ittybittybittle

documentation of how gay hockey players are ruining my life. mickey. she/her

[omgcheckplease]

[ivecarvedawoodenheart]

literally an act of complete & open aggression

[dykeseinfeld]

a holster who almost ruined the surprise proposal bc he cornered bitty for an hour the night and looked him dead in the eyes to try to give him a genuinely concerned "you know you can do better right? plenty of fish in the sea" talk

[ivecarvedawoodenheart]

holster: if he's got dirt on you blink twice. blink twice. okay blink — blink twice now. or right now. bitty blink twice now

[virgoscringe]

hi guys hope it’s chill i hopped on this post but it was genuinely just. too funny not to <3

[robotpussy]

"No protester should be able to evade justice by wearing a face covering

That's why we're banning them.

Offenders could receive up to a £1,000 fine and a month in prison."

Masked protesters could soon face arrest, says Home Office

Rights groups say proposed police powers for England and Wales are pandering to ‘culture war nonsense’

mask off, full blown fascism

[eliotbaum]

The Occultist class for the upcoming TTRPG, The Hidden Isle.

[jmfenner91]

[puipui-official]

"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."

[froginapicklejar]

[nonetoon]

Everyone meet just a normal goose :)

[nonetoon]

Glad you guys like this totally normal goose!

[nonetoon]

I am making everyone remember normal goose

[nonetoon]

Well, I can not find the original separate post of this so I’m just going to tack these on here

[sunfortune]

crying

[ardentguilt]

Uh....australian here. We don’t talk like that. At all. This shits closer to how white South Africans talk lmao

[kodzukens-thighz-deactivated202]

Uh...white south African here. Neither do we lol

[german-milfs]

uh... white person here. i jack off to goombas from the super mario bros games

[dark-romantics]

forever that person that gets really excited when the sky is in pretty colours

[itty-zimbitty]

Wait sorry, what color is the sky?

[hbmmaster]

[albatross-the-pen-chewer]

catsitting is super cool because you’ll be chilling in the guest room and several times a day you get to see this

[funnytwittertweets]

[sanjidysphoria]

yes btw i want homeless people to be able to sleep on benches in the metro. yes even if they are drunk. yes even if they smell bad.

[peaceinthestorm]

Christian Krohg (1852-1925, Norwegian) ~ Oda med Lampe (Oda with Lamp), n/d

[Source: gwpa.no]

[omgcheckplease]

From: Bits To: The One Who Eats My Baking

[thevisualvamp]

Anthony Forever

[ibakesouffles]

I MISS T H E M