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[ehsbboy]

if you see that please reblog

[itzel1andonly]

EXO Roasts Lay

Xiumin: "You're always pulling our butts apart!! ...But it is quite refreshing, I'll admit."

Suho: "Your food isn't very tasty!! ...But I'll eat every last bite because you made it with love."

Baekhyun: "I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH YIXING, I CAN'T DO IT, DON'T MAKE ME SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT YOU"

Chen: "You go back to China too often!! ...But that's okay because we love and support your solo career."

Chanyeol: "It's because of you that my chin is so dirty... Because your freestyle dancing makes my jaw drop to the floor!!"

(Lay: Come on, is this the best you got? Really let me have it!)

D.O: "Your ass is the one always touching everyone and trying to give me kisses and shit... I don't know where your nasty lips have been!!"

Silence:

Lay: *weeps in Mandarin*

Suho: "SHIT D.O GTFO RIGHT NOW YOU DID NOT ABIDE BY THE PACT WE MADE EARLIER, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO ROAST ON THE LOWEST SETTING OMG I CANT BELIEVE YOU REALLY JUST DID THAT SHIT AND YOU MADE ME SWEAR OMFG $%#* ∞€÷£!!"

Kai: "...While I understand D.O's point about always kissing him, he said it too harshly. Lay-hyung, you are a beacon of sunshine and I'm honored to have you dance and sing with us."

Lay: *sniffles*

Sehun: "I know where your lips have been... remember our pepero kiss? And how D.O was oogling us? He was so jealous."

Lay: *smiles, remembering fondly*

[requiem-4-a-drink-deactivated20]

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

[rotg-fan-page]

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

[ckascade-deactivated20170413]

Not risking it

[unorthodox-views]

hope ya pets even healthier in 2018

[thatadult]

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

[theeeprotagonist]

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

[blkmedusa]

Karma will pop me if I don’t

[kurapikassoothingvoice]

— korean phrases you can say/tweet to your idols to make them feel loved/better💌💕

- Hang in there! 

• 힘내세요! 

 - Thank you for always giving us good music 

• 항상 좋은 음악을 줘서 고마워요 

 - You’re a special person 

• 당신은 소중한 사람이에요 

 - Oppa/Unnie hang in there, we’re by your side 

•오빠/언니 힘내세요 우리가 있자나요

 - I’ll always support you 

•난 항상 응원 할게요 

 - Please rest well 

• 푹 쉬세요

 - You’re unique 

• 당신이 독특합니다 

 - Eat well 

• 잘 먹어요 

 - You’re my angel

 • 너는 나의 천사 

 - Please be happy 

• 행복하세요 

 - You’re very handsome

 • 진짜 잘생겼다 

 - Please don’t lose any weight 

 • 살빼지마세요 

 - You’re the light in my dark world

 • 너는 네 어두운 세상에 빛이에요

 •팬들을 생각해줘서 고마워요. 

Thank you for thinking of your fans. 

 •목소리가 정말 달콤해요 / 섹시 

Your voice is so sweet/ sexy.

 •언제나 응원하는 거 알죠? 

You know I’m always on your side, right? 

 •실수해도 괜찮아요. 

It’s ok if you make a mistake. 

 •웃음을 잃지 말아요. 

Don’t forget to smile. 

 •덕분에 매일 행복해요. 

Thanks to you, I am happy every day. 

 •어떻게 그렇게 (예뻐요/ 멋져요/ 잘생겼어요/ 웃겨요/ 재밌어요)? 

How can you be so (pretty/cool/handsome/hilarious/funny)? 

 •날마다 오빠들이 행복했으면 좋겠어요. 오빠들 장난치는 걸 보면 저까지 덩달아 즐거워지더라구요. 

Be happy everyday because your jokes really lift up my moods all the time. 

 •늘 진실된 모습으로 있어줘서 고마워요! 

Thank you for being the true you! 

 •기쁨가득한날을 보냈으면 좋겠어요. 많이사랑해요. 건강하고 많이쉬세요 Trans: I hope you have a wonderful day full of joy. I love you very much. Stay healthy and rest lots! 

 •우리 항상 네 곁에 있을게요 

- we will always be by your side 

 •역시 최고이다! 

- as excepted, you’re the best! 

 •이 노래 정말 좋아요 

- this song is really good 

 •이 노래 너무 좋아해요 

- i love this song very much 

 •좋은 음악을 줘서 고마워요 

- thank you for giving us good music

 •본인을잘챙겨주세요. 힘들게노력하는것을알고있으니까 많이 걱정하기도하지만 뿌듯해요. 당신이 건강하고 행복할때 우리팬들도 가장행복해요 

 Pls take care of yourselves we know u work very hard and this makes us both very proud and worried. ur fans are happiest when u are happy n healthy 

 •너 아직 먹었 니? 제발 스스로 돌봐! : Have you eaten yet? Please take care of yourself! 

 •나는 너를 꼭 잡고 싶다 : I want to hold you tight 

•안녕 내 사랑! : Hello my love 

 •당신은 천사 야! : You’re an angel 

 - You’re the light in my dark world • 너는 네 어두운 세상에 빛이에요 

 • 사랑해 - I love you 

  ↪CREDITS TO: @YOURMOMENT0309 & @97JJKSHII ON TWITTER

[itzel1andonly]

me 10 months of the year: my desire for material goods cannot be sated i want anything and everything buy me it all

me making my christmas list: ???get me some socks i guess

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

Please reblog, this is so important.

[notoriousthuggg]

I needed this

[amuseinherfeels]

Is this foreal?

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

Yes it’s a real service. I do volunteer work for a rape crisis support service in my city and texting is one of the features we provide as well. But just to boost its credibility, I tried it myself:

[thatdiva]

reblog to save lives!

[if-i-onlyhadabrain]

REBLOG

😭 Thank you.

[taichi-kungfu-online]

Workout For Daily Life

[chitarra10]

Reblogging for the neck pain ones… whoa Nelly, do I ever get the most killer neck pains.

[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

[itzel1andonly]

relationship goals: having one

[zaynsgrammys]

ok but remember…..when instead of flying to where they were going…..zayn and liam decided to spend seven hours on a bus together…..and zayn drew all over liams body…..wow……

[zaynsgrammys]

w…..o…..w……

[weedasshole]

+ that gIANT hickey zayn gave liam and when it was too noticable he wrote on it to cover it up

wOW

[ziam-is-a-lifestyle]

Forever reblog.

[chibiyeollie]

Chanbaek angst fanfic recommendation.

So, I believe you guys have already read famous chanbaek angst fanfics like 10080, the faults in byun baekhyun, innocent, baby’s breath, Erstwhile and E4SE (make sure to read these if you didn’t)

However, you might be craving for more now.

Here is a list of 7 long fanfics and 3 one shots, 10 in total, my personal favourites, and believe me, I have read like 400+ Chanbaek fanfics.

1. Saving the 10th prince

Status: on going

My rating: 10/10 (this one is literally my most

There is no need of second tthoughts every diehard chanbaek shipper should read it )

Genre: historical au, mpreg, angst, romance and drama.

Link: http://www.asianfanfics.com/story/view/1206445/saving-the-10th-prince-angst-mpreg-baekhyun-chanyeol-baekyeol-chanbaek-historicalau-timetravelau

2. Promises to the Prince

Status: on going

My rating: 10/10 (this author is beyond perfect in writing. I can’t believe how someone can write so beautifully.

Genre: historical au, romance, little fluff, angst, mpreg and drama, smut.

Link: http://www.asianfanfics.com/story/view/1151987/promises-to-the-prince-angst-mpreg-exo-baekyeol-chanbaek-historicalau-royaltyau

3. 1994

Status: on going

My rating: 9/10 (this fiction is really so heartbreaking, I cry everytime ;_; ah wae

Genre: parent!chanbaek, family drama, sekai kids, homophobia, angst, mental illness, heavy angst, some fluff.

Link: http://www.asianfanfics.com/story/view/574962/1994-angst-romance-kai-sehun-baekyeol-chanbaek

4. Little midnight sun

Status:complete

My rating: 9/10 (you gotta grab some tissue papers, I swear.

Genre: heavy angst, prostitution, physical abuse, romance, drama, mafia, smut.

Link: http://www.asianfanfics.com/story/view/1120564/little-midnight-sun-exo-baekhyun-chanyeol-chanbaek-mafiaau-ionau

5. Fifty shades of Park Chanyeol

Status: complete

My rating: 10/10 as it is the best mafia au I ever read.

Genre: mafia au, angst, romance, thriller, smut

Link: http://www.asianfanfics.com/story/view/1215035/fifty-shades-of-park-chanyeol-romance-baekyeol-chanbaek-mafiaau

6. My Maria

Status:completed

My rating: 10/10 (it’s beyond beautiful, loved the way he wrote it, one of my top 5 fav authors)

Genre: romance, angst, drama, mention of homophobia, some fluff.

Link: http://www.asianfanfics.com/story/view/556445/my-maria-angst-exo-baekhyun-chanyeol-baekyeol-chanbaekstory/view/556445/my-maria-angst-exo-baekhyun-chanyeol-baekyeol-chanbaek

7. Coffee and tv

Status:completed

My rating: 10/10 (this author is also one of my favorite! I just Love everything this author writes, a big fan)

genre: drama, romance, cheating, angst, smut, happy ending ><

Link: www.asianfanfics.com/story/view/388753/coffee-and-tv-drama-romance-exo-chanyeol-baekyeol-chanbaek

Well these all were long chaptered fictions, now I’ll give you some short ones.

These might be short, but they left my in a pool of tears at 3 am. BEST SHORT ANGST CHANBAEK FICS

You’ll literally have to grab tissuee tor it link: http://www.asianfanfics.com/story/view/1142002/home-is-the-last-place-i-want-to-be-angst-drama-exo-baekhyun-chanyeol-baekyeol-chanbaek

Just let me die, I don’t wanna remember it. Link: www.asianfanfics.com/story/view/648837/drinker-s-peace-angst-exo-baekyeol-baekhun-chanbaek-sebaek

Reminded me of the pain I went through while watching it’s okay that’s love. Link: www.asianfanfics.com/browse/tag/baekhyun

So this was it! Please tell me which genre recommendation you want and I’ll make a new list for it!

[hyorichanbaek-deactivated202007]

Re-reading children of the storm cuz it’s one of my favourite chanbaek fics ever.

I didn’t wanna read it at first cuz i didn’t like the summary that much and i thought it was gonna be boring but holy shiiiiitttt i was sooooo wronnng this fic is a MASTERPIECE

I really like baekhyun’s character in it i find him so naive yet so smart and he’s just so cute?

Chanyeol’s character is fine too but i hated him for 70% of the fic lol xD

Anyway if you haven’t read it yet then go ahead and read it what r u waiting for o-o and if you have read it already then.. re-read it..

[thekaitomyxing]

LAY WON MAN OF THE YEAR AT THE ESQUIRE AWARD SHOW

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it doesn’t matter how many “pretend to be dating” fics i read, i’m always fucking in it headfirst every time and i fall for that shit every time. i know the pattern i know the plot twists i know what’s gonna happen but every single fucking time i’m fucking on the edge of my seat wide-eyed whispering like “what’s gonna happen are they gonna fall in love” to myself like of course they are you fucking idiot this happens EVERY TIME but as soon as i see the description and it’s like “x person and x person pretend to do the dating” it’s eternal sunshine of the stupidest fucking mind over here

[chanbaeksthetic-deactivated2018]

reblog for good luck kids.

[hun-a]