what are the different clubs in Denver like?
Haven't heard great things about it.
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@ivystrips
what are the different clubs in Denver like?
Haven't heard great things about it.
When you get That White Guy at the rail who talks about how he loves big juicy booties and he’s in the military as a sniper and he was part of the raid on Bin Laden’s compound and he has a safe filled with gold.
I have. A new recliner chair. It’s very comfy. but I am worried.
Mochi. Has decided that the best place to sleep is between my feet on the footrest. and when I have my laptop open I tend to. forget that he’s there.
I am going to dump him onto the floor.
Maybe not tonight, maybe not tomorrow night but Eventually He will end up rudely dumped onto the floor, like so much salad.
Pictured: a cat unaware of the fate probably rapidly approaching him, despite me telling him three times now. He is too comfy to care.
Question: You dump your salads on the floor? Why?
Comorbid ADHD and carpal tunnel have lead to a disorder that I like to call “clumsy bitch syndrome” wherin if I get distracted or grab something wrong I will just… Drop whatever I’m holding? For some reason my favorite salad bowl is a regular victim. Also happens to piles of laundry, the TV remote, and sometimes knives.
I have a strict policy of never holding babies.
G U E S S W H A T I D I D
Mochi is either very forgiving or very bad at cause and effect.
Two different socks, t w o d I f f e r e n t s o c k s, T W O D I F F E R E N T S O C K S
They live in my shoes most of the time, so they’re the same by the most useful metric (Thickness).
In other news,
I tried to give mochi a headscritch while he was on the stairs.
my stairs are basically carpet-covered slabs of wood, with no “backing” so you can see through them. They’re also directly above the stairs that go down to the basement, so there’s a bit of a drop.
mochi
rolled over for bellyrubs
and fell
through the stairs
about six feet
before rolling over mid-air and catching himself on the floor/ledge above the basement stairs, claws digging into the wood like mufasa during that one scene that fucked up everyone’s childhood.
Unlike Mufasa
Mochi is both strong and not predestined to die for narrative purposes
so he hauled his fat ginger ass up over the ledge as I got to the bottom of the stairs.
he stared at me.
I stared at him.
Mochi then bellowed his loudest and most victorious of cat bellows, and threw himself into my chair and rolled over for bellyrubs. Which i gave him.
i am afraid
as Mochi is a ginger like my husband his father
that my son may have inherited my Clumsy Bitch Disease
the nice thing about cats is they’re mostly immune to fall damage
@mostlycatsmostly
I want to know if waist trainers actually work
I’m too skeptical of people on IG because I feel like they’re getting paid to say they use them.
Is there anyone who actually has before and after pictures and is not a paid promoter lol
I never do this, but I’d like to share ONE small trick I use at work to close a sale. Veterans know this but I see babies waste so much of their time and it gives me hives. This won’t work in every circumstance, but it’s worked plenty of times for me, and it works extremely quickly.
If a conversation with a customer has steered too far off course, too far away from our preferred topics (them giving us money) it can be easy to either:
A) lose our way and waste our own time sitting there waiting for the ‘right moment’ to bring up doing a dance
B) abruptly suggest a dance and potentially offend or turn off your client who feels that he’s been interupted
C) give up totally and give them the old ‘I’ll be back in a minute!”, never to be seen again.
If there’s a connection and they are enjoying the company, don’t give up. Here’s what I do and I stg it always works.
Carry around a small glass with you all night, at the point where the customer is comfortable (a few minutes of him talking about whatever he wants and you acting extremely interested and being a good listener) but you REALLY want to stop hearing about his hobbies and interests and empty his wallet, excuse yourself to fill up your water, because it’s like, so hot in here, and you’re like, so sweaty. Leave for like one whole minute, when you come back, he’ll have missed you. You now have a split second to take back the power in the conversation without having to be rude and abrupt. The previous conversation has now come to an end, without your breaking the fantasy, and bonus he’s now comfortable with you. This is when you lean in and do ur quick sexy hustle and close ur sale. Mine is always quick and simple “can I take you somewhere for some fun???”
Anyway good luck 🥰
I haaaatttteeeeee trying out at new clubs it makes me feel like a baby stripper all over again 😭
Everybody’s turning me away lmaoo I expected this but I still h8 it
Any dancers in Denver know if the money is good? I can’t pay off my student debt at this rate in NM
Boost?
I worked there years ago and all I remember is how skinny everyone was and how relatively difficult it was to get hired. I ended up working at a nude club, but I never went back so the money must not have been spectacular
All I know is I have coworkers who live in Denver and commute to Colorado Springs where I work and it isn't that great here.
I AM FUCKING SCREAMING!!!!
if you see me as your sex object, i will see you as my ATM. it goes both ways. nobody gonna use me for free honey
Since the strippers only tag is dead and the strippersonly tag is glitchy I’m gonna be tagging all my work/stripper related shit as #yesastripper since that one seems functional
For reasons I have to put my pole in an unfinished basement, the ceiling has exposed beams that are like 2 1/2 inches thick.. how am I supposed to do this? Anyone, help?
Found on facebook 💯 gonna use this 😂
Help?
What at home poles to y'all recommend?
Bartenders and waitresses who give lapdances/do rooms at strip clubs are scum. If you want stripper money, then be a fucking stripper!