[loserrrrrrrr-boo-deactivated202]

Why does everyone think that when they get superpowers they have to either be a villain or a hero or use their powers for some cause. FUCK THAT. I’m using my telekinesis to get chores done. I’m using my water breathing abilities to dress as a creepy mermaid and scare the fuck out of surfers. Man, I don’t have time to develop a moral code or goal. My powers will be used to spice up my life and the lives of everyone around me in minor ways whether y’all like it or not. 

[impossiblebeararcade]

i feel like captain holt and ron swanson would either get along extremely well or hate each other at first sight

[underestimated-heroine]

Underrated Parks and Rec Character Lines:

Ron Swanson: “Everything I do is the attitude of an award-winner, because I have won an award.”

Donna Meagle: “It’s not my favorite shirt. But it is…my least favorite shirt.”

Tom Haverford: “Everything you’re saying makes me like me more.”

April Ludgate: “I swear on this dead crow I’ll never cook for you.”

Leslie Knope: “When people yell at me I just hear people…caring loudly at me.”

Andy Dwyer: “NO I’M NOT CRYING, I’M JUST ALLERGIC TO JERKS!”

[casliyn]

Can’t believe the fictional government of Pawnee is doing more than the US government is doing during this pandemic.

[kylatreblecleff]

That 70's Show

Donna: If we’re meant to be, then we’ll end up together. Eric: No. The way we end up together is by SAYING we’ll be together, and then BEING together.

This might just be one of the most profound moments in the show. As a teen, Eric saw that he was looking for more in the relationship than Donna was. He wanted forever. He was in it for the long haul. She wasn’t. And because of that difference they broke up. It was the smartest thing I have ever seen him do. He gave her up not because he didn’t love her but because they weren’t loving the same way. She even says “We’re together now. Isn’t that enough?” She is only in it for now, until a better offer comes along. In the form of another guy, or a full ride scholarship, or an internship, or a job. It’s fine for her to want those things but she should never have strung Eric along for 2 years believing they would eventually marry. No it wasn’t discussed. But it should have been. They were kids, playing at being adults.

And look at what Eric said again. That is how a relationship works. Donna believes in fate. Eric believes in choice. Loving is a choice everyone makes. Sometimes that’s easy, and sometimes it’s hard. I think Kitty tolerating Red is what taught Eric that. Whereas Donna saw her parents fight, and leave. They never resolved things. They ran from them. From their own promises to each other. If it wasn’t easy they didn’t bother. She learned that from them. This show really had some fantastic aspects to it.

[tightlycoiledcutie]

I’ve not heard Barnett say he loves Amber once, only that he loves the way he makes her feel

[cirie-won-thirty-four]

‘Your wig been slipping since day one’ dshdbsksdkssjsjshs

[kat-rose-griffith]

I don’t know why other people’s love makes me so happy but it just does

[voronskaya]

I want Brooklyn 99/Superstore crossover in which Johna Simms and Jake Peralta revealed as school jewish ex-boyfriends

[don-sosa]

The 4 Horsemen Of The Sitcom Apocalypse

[everythingilikeisdead]

The perfect man is 1 part Ben Wyatt, 1 part Jonah Simms, and 1 part Jake Peralta.

[radiosilenced]

i still live by the truth that jonah simms and jake peralta were ex-boyfriends and i'm awaiting the day that b99 and superstore have a crossover episode

[jennifersbod]

otis being called a victorian ghost is the most john mulaney thing ever

[aforgottenthing]

I love that Eric just constantly points and laughs at Otis. That’s true friendship there.

[fadingartisangardener]

In my head I'd like to think that I'm Maeve Wiley all tough on the outside , soft on the inside and savage but deep down irl ik I'm just another Otis.

[pink-hair-and-freckles]

I get why Isaac thinks Otis is a bad guy and doesn’t deserve Maeve, he saw him once before on his very worst. But that doesn’t mean you get to decide how things work out??? Omg Maeve is not going to be impressed when she finds out what happened. God I hate men

[takestothesky]

ok but the only image isaac really has of otis is some random drunk boy who, in front of tons of people, stood up on a couch said horrible things about maeve. was deleting the voicemail a total cross of boundaries? absolutely! can I understand why he may have thought he was doing was the right thing? kind of. that doesn’t mean it’s justified or excusable, but it also doesn’t make him the worst person on the show.