Hetalian Slav

They/them-slav I post shitposts, artworks(mine), and headcannons

[iwillendyourbloodline]

Hetalia Characters as What My Friends Has Said

Hey im not dead 🙃 all credit goes to @buttmano (imsorryItaggedyouagain) since I got the idea from them ^^

Most of them are from irl friends I rekindled a friendship with

Poland: "Who took my fucking nail polish!?"

Sweden: "I swear I'm not gay, I just want a witchy husband(I actually said wife but eh) to give me cuddles and warmth"

Monaco: "Ah shit I missed the jackpot"

Finland: *pulls out a pistol* "Who do I need to shoot?"

Germany: "And now I present men that can turn me gay at any moment."

America: "oH SAY CAN YOU SEEEE- BY THE BITCH IN THE WAY"

Italy: "Noodle time, noodle time. Whats the time, its noodle time"

Norway: "No go to bed im your father(mom) now"

Estonia: "Hypothetically speaking, the ethics of Apple is completely right as half the people working there don't know what the fuck they are doing"

Sweden: "In a year I'll be the dancing queen"

Lithuania: "Im not a simp, you have no proof"

Latvia: "Bitch you literally simp for one of your kins how desperate are you??"

[prtypois0n]

[iwillendyourbloodline]

O h f u c k

[aphluxembourg]

not to be Controversial but when people make nor and fin deliberately more feminine so that dennor and sufin are both Big Tall Masculine One with Small Soft Feminine Uwu One that always gets called mum/mom,,, hmm,,,

and when people make their only trans male hc norway or finland or china because theyre more feminine than the other characters,,, hmmmmmm,,,,

like dont get me wrong. trans hcs can be cool. feminine men are valid!! but when its in all/your only mlm ships it falls into the old "so which one of you is the woman" trope. and when your only trans man hcs are the more feminine-seeming characters it implies that you see trans men as inherently more feminine than other men. yes gender roles aren't everything but please for the love of god consider the implications when every one of your ships falls into the same traits.

[lottie-reblogs-hetalia]

Hey Hetalia fandom, if anyone ever says the fandom is dying, please direct them to this blog

Likes don’t do shit, and no one knows how to find the reblog button so a lot of good content goes completely ignored, and I want to change that.

Hetalia was trending a couple days ago goddammit, there’s plenty of conent out there

So here’s my solution for this, almost every single hetalia post I see, I’ll reblog (minus like, controversial, bad ones).

It doesn’t matter if it’s fanfic, fanart, headcanons or whatever.

I scroll through the tags a lot and queue stuff so some things here might be old, but who cares?

If I don’t see a post of yours you want more publicity on then please feel free to send a link. 

Please reblog this post

[innactivebloggyy]

reblog this if you post hetalia headcanons

[iwillendyourbloodline]

You might not see this but i wish you so much luck and i hope things will take a shift for the more positive. Either way you are always welcome back and you'll be greeted with open arms 🌼

I just woke up and this made me happy so thank you so much💕💕

However Im still staying in my discord server I already have open. That's staying if I do leave the fandom

[iwillendyourbloodline]

!Serious Post!

》⚠️Tw: Depression and s*icide and r*pe mention⚠️

》So uh, I don't really know how to explain this but I'm debating on whether I should leave this account or not. I know people probably wouldn't care and honestly, Im not asking for you to care. But to the people that like my work, I wanna explain why I may delete this account.

》As of the past two weeks, I've been dealing with so much sh*t in my home life. My family is getting worse and dysphoria is a b*tch. Though that's not the main reason, it does play into my mental health.

》I never really fit into anything. I always wanted to have friends and partake in certain events for fandoms. Though, everytime I try, no one seems to care. Hell- recently I auditioned for an event for Hetalia. I was just simply ignored even though the person who started it begged for more people to audition(it wasn't cosplay btw). The character I auditioned for wasn't even taken. Now I guess maybe, they just didn't think I was any good. But at least a small amount od acknowledgement would have been nice.

》This isn't a new issue. It always was like this in previous fandoms. In which I would delete everything after being pushed away from the fandom. Im glad that people like my work now and some stayed but no matter how much I try I always either get ignored or I just hate my work cause I don't want it to be ignored. Hell- I was pushed to attempting s*icide by many Homestuck, Creepypasta, Anime, and Danganronpa fans. Some I even looked up too.

》This all may sound petty but I really do try my best to be someone that people will look up too. I know complaining won't get me anywhere but even when I don't complain. When I try my hardest, im shunned. I hate when people talk shit about me. Twisting stuff and sadly, it has happened in the Hetalia fandom over on discord.

》I just can't deal with the pain of knowing the stuff you like, the fandom will never accept you. It sucks and online is where I escape reality. As of now I lost my friends irl. Family ties are severed. Hell I can't even be myself, be a man, without a threat of being disowned, killed, or r*ped.

》Online is a way for me to cope. So, If i delete this account, then I'm sorry to my followers who like my stuff and want to see more. I can't deal with this stuff and no one to vent to. Well- correction: I have people to vent online about. But I'm just afraid im troubling them.

[iwillendyourbloodline]

♡Hetalia Discord Rp Server!♡

Hello fellow hetalia brethren!

-I have made a discord server that is open up for everyone!

-However I will say this- no nsfw is to be aloud on this server. Take that shit to dms.

-This is a discord server that allows people to roleplay!

-However you don't have to be a roleplayer! We have main chats, some bots and a meme shack. And art channel as well!

Join the 《♡Hetalia♡》 Discord Server!

Check out the 《♡Hetalia♡》 community on Discord - hang out with 9 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.

♡♡Please be respectful when talking to other members please and thank you♡♡

[iwillendyourbloodline]

♡Hetalia Characters as Quotes my Family Has Said(pt.1)♡

This is not my idea, I saw something similar on @buttmano 's blog. Check her out she is really cool!

Anyway here we go!

America: Man all I do is eat now.

Romano: I have fucking idiots of brothers like have you seen how they act?!

Germany: Get your work done or I will smash your head into a wall(don't worry my dad didn't mean that part-)

Poland: I'm too beautiful and full of myself to apologize.

Lithuania: I clean so I don't get yelled at.

France: Now before you have sex come to me so I can give you some condoms.

England: My cooking is just as good as [blank]! I just forget seasoning sometimes!

Sealand: Roblox arsenal is far better than your anime

Canada: Im too quiet to even be noticed by my oWN FAMILY-

Estonia: N-no! That's not how you print things- just let me do it!

Belarus: I will end your fucking bloodline if you even come near me with a knife

Prussia: Man I'm the most awesome person at minecraft!

Prussia(again): I CAN BEAT YOUR ASS AT MARIO KART-

[iwillendyourbloodline]

♡CuCan Domestic Headcannons!!♡

This is a request from someone in a discord server so thank you so much for giving me the headcannon ideas!

Alright hc time lets go-

♡Matthew and Carlos frequently visit either the mountains in Canada or the beaches in Cuba.

♡Carlos usually cooks while Matthew cleans the kitchen.

♡To keep things clean, Matthew made a chore chart.

♡Did someone say late night cuddles cause these two know how to cuddle.

♡These two are known for stocking up on ice cream.

♡Carlos does not like Alfred or Arthur. So when Matthew's family comes to visit, Carlos only gets along with Francis and that stretches it-

♡Matthew and Carlos have talked about adopting.

♡best dads- you can't change my mind.

♡Carlos works as a su-chef[i hope i said that right] at a local restaurant that serves mainly Caribbean and Cuban food.

♡Matthew works at a skating rink, making sure no one steals anything and that no one gets hurt.

♡When Carlos gets mad, Matthew would just hug him to calm down.

♡When Matthew gets sad, Carlos makes him pancakes.

♡Again thank you Lithuania on discord!♡

[hws-cuba]

Excuse me,

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AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Thank u

[iwillendyourbloodline]

I'm very happy that you like these headcannons! >w<

[iwillendyourbloodline]

♡HongIce HCS + Liechenstein♡

---HongIce dating HCS---

•80's theme

•Typical movie and dinner dates

•These two love retro horror movies for the date

•Sometimes they just actually go star watching which makes Leon fall asleep quickly

•They play fight on dates.

•^Example: they pick out a topic and jokingly fight(never physical)

•Or sometimes study sessions are dates, which ends up with them just hanging out.

•When they hang out it's just vines being quoted and Leon being kinda wild.

•They end up falling asleep around 3 am if Leon stays over long enough.

•Two dorks in love, also Leon really really likes puzzles and will make Emil play them.

•Oh and Emil has let Leon meet one of the ghosts Emil sees.

--HongIce + Liechenstein frienship--

•Basch finally let Erika have friends and then Leon just forced her being friends with him and Emil

•She first got overwhelmed but now she just accepts it.

•Leon protects her from Emil's swearing habits by covering her ears.

•Emil makes sure that Erika does not know what the devil's tango was.

•Pure friendship group

•Usually hangs out in the forests having picnics or just relaxing.

•Sometimes they go out to town to have fun or something.

•she makes them outfits to give on birthdays for them.

•Emil and Leon just accept their fate of wearing frilly shirts to make her happy.

•To be fair Emil usually gives Leon and Erika ugly sweaters so its payback for Emil.

•Again- 80's theme!

•The three love to visit 80's theme diners in America when they visit the country.

((Hi this is also another request on Discord from the France we have in the hetalia server. So thank you France!!))

[iwillendyourbloodline]

♡CuCan Domestic Headcannons!!♡

This is a request from someone in a discord server so thank you so much for giving me the headcannon ideas!

Alright hc time lets go-

♡Matthew and Carlos frequently visit either the mountains in Canada or the beaches in Cuba.

♡Carlos usually cooks while Matthew cleans the kitchen.

♡To keep things clean, Matthew made a chore chart.

♡Did someone say late night cuddles cause these two know how to cuddle.

♡These two are known for stocking up on ice cream.

♡Carlos does not like Alfred or Arthur. So when Matthew's family comes to visit, Carlos only gets along with Francis and that stretches it-

♡Matthew and Carlos have talked about adopting.

♡best dads- you can't change my mind.

♡Carlos works as a su-chef[i hope i said that right] at a local restaurant that serves mainly Caribbean and Cuban food.

♡Matthew works at a skating rink, making sure no one steals anything and that no one gets hurt.

♡When Carlos gets mad, Matthew would just hug him to calm down.

♡When Matthew gets sad, Carlos makes him pancakes.

♡Again thank you Lithuania on discord!♡

[iwillendyourbloodline]

♡LietBel Domestic HCS(moving in w/ eachother)♡

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•Tolys would probably had to convince Natalya to move into Tolys' apartment

^she don't mind dont worry-

•The first thing they did after moving and setting up the furniture was sleep cause both were jetlagged from getting Natalya's stuff from her country

•After a few months they became a bit more loving towards eachother.

•Though Natalya still has a cold exterior around anyone else

•Jobs make both tired. They just cuddle w/ eachother after work

•Tolys cooks and cleans while Natalya just does the taxes and make sure they aren't going into debt

•Also to get on the NSFW side a bit- Tolys is a sub while Natalya is a dom you can't change my mind.

•Though she has her days where she wants to bottom

•Tolys would have to meet Natalya's siblings before he even tries to propose to her.

•Lowkey scared to even have children with Natalya all bc Ivan threatened Tolys one time about him marrying Natalya.

•If one is sad or they seem off, the other would give them affection until both fall asleep.

•Sleep cuddles is a must

•Date nights range from park trips to fancy dinners or sins in bed(if ya catch my drift. However both must be in the mood and it must be planned)

[iwillendyourbloodline]

Hello fellow hetalians!

I am relatively new to the whole headcannon thingy but I'm willing to do anything!

I do sfw and nsfw!

Nsfw: I will do nsfw headcannons but if you ask for a incest or pedophilic one, then I will decline your requests cause that shit is nasty-

Sfw: Family headcannons(families within hetalia or a family for one character), Relationship headcannons, domestic headcannons, random ass headcannons. Practically anything that's wholesome and all

I hope you all see this! I'll be posting frequently so you all can see the headcannons! ~Axel