[fishpondfish]

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

[mousidy]

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

[beemovieerotica]

[achillesinhighheels]

[deathgasmic]

am i allowed to text friends i have not spoken to in awhile or will they gather and beat me with sticks send post

[yellbug]

modesty

[bob-artist]

Bittern at the grocery store

[sparkly-heretic]

A very elegant crime.

(edit: my partner just pointed out that maybe the bittern is going to pay, and that's a good point)

[bob-artist]

Don't worry, his disguise was flawless and he got away with his snack :)

[transhuman-priestess]

Do you think Sebulba eats pussy

[transhuman-priestess]

the complete range of human experience

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

[messygoku]

[laterkiss]

happy pride to my favourite post on reddit

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

helpp hellppp we are the flamingo twins and we just fucking FELL OVER

[drawnsnake]

A scientific diagram

[cutecipher]

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

[cutecipher]

i have mixed feelings about competitive

[cutecipher]

*maddest ive ever been, eye twitching* thats baseless. its something else actually.

[girlnephew]

[1dietcokeinacan]

[niidsch]

MySims ♥ 2007

[dogpuppy]

[sacred-portal]