Christiana

so sleepy

[hymnsofheresy]

my favorite meme of jesus is the edit of kramskoi's "christ in the desert" where he is smoking a cig. yeah. that's a good one.

[hymnsofheresy]

live jesus reaction to me being a fucking idiot every day

[yume-fanfare]

modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options

[necodrop-archive]

[lizardsfromspace]

"Sex is what makes us human" is stupid. Almost every species fucks. Humans are the only species that jumps motorcycles over school buses that are on fire. Some other things too probably

[lyhoradka]

coffee shop by my house hired a new barista who is extraordinarily hot and flirts with me incessantly but she also makes the worst - and i truly mean the worst - coffee i’ve ever paid for. atrociously bad. just another of god’s little jokes

[vibratome-remade-deactivated202]

[twofingerswhiskey]

hi. what the FUCK is this movie about

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

I think about "Tommy needy drinky" constantly

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

THIS is your mcm

[huffylemon]

[filmnoirsbian]

Girl.

[troutpopulation]

jesus did what

[gayfranzkafka]

Before you post, THINK! Does it follow the Hays Code?

[lesbianshepard]

 i recommend learning other alphabets if for no other reason than it’s very fun to see people replace latin alphabet letters with complete nonsense for Aesthetic

[lesbianshepard]

as julius caesar famously said: “vspph vphdph vphcph”

[wizardlyghost]

as brutus said, tase him again

[guerrillatech]

[sliversoakley3-deactivated20220]

[pencilbrony]

Ultimate form snake

[headspace-hotel]

This but a millipede

[thyrell]

ouroboros happy ending

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[reformed-roark]

General Kenobi

[prose-n-scripts]

apparently i have so much Gay Love for girls that it broke clean through the other side and became self love.

[catgirlcaliphate]

[kaijuno]

The Monterey Bay Aquarium knew EXACTLY what they were doing here there’s no fucking way

[reactionaryhater]

I don't often need to invoke this meme but when I do