I love you

[dailytwitterposts]

[tarynel]

Imagine being able to detach your titties before bed.. so you could actually sleep on your stomach. Lol

[1000watttwat]

My dumb ass gon over sleep and forget my tiddies in the morning..

[grandpaq]

Keys … wallet… damn, my titties .

[sociallyawkward18]

The perfect use of this damn gif 😂😂😂😂

[thebootydiaries]

me after 15 seconds of work: i just cant do this anymore

[reallyreallife]

Piglet is a tory, apparently.

[borderline-bitchy-babe-deactiva]

Piglet would never defund hospitals and police forces

[reallyreallife]

And yet here we are.

[fuckyeahferafestiva]

Piglet will be first against the wall

[iknowwhy-deactivated20200309]

Piglet would absolutely vote Tory. The whole point of the heffalump story is that piglet is the kind of person who is easily whipped up into paroxysms of paranoid fear over imaginary threats to the point of actively working against his own self interest.

[gunsandfireandshit]

[usedpimpa]

[fuckyeahbats]

BEHOLD

[ryan-potter]

Henry Cavill implying he has sex for his cardio workout

[bagelbitemarks]

airing our dirty laundry on tv… rude

[drsharktopus]

Let’s do cardio

[homoslovenc]

Ok but imagine doing cardio with him….like bitch how you even survive that?

[whitmoreindustries]

am I doing the meme right

[lobstronomousskeleton]

i hope this inspires a new one.

[catsofinstagram]

[the-stickers]

[hotboyproblems]

friend: i'll pick you up at 5

clock: 5:01

me: wHeRE teh fuKc

[cowboyism]

anyone remember hozier? that wild son of a gun loved church

[bitterlush]

[monsterlets]

but now i’m just picturing a spider hopping along on one leg

[iguanamouth]

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

[doot]

why is this so extra 😂

[yearnfulsuggestion]

when we meet, the hug will be heart-healing

[catchymemes]

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

The reviews are in and as amazing as ever

[suckfailure]

how dare you leave hot takes like this in the tags

[swagintherain]

[quotemadness]

“I think we dream so we don’t have to be apart so long. If we’re in each other’s dreams we can be together all the time.”

— A.A. Milne

[meladoodle]

hope this isnt too nsfw for you guys but id really like to hold a hand