question.”

[ariesisms]

jack will be like "bits theres a huge spider in the bedroom 😢 can you come get it 🥺🥺" and bitty will walk into the room and go "oh THIS young man?" scoop it into his hand raw and take it outside

[ivecarvedawoodenheart]

Inventing crazy backstories for Check, Please! parents is so fun bc legally you can’t tell me I’m wrong

[ivecarvedawoodenheart]

Chowder’s parents are opera stars

[asterlark]

just thinking about jack and how he was bi the whole time

when shitty was naked on his bed 3 feet away: he was bi

when he jumped over a snowbank to ask bitty to coffee: he was bi

when he went to winter screw with camilla and according to bitty was "not a terrible dancer": he was bi (and so was camilla)

when holster assumed he was always with a girl in his room and shitty assumed he had a secret gf: he was bi

jack zimmermann is bisexual and always has been

[decaf-draws-deactivated20230923]

gonna lean into messier drawing

[decaf-draws-deactivated20230923]

i always meant to draw a companion piece to the purple one

[ariesisms]

sometimes dex will clear his throat at team breakfast and nursey is like "everyone SHUT UP dex is confessing his feelings for me" and dex goes beet red and is like "shut UP. pass the salt."

[pigeonseyes]

They are in love your honor

[zim-tits]

U know what’s hard?? Gifs are hard