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Izzy. They/Them. 22. In grad school studying whatever the fuck you’d call Computer Science + Sociology + Philosophy.

[izzys-short-for-lizard]

Unfortunately, due to an influx of students sheltering indoors from inclement weather, the only available study location is the goddamn torture nexus.

[millionmaggots]

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[littleguysdaily]

[carriesthewind]

Today at work we were unpacking a big box, and I looked at the box and thought, huh. That box looks much smaller than me sitting on the ground, but I bet if I really scrunched down I could fit most of my body inside the box. And I had one leg fully in the box before I realized:

I am not a cat

I am work

I am wearing a nice suit and might need to appear in court later

[littlebluecaboose]

[diamondvic]

I just spent 3 hours going through the crazy pokemon leak.. absolutely bonkers stuff. There were some walk / run cycles in the pokemon anime resources and I thought it’d be fun to stitch them together!!

[kunosoura]

the looney tunes show from a transgender perspective was funny.. bugs bunny passed without fail as either a beautiful woman or an ugly woman depending on how much effort he put into it. daffy on the other hand's crossdressing fits were always high effort yet without fail he got clocked every time

[bobcat9-deactivated20250329]

[dog-id]

this dog is a labrador!

[what-even-is-thiss]

My brother asked me how I can handle the spicy Korean instant ramen and I was like oh I just don’t use the whole flavor packet and he just could not comprehend the concept

[beesechurger1909]

WEAK.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Yes I have a somewhat weak stomach and I am proud of it but I’m guessing from your icon that reads “I ♥️ medieval torture” that you may have slightly different opinions than I do on the matter

[afloweroutofstone]

[yeoldenews]

A few of the more creative spellings of Christmas I’ve come across while looking for Dear Santa letters in old newspapers this year.

[beggars-opera]

[bluesky-out-of-context]

[toastbutteregg]

[valkyriexpandora]

Same energy 

[revyourharleyquinn]

[wizardnuke]

LESS movies about the lgbtq experience MORE movies about people who just happen to be lgbtq. is it really that hard to understand

[wizardnuke]

I don't wanna see another story abt a teenage boy coming out to his parents and closed mouth kissing his boyfriend at prom where's my spy thriller action heist movie w a cast made entirely of dykes and femme gay men you know what I'm fucking talkinf about. I'm tired of The Queer Struggle I struggle every stupid day I know what that's all about and honestly none of the coming out stories are cathartic or whatever to me. I don't care. I wanna see a nonbinary person fight a dragon

[guzhufuren]

they don't even know about thai, japanese, taiwanese, chinese and south korean queer love tv industry thriving..

[guzhufuren]

they don't even know that in 2025 just one thai company will release tv shows on youtube for free where a depressed grocery store owner woman falls in love with her bubbly customer, where 6 women will be in a toxic love hexagon with each other, two gay vampires shows, a show where a cancelled male broadcast host gets back together with his journalist ex, where two men are investigating murders together while fighting sexual tension, where a bunch of high school boys are falling in love at first sight and nothing hurts, an enemies to lovers gay story about fashion majors, a dark horny love triangle between male coworkers, a messy show about a group of men sleeping with each other on a theatre play set, a convicted young man falling love with an amnesiac prince whom he found on a beach, a romantic comedy series about two brothers scamming two rich men into shotgun marrying them to get divorce benefits, horror gay romance where a young man loses memories of his suspicious criminologist ex, a story about two boyfriends who work as primary school teachers, an ensemble show that includes: a group of trans friends looking for love, high school enemies to lovers destined to be together and gang rivals falling for each other. then also cat cafe show where a man who can talk to cats has hots for the new cafe owner, a doctor and a man who can see the future having their love bloom while they are in hiding together, crack story about a guyfailure having a gig of searching for evidence that a flight attendant's captain boyfriend is cheating on him, show where a dramatic mafia heir raised on soap operas falls for the guy who gives him an earful about consent and manners, a magical fortune teller offering a failed athlete to be his assistant, a noble man romancing a translator commoner in 1920s Thailand, and a show where a pastor's young protege fights his feelings for the defiant new boy in their seminary. and only two of those 22 shows have the concept of homophobia exist in them

[jimmyfury]

please for the love of god give us names I only recognize a couple of the shows in the pictures and none of us can know the company unless you tell us please

[guzhufuren]

@jimmyfury absolutely

1-2 KinnPorsche (mafia boss/his bodyguard, evil mafia heir/his hostage)

3 Jack and Joker (mafia, heist and robberies)

4 Spare Me Your Mercy (a story about ethics of euthanasia, doctor/cop)

5-6 The Sign (two special unit officers who are reincarnated from a mythological thai bird deity and a snake dragon)

7 Petrichor (forensic doctor/cop)

8 Uranus2324 (astronaut and her girlfriend)

9 The Loyal Pin (a princess and a noble lady)

10 Mhom Ped Sawan (two concubines of an emperor)

11 Ayaka Is In Love With Hiroko (office lesbians)

12 Old Fashion Cupcake (a 39 year old office worker and his 29 year old assistant going to dessert cafes)

13 Our Dining Table (food feelings show)

14 Anti Reset (android caretaker falls in love with a human)

15 Love Tractor (farmer boy/big city musician)

16 Word of Honor (ancient chinese fantasy assasins)

17 Couple of Mirrors (a socialite/an assassin)

18 Meet You At The Blossom (ancient chinese fantasy, rich brat falls for a crossdressing assassin who he thinks is a young lady)

19 Love for Love's Sake (a man gets thrown inside a video game to help his favourite character)

20 The Spirealm (a man accidentally signs up for a mystical real life vr horror game)

here is a bigger list of summaries, and where and how to watch, have fun if it works out

the company that will make the described earlier tv shows in 2025 is GMMTV and almost everything they make is free on youtube and has subtitles

[thetursithan]

And after endless engineering calculations the result is achieved.

[esoanem]

(via @naamahdarling )

[elodieunderglass]

You don’t want to commit to the sit until you can commit to the sit

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

[cyle]

never thought i'd be sitting here realizing just how much i take sitting for granted

[supergameboytwo]

LIFE HACK: you can hit a strawberry with a hammer and you won't BELIEVE what happens next!

[supergameboytwo]

you MIGHT BELIEVE what happens next!

[veerletakino]

WELP

[mypunkpansexualtwin]

Fell for the oldest trick in the book

[necromancelena]

Sweets and treats are all the nutrients a princess needs

[necromancelena]

Dungeon

[egberts]

cool so you can hide ads for knowing too much now

[secretly-bea]

hey!

hey!

probably don’t do this!

when you tell facebook an ad “knows too much” you’re essentially confirming that their advertisement algorithm is working, it’s just making people uncomfortable because it’s working too well

it’s still positive feedback on them trying to either flood people with advertisements or socially engineer you into buying things by tracking frankly enormous amounts of data on your location, the other websites and apps you use, your conversations recorded through your phone, everything

instead? just mark all ads as "repetitive” or “irrelevant”- something that doesn’t give them information on how well the ad catered to your tastes.

don’t give huge creepy corporations valuable information on your ad tastes. they will use it against you in any way they can.

[prettykikimora-deactivated20250]

[andreweatspussy111]

[circumgutter]