Nonsense

23/Autistic/Pan

[pan-pizza]

It’s you who’s out, Gobby

[catcrumb]

[dappermouth]

Hi, here’s some new hi-res phone wallpapers made from my recent art! As always, they’re free for personal use ♥ (For folks on mobile there’s a link to the full-size files in my FAQ!)

[sharingneedles]

IVE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR TO POST THIS YOU DONT EVEN KNOW

[fuckyeahpaganism]

I’m crying. 

[for-fox-sakess]

i scheduled this a year ago..

[crash-bang-boom]

Visit Original Link

Ask and you shall receive. xx Original post here Backing track here

[amethyst-skeleton]

Reblogging again, here are the transcribed lyrics!

Chorus

Jolene (×4)

I’m begging of you please don’t take my man

Jolene (x4)

Please don’t take him just because you can

Verse One

Your beauty is beyond compare

With flaming locks of auburn hair

With ivory skin

And eyes of emerald green

For years our town’s been terrorised

By the beast who takes disguise

In the shell

That calls itself Jolene

Our sleep disturbed by quaking breath

Eyes closed against the threat of death

That lies behind

The teeth of that Jolene

The closer that you get to her

The more those edges seem to blur

To something that

Cannot be called Jolene

Chorus

Verse Two

Your teeth are sharp, your mouth agape

Your claws rend flesh, there’s no escape

From judgement of

The Eldritch One, Jolene

But I’ve seen beyond that auburn hair

My eyes have met your vacant stare

But I’ve been told

I’m hard to scare, Jolene

Chorus but it’s:

Jolene (x4)

I’m begging of you please don’t take my man

Jolene (x4)

I’ll end this story just how it began

I’ll take your teeth if you try to take my man

End.

(edited from op’s corrections)

[jaubaius]

The curious dance moves of the Striped Cuckoo.

[theraptorcage]

I’m sorry???? Excuse me sir???? You have hands and are a bird please explain

[alphynix]

The “hands” seen here are really the alula – the bird’s feathered thumb!

So it’s basically doing this: 👍🐦👍

[passumbapper]

this post just gets worse and worse

[passumbapper]

[thenamesjocelyn]

[jatel0-deactivated20150421]

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[keomoto-deactivated20141214]

no one coulda reblogged this a month ago when i spent 500

[kreativegeenius]

momentsbymarcus

[trappunzelll]

Look at KB coming through

[kimreesesdaughter]

Every time you see this, reblog it. There is always someone in college that will see this.

[kyloren]

teenage us were braver than any US Marine

[thesnadger]

So some semi-official version of Mabel juice is apparently going to be made at NYCC, but 1) I don’t want to wait for that and 2) once I got this idea in my head I couldn’t let it go. I figured I had a lot of wiggle room when it came to designing a recipe for this drink, since this is our only description of it:

So I gave myself a few rules:

It should be filled with caffeine and other uppers.

The ingredients should be things that a twelve year old girl could plausibly get her hands on.

It should be sweet. Too sweet. The kind of sweet that makes you hate how sweet it is. That makes you not want to eat anything sweet ever again.

Pink.

I also figured that during the entire process of shopping for, making and consuming the drink I should be thinking “this is a bad idea. This is a really bad idea. This will not end well for me.”

Conceptually, the drink is kind of a non-alcoholic Four Loko, back before the FDA made them take the caffeine and guarana out of it. Something made of bad decisions and intense fruity flavors.

Ingredients, recipe and tale of woe under the cut. (With photos!)

Keep reading

[tikkety-tok]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[g4yporwave]

This radiates pure joy

[snazzy-adam]

SHE IS OUR DISCO QUEEN

[imyourdreamwife]

She time traveled from 1978 the moves are too good

[lalunamariaproject]

QUEEN 👌😍

[grawly]

NEW TUMLER VIRUS

this shark is hungry. dangerous.

ｔｈｉｓ  ｓｈａｒｋ  ｗａｎｔｓ  ｔｏ  ｅａｔ  ｙｏｕｒ  ｂｌｏｇ．

if u dont reblog this cyber shark you’re blog will be delieted DONT RISK IT

[grawly]

youve angered it

[halodite]

i wish the person that robbed pewdiepie stabbed him even if just a little bit

[cleoselene-deactivated20260315]

my friend brittany was stabbed once and okay she’s a little florida swamp trash she’ll admit that, but she told me this story of being stabbed with a STEAK KNIGHT, and her reaction was basically, “what the fuck, did you fucking stab me???’ then her friends carted her off to the ER

if this can happen to Brittany, who is totally okay even if she has a tattoo in the shape of Florida where the panhandle turned into a gun, it can totally happen to Pewdiepie I mean he is was more stabbable than my friend britney

[halodite]

its ok queen go off

[weirdwerewolf-deactivated-deact]

No Notes Pewdiepie Stabbing Post

[theoppositeofadults]

[cwicseolfor]

https://twitter.com/DavidJuurlink/status/1129811903776198659

We deserve autonomy.

[mad-dyspunktional]

I support right to die legislation and I’m glad this woman was able to die on her own terms. I can only hope that will be an option for me if and when I need it. I don’t agree with the people saying that the doctor ‘murdered’ her… to suggest that she was a victim here is to ignore her ability to make choices for herself.

[perceval23]

[sirrah1940]

I wouldn't dream of sharing this photo of Wayne LaPierre and Russian Spy Maria Butina.

[sirrah1940]

Oops! I accidentally re-blogged this picture of NRA President WAYNE LA PIERRE and RUSSIAN SPY MARIA BUTINA

I am ashamed

[jenny-jinya]

Full and finished short-story of the black cat. Please have a heart for black pets in general, animals do not deserve this kind of hostility. Please give credit when reposting, Thank you :)

[jeza-red]

Oh godTT

[nunyabizni]

[sylcrows]