noise dept.
sheepfilms
No title available
Phantogram Three
The Bowery Presents
Sweet Seals For You, Always
The Bright Sessions
h
š©µ avery cochrane š©µ
d e v o n
tumblr dot com
romaā
occasionally subtle
Fieri Frames
#extradirty
ellievsbear
Love Begins
Show & Tell
Sade Olutola
Keni
seen from Malaysia
seen from France
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Venezuela
seen from Singapore
seen from Colombia
seen from Venezuela
seen from Argentina
seen from Malaysia
seen from Malaysia
seen from Indonesia
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from Bangladesh
seen from Singapore
seen from Chile
seen from Malaysia
seen from Philippines
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
@iwishiwascanadian
I got my heart broken and I survived, I failed 3 courses in university and graduated, I got rejected in the very first job I applied for and got promoted yesterday, I went through hard times with my family but then two years later, we laughed our hearts out over lunch, The closest friends disappointed me several times but I made new friends and loved them with all my heart. I did it once, I can do it again.
you ever think about how funny Devil Went Down to Georgia really is? conceptually? people are being so good I guess that the devil himself is strapped for souls and decides to scrape the bottom of that holy barrel. throws a dart at a map and is like āGeorgia it is I supposeā cause I know he didnāt pick that on purpose. goes down to Georgia as it were and just picks the first kid he sees. how old is Johnny? I like to think 11 or so. doesnāt matter. the only way the devil knows how to run shit is with battle of the bands style rules. picks the fiddle because thatās just what he happens to have on hand in solid gold I guess. he just so happens to pick a child fiddle prodigy. what did you expect? its Georgia bitch Johnny doesnāt have anything better to do. so the devil gets his big red ass spanked. and then a child calls him a son of a bitch
thanks for coming to my ted talk
i wanna fall in love it sounds like fun
IN THEORY!
Condoms are perhaps one of the most environmentally friendly inventions. A single condom can potentially eliminate an entire human lifeās worth of carbon emissions.
when cross stitch patterns donāt assign the darkest symbol to the darkest color
that feeling of āoh god please donāt be a UTIā
REBLOG IF YOU HAVE A PREXISTING FUCKING CONDITION PALS
The people who canāt afford health insurance are the people that need it the most.
edging? more like filibusting a nut
Quick question OP why did I have to read this
itās ninety-nine degrees outside, four fuck-thousand percent humidity, and my husband was like,Ā āiām gonna go for a bike ride.ā and i was likeĀ āwhy. no. why. donāt put us on the news like that. local fool collapses on unnecessary journey. donāt do it.ā so he says he doesnāt want toĀ āhide in the houseā because the sun is shining. bruh. honeybruh. āthe sun is shiningā does not cover it. its hot outside. its motherfucking hot as fuck outside. our outdoor plants have been crying into their hands all week. whole cars are melting into the sewer. our fucking patio umbrella developed sentience to ask me for lemonade this morning
@robotmango, you need to work for the weather forecast - this was both hilarious and so vivid it made me stand up and get some iced tea.
this is a great idea, thank you. here goes. my audition tape for the weather channel. dearly beloved. we are gathered here today to have a fucking funeral for the outdoors. it had a good run, with all its creeks and clouds and shit. pretty great. now itās ten-thirty at night but still ninety-two asshole-sweating degrees and humid as fuck. everything is hot and slimy, like being a āborrowerā that got trapped inside a bottle of shampoo and then accidentally microwaved. you can see on my doppler radar that nothing is moving around out there because everything is probably dead. the only alive thing is the mosquito currently trying to drill a hole in my leg. no surprise that all the shitbag mosquitos are fine, since the thermostat of hell is always at the devilās preferred temperature. this forecast has gotten away from me a little, but in conclusion fuck the sun
First you set yourself to rights. And then your house. And then your corner of the sky.
Patrick Rothfuss, The Slow Regard of Silent Things (via iwishiwascanadian)
when able people ask you to rate your pain are you supposed to do it on a Healthy Person Pain scale or a Sick Person Pain scale?
āSick Person Pain Scale Filtered Through A Gauge On How Shitty This Able Person May Reactā or the SPPSFTAGOHSTAPMR Scale, for short.
having a body is fuck
People need to realize that thereās a difference between straight people and Straight Peopleā¢
Straight person: Hey, you got a new haircut. Looks really good.
Straight Personā¢: No homo, but your haircut looks good on you.
In case you were confused š
Just like how there are white people who are gay and then there are the White Gays
White people who are gay: āIām gay.ā
White Gays: āI canāt believe I got accused of racism after calling that person a racial slur! I mean, I know what racism looks like because Iāve been discriminated for my sexuality. How is me being racist even possible? IāM GAY!ā
Lmao all the angry White and Straight people in the comments, keep reblogging
neurotypical: i donāt have any mental illnesses or disorders Neurotypicalā¢: Happiness is a choice!! āØāØHave you tried yoga? Drink more water and eat kale āØāØ
cis person: i identify completely as my assigned gender Cis Personā¢: It doesnāt matter what you identify as, cause you still have Female Genitals! Iām not being offensive!! Read a book on Human Biology! š¹šŗ
men: I identify as male.
Menā¢: feminazis ruin everything, get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich bitch
atheists: I donāt believe in god or identify with a religion
Atheistsā¢: Donāt fucking talk to me if you believe in God. Open your closed-fucking-minds!! (usually targeted towards Christians)
nice guys: hey I know when not to invade someoneās space and I totally respect boundaries
Nice Guysā¢: IVE BEEN YOUR FRIEND FOR A MONTH AND NOW YOURE TELLING ME YOU DONT WANT TO FUCK ME ???? WHAT IS THE POINT OF WOMEN IF YOURE NOT HAVING SEX WITH ME?
this post got all kinds of better since I last saw it
This post is perfection across the board.
feminist: I believe in equality for everything between the sexes
Feministā¢: ALL MEN ARE ASSHOLES AND SHOULD DIE! WE DONT NEED ANY OF THEM ANYWAYS AND THEY NEVER DO ANYTHING GOOD FOR US!!
Christian: I believe in God and his son Jesus
Christianā¢: We must Obey Bible In Everything and Take It Literally and if you donāt do it youāre Going To Hell! Iām praying for you to find God and have your sins Forgiven! Other religions are from Satan and So Is Atheism!
My man Jesus
