I can't swim

Jay | He/Him | 24 | Bisaster | I like animals and nature |

[oditorie]

[rothroughthelookinglass]

How long will this pain last?

[threespringspoet]

From my diary, October 24th

[makahitaki]

[gorps]

[kitttenteeth]

Do you like biting ?

ya that’s why they’re putting me down tonight

[systemdeez]

Oh, your favorite marine animal is a "cuddle fish?" Yeah I bet it is. Fruit.

[thevampirescene-deactivated2025]

“an estranged relationship with pleasure” he would do numbers on here

[beggars-opera]

I'm often struck by the thought that even if Hozier hadn't made it in music, the likelihood of him becoming famous as a dril-level internet cryptid comedian was still extremely high

[vrumblr]

Didn’t even realize this was Hozier until I saw the second comment. I was gonna reblog it anyway because he’s correct

[artyphex]

“There are no female aliens in our game because we don’t know how to make a female version of this alien” You know that alien you just designed? That male alien? Give it a female voice actor and have characters refer to it as she. That’s it. That’s literally all you have to do 

Make her shorter if you must

Make her BIGGER if you aren’t a coward 

[moonwatcher13]

Take your male alien bodytype, make her like 4 feet taller, give her an extra set of arms and sharper teeth, and as muscular as shit.

Boom.

[skywalkerchick1138]

[lemonsharks]

Give her natural camouflage and make the man like this

Make them exactly the same size and shape but different colors

Give him a huge flock of babies following him around to show off what a great lay he is

Surprise mPreganté

Exactly the same but one of them has a cool hat (you decide which)

Give her a sensible haircut for successful hunting while he has a big dumb mullet so big and dumb the food can see him coming and book it

Please just for the love of pie do not begin and end with boobs

[valtsv]

completely sober in the club looking at images of dragons on my phone

[valtsv]

completely sober in the tavern looking at images of dragons on the tapestries

[the-muppet-joker]

Chappel Ron in my DMs.... Jealous?

[lucy-the-wyrm]

I'm working it out as I go. Mainly because I question if one person should change to be in love with another person. At what point do you eventually revert back to the person you were? And is the love even genuine if you had to become someone else to achieve it?

Daydream - Hannah Grace

[letsbelonelytogetherr]

— v, excerpts from a book i’ll never write #2 (via letsbelonelytogetherr)

[undisclosed-desires-3]

:)(:

[shisasan]

Franz Kafka, The Castle Originally published: 1926

[shisasan]

Friedrich Nietzsche, Thus Spoke Zarathustra originally published 1873

[headspace-hotel]

What am I doing on this Friday night? Watching some slugs fuck, I guess.

yes. those are their penises

[shisasan]

25 April, 1932 The Letters of Vita Sackville-West to Virginia Woolf (1924-1941)

[thoughtkick]

“It’s our choices that matter in the end. Not wishes, not words, not promises.”

— Alexandra Bracken, Passenger

[the-tree-line]

a lot of things suck rn so here take this footage i got of a sopping wet muskrat