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dc, scorpio

[dogsenpai]

me: *watching stranger things*

strange thing: *happens*

me:

[kittensinsocks24]

IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER

A series of fake numbers to leave behind.

1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.

605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy

888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!

866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”

206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.

Stay safe, people.

[thefeywildling]

Don’t forget about 515-808-2362, the number that rings and then plays the John Cena thing.

[47lamborghinis-deactivated20160]

309-889-0497 plays the evangelation theme

[jdeko]

Evangelation

[sirchubbybunny]

There’s also 855-523-9386 which will respond to the caller with a robot beat boxing Korn’s “Freak on a Leash”.

[tomysshadow-deactivated20230715]

Who knew so many weird almost useless phone numbers existed?

[bldvnbln]

This is wonderful

[grandiose-mind-deactivated20170]

[veryfunnymemes]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Growing up my parents made me believe that someone turning a light on in the car while I’m driving was going to be a much bigger issue in my life than it actually is.

[materiajunkie-deactivated201905]

[winthistime]

[alisonzai]

[acidburnbaby]

me

[buzzfeed]

[news-mashable-yahoopartner-blog]

'Broad City' duo celebrates Hillary Clinton from 1776

Hillary Clinton’s nomination for president is a victory for women’s rights, but on last night’s Late Show, Stephen Colbert wondered if we could celebrate this moment with women in 1776.

Luckily, he had Abatha and Josephine (the Constitution era alter egos of Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer) on the line. 

The girls were delighted to know that progress has been made, but they didn’t want any other spoilers of what happens in America since they’re hoping to binge watch it after it ends.

Even though it’s 1776, there’s at least one mention of something weed-related. Regardless of what century it is, Broad City will be Broad City.

Man hilariously responds to stranger’s totally legit $9 million inheritance offer

Postmodern Jukebox’s Justin Timberlake cover will have you dancing

Baby seal is very happy to be rescued from fishing net

No one has ever been as thrilled about clapping as this little kid

[aculturedpearl]

[britneyspears]

What do you like doing in your spare time?

I love to read!

[artistofthemillennium-deactivat]

[thisposterisironic]

THE QUEEN OF READING

[unwene-deactivated20160331]

[nicoosuxx]

Remember when they were going to censor the internet?

[chyna-r-deactivated20151227]

Remember when people cared about Kony?

[bromojumbo]

Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge?

[evilscientist]

Remember when everyone played Temple Run?

[tvnadelvna]

Remember the Alamo?

[chroniclesofpanem]

Remember the Titans?

[ineffa8le]

remember who you are

[ythefuknaught]

[morbid-eleganza-deactivated2021]

[soysauceprince-deactivated20180]

Aubrey Plaza is the goth babe who isn’t trying

[zoeclaudia]

[aye-sha]

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