/la chica/ del apartamento 512

Izzy/ latin@/ twenty four / FL

[amazoogle]

getting my brake lines fixed every time my wife cuts them is expensive but i dont mind atall. i love her

[thenatsdorf]

Catnip trimming day. (via)

[sashaforthewin]

This fella is not lost in the sauce, he is precisely where he means to be in the sauce

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

[acewithacase]

Babe wake up new pathetic looking cat just dropped

[3xcuseyou]

El muchacho monday

[silenthill]

man i hate the allure of a good grilled cheese. you make one and eat it and its so good and perfect, maybe a little bland but in a good way and you instantly think “man that was a really good grilled cheese, im not entirely full yet, maybe i’ll have another…” dont do it. don’t even think about it. it’s the opposite of oreos. you make your second grilled cheese and 3 bites into it you’re so overwhelmed by the monotony. “this isnt nearly as good as the last one” despite being practically identical. The grilled cheese is a sacred food, it must be eaten hot, and quick. A second one only allows you to stew in the memories of the past (your previous cheese) and your nostalgia clouds your mind, creating an epic fail bite in your newest creation of dairy and grain. Show some restraint. 

[followniceinchnails]

Realize the power of multimedia

[campyvillain]

oh i’m realizing it

[followniceinchnails]

[johnbottoms]

u r pulling my leg. u have to be

[flamingfoxninja]

Snail Tape (Snape)

[homiedepot]

[homiedepot]

[shittymoviedetails]

Did you know that in the movie Dune. The sand worm is played by Christian Bale. He gained over 350,000 lbs for the role.

[assiraphales]

“ yOu wAnt a PieCE of ME?” “YES!” *bites a bitch*

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

Elmo commits murder

[zum1udontno]

Elmo off the shits

[theclockworkjudas]

"ELMO!"

"WHAT? YOU WANNA PIECE OF ELMO??"

[slavichorror]

exactly !!!!!

[omghotmemes]

This is what he would have wanted

[aztechnology]

op link the video it’s fucking hilarious

[marisatomay]

all i’m saying is the le creuset signature dutch oven in fig would make me normaler

[marisatomay]

she could fix me

[tokyocutestupid]

Hikaru Utada & Takuya Kimura

[crazy-brazilian]

[jaubaius]

Fearless praying mantis

[thereadingaddic7]

@ghost-mantis

[sindri42]

I’m like ‘what the fuck little dude that is not a good place to be you will be hit by all of the sparks’

and then the little dude is like ‘do not worry I will simply parry all the sparks’

[neofooturism]

now i understand why this lil hoe is on kungfu panda

[pictures-of-dogs]

proud dog showing off ALL FOUR of his paws at once

[grimeclown]

TWENTY DABLOONS

[corrucyst]