I blog whatever suits me. Learn to love it.

I enjoy an overabundance of carby desserts, and I take cheesecake (PLAIN!) and banana pudding as payment/bribes. 30ish | She/Her.

[ivy625fanfic]

Coming back from a loooooooong absense because I saw THE video notification, furiously scrolled through Tumblr to see if it was yet another joke, grinned when I saw that it WAS NOT, and still refusing to watch the video because I might not stop squealing with absolute delight until tomorrow. So happy for this extra bit of freedom you've snatched, gentlemen, and wishing you 16x♾️ more years!

[ivy625fanfic]

Anyone need 1 ticket for Hozier on November 28 in Amsterdam? Got an extra I don't need - selling at cost!

[danandphilupdates]

dan tweet

16/3/23

[redstonedust]

nothing more disappointing than a shower with low water pressure. i don’t want to feel like a wet sad beast left out in the rain i want to be power washed.

[simpsons-latino]

[say-prettyy-pleasee]

This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you

🙏🏾💰💵

[corvigay-clutter]

i survived a tuesday, and for what? wednesday? disgusting.

[thecraftgremlin]

We need to embrace the fact that the tumblr userbase is aging. What’s everybody’s favorite kitchen appliance?

[queerofcups]

sorry but Dan and Phil holding out on the "are y'all fucking each other" question for so long that they're now niche content for 30 year olds that largely agree that it's funnier if they refer to the question but also never tell us? what a fucking magic trick. what an achievement.

[funnytwittertweets]

[anguishmacgyver]

ah yes. the classic "I can't sleep because it will be tomorrow in an instant and tomorrow requires things of me and I Simply Do Not Vibe With That". so I'll go through said tomorrow on 2 hours of sleep. very smart and once again no lessons will be learned

[positivity-in-pain]

i love this. 😂

[chained2012]

employers will be like “augh we’re so understaffed” my brother in christ you’re in charge of hiring

[flightsofwonder]

being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit

[flightsofwonder]

why does this have 85K notes

[ahappydnp]

DAN LIVESHOWS BACK?!?!?

[alittledizzy]

one fear

[kavat]

Same, Hank. Same.

[feelingofcontent]

Hank just out there simping today and I am here for it

[queerofcups]

also, i’ll say it cause i dont think i’m the only one thinking it. i feel incredibly validated and vindicated in every time i defended dan. he’s right, its fucking unnatural to expect someone to produce content on a weekly basis for years without end or break. and, NDAs aside, if you’ve experienced real burn out you know that there comes a time when you actually just can’t anymore and no amount of strangers on the internet caterwauling about it is going to change that.

[player24]

Dan saying that his show was turned down because they were moving in a different direction, towards reality type stuff, when earlier he and Phil had been turned down for their reality show concepts because YouTube wanted scripted shows…… my heart fucking shattered.