Too Weird To Live

Alex. 23. Trans| He/Him.

[everythingfox]

“I taught my dog ASL Commands so that my parents could interact with her as well”

(Source)

[cerusee]

Dogs are actually much better at learning gesture signals than verbal signals! (Like, they’re built to take their social information from body language, not from aural input.) This isn’t just a cool thing a dog can do to adapt to human needs, this is a dog and a human potentially getting better in sync because their communication needs aren’t at odds.

[catchymemes]

[wick-de-la-vela]

The Fellowship at 98% strength

[bpdritsu]

me: (googling) snake bite leg what to do

google: elevate and apply pressure

me: (lifting snake real high) apologize or else

[arroz]

[leggywillow]

That’s a face that says “I waited too long to correct this person so now everything is awkward and I’m really uncomfortable.”

[iuasdfasgfsd]

Hey so I looked this up and it’s a joke post by a wildlife rehabilitation group! https://www.facebook.com/122334mommy/?hc_ref=ARS-GF9yIX9bpP3eu-UWcS9Rwn1_wFmJEaq7ulcsZILjI7I99TguM5lWcxeqQBJoy6M&fref=nf They’d probably appreciate it if the source was known!

[the-real-seebs]

i am so, so, comforted that this is a joke post

[joeydeangelis]

[afon-afanc]

[fuckoffstraightpeople-blog]

“why can’t female heroes kick arse in heels” because it’s not practical and will literally snap your damn ankle you can scream weaponised femininity all you want but first off, you need to admit that they’re not an almighty symbol of empowerment, and secondly that if you do a job with a lot of physical activity in heels you’re risking your own safety. all these women fighting in heels on tv are going to end up seriously injuring themselves. 

[fuckoffstraightpeople-blog]

weaponised femininity is a concept made up in an attempt to get us to embrace the industries created to hold us back/profit from our insecurities so that we can continue to fit into the male expectation of what a woman should be and not question why we are forced to spend thousands on our appearance every year

[wizzardhat]

just a small anecdote. I had a friend who worked in theater; she was the stage manager and an actress came to her in tears one day because the director absolutely refused to let her do a choreographed fight scene in less than 3 inch heels because “they’re platforms so you’ll be okay.” My friend, who is a woman’s size 10, brought her own heels in the next day and DEMANDED the director put them on and try the choreography before the actress did it. He finally agreed to change it, without putting the heels on.

so like I know you might think of “all those women on tv fighting in heels” as fictional woman who WOULD hurt themselves in real life, but its fiction so its okay…except those women are portrayed by real actresses who are actually fighting in actual heels, being directed by dudes who have never worn a pair of heels in their lives, alongside men who aren’t expected to constantly wear things that make their stunts 2x more dangerous than they have to be. Just a thought.

[marzipanandminutiae]

Men take “let’s see feminine women being badass” to mean “let’s see women impractically focused on their appearance in combat situations.“

[ai-yo]

That’s why I loved Black Panther even more Nakia took off her heels and used them as weapons and was running and driving around barefoot in that one scene

[crystalzelda]

A number of stuntwomen have spoken out about getting injured on sets because the character is wearing heels and skimpy clothing that provide no protection or padding. It literally harms rl women.

https://amp.theguardian.com/film/2016/jun/29/why-stuntwomen-are-in-more-danger-than-men

[link-the-feral-anon]

The only way I wanna see a women fight with heels is if she takes them off and fights with them a la Mulan/Nakia style.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

sorry i can’t hear the noise of male entitlement over the sound of Evangeline Lilly and every other woman sighing in frustration

[thestoryteller23]

They photoshopped the heels onto wonder woman. Not even Gal Gadot could fight in them, but it was so important to The Look™ that they frame by frame added them. Gal wore flats to the red carpet in protest.

[cllynchauthor]

All of this so much I can’t even.

[steveandbucky]

Hozier holding up the trans pride flag during Take Me To Church at the London Palladium 03.10.2019

[moxie-moth]

Sweater rat says Happy Holidays!

[i-love-jazz-deactivated20180418]

[badcamus-deactivated20260204]

Found this on a subreddit and I nearly fucking choked.

[decaffeinated]

Reblog to yeet away your followers’ dysphoria.

[rhaella]

why is barbie’s the nutcracker the only good film adaption of the nutcracker that has ever been made

[gaphic]

because barbie movies slap next question

[peachy-faery]

you are my peach, you are my plum

[solarbinary-deactivated20180918]

Me and @punifa

[ayeforscotland]

Good.

[ayeforscotland]

Parenting tip #1: Don’t hit your fucking children, you scumbag cunt

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

Disney peaked with the Emperor’s New Groove

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

Eartha Kitt’s performance as Yzma…the music…the comedy…the Kronk. It is a perfect film

[sandersstudies]

Additional reasons:

Every single character is a PoC

First Disney animated film to show a pregnant woman onscreen

Real relationship goals: Pacha and ChiCha

Really diverse body types on everybody!

Classic tropes and classic tropes subverted (enemies to friends, anyone?)

Kronk

[killer-snail-deactivated2019112]

Diverse body type: Llama

[iamtypinglike98madmen-deactivat]

Also Kuzko’s character arc is nice to see, instead of ‘be yourself’ it’s like ‘hey, don’t be an asshole’ and he actually learns it

[mens-rights-activia]

Also r*mance wasn’t at the center of the story, growth was, and that was really refreshing

[dammitradar]

Also the STYLE:

the random cliffs and ledges and peaks and plummets. 

the weird-ass, completely inefficient architecture that served no real functional purpose other than to be big and grand and showy. 

that fucking 90 foot throne

the fact that Yzma was lounging on a ledge next to a bottomless chasm somewhere in the middle of the palace 

the COLORS oh my god enough of this desaturated, gritty, hyper-realistic bullshit i wanna see GAUDY DECADENCE for the sake of DECADENCE again

Yzma is literally purple and looks like a skeleton and yet somehow no one is bothered by it and she somehow looks fabulous

[serjaimelannisters-deactivated2]

melissa mccarthy going from this

to this

to this

in one night is peak fashion icon behaviour and she should be recognised for it

[brbjellyfishing]

suburban soccer mom lady gaga

[hornraven]

I can feel…the serotonin and dopamine dropping…i need to make…Crafts

i must make…

b e a d l i z a r d

[radioactivedelorean]

B…

B e a d l i z a r d

[msillzie]

I have seen these things for years but never knew how to make them so I must thank op for this new knowledge

[calysto1395]

op has given me the best gift possible

ive been making them for four days

[smugsackofstraw]

Am… am I back in the 90’s?

[cheeseoneveryfudgingthing]

Bead animals were my JAM in the 90’s!! And you don’t have to limit your creativity to lizards, either! With a few adjustments, you can make anything!

AND with a little practice, you can even make them 3D shaped (especially with the smaller beads and wire, though you can make them with the bigger beads and string, to an extent) 

[frogsuggest]

craft ye some frend

[rodrickheffeley]

“you think your life is hard? i’m a highschool junior wearing size 13 nikes. beat that.” is the new “that means you haven’t known the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of high school football.”

[biblicalhorror]

don’t forget the original: “because you’re all minorities. you’re in the glee club.”

[rodrickheffeley]

the unholy trinity