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Cats Catgirls and Funny posts eat my brain cells

[kuromi-hoemie]

HEARTBREAKING: band you just discovered doesn't have any other songs that sound like that

[themetalhiro]

Really no joke here, just something about my friends weaponizing peer pressure and trickery for my benefit makes me smile.

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

Kind of a Reddit AITA post but sometimes it is a little funny to fuck with people in ways that deliberately conform to a stereotype of what they must think of you. the other day I was talking to my friend and I randomly said that I wanted a pet chimpanzee. I'd dress it in person clothes (dungarees and hats) and I'd teach it to love science fiction. And this girl nearby was like "you know how dangerous those things are, right? Also how unethical it is to keep an ape as your pet for your own amusement" and I was already seeing where the conversation was going so I was pretending ignorance like "yea but it wouldn't just be for my amusement. It would have practical points too." And she ignored that statement entirely to say "Well chimpanzees can rip faces off" and I was like. What's the most frustrating thing I can say now. Finally settled on "Mine wouldn't do that though." and you could tell she wanted to hurt me very very badly. Like a chimpanzee would if I had one as a pet

[gaphic]

I am so serious when I say if you want to learn about light, you NEED to at least look at modeseven’s tutorials. even if you’re not pursuing a painterly style, this is all essential theory that can be easily adapted to different coloring styles. notice how none of these ever say ‘light with these colors and shade with these colors’? notice how this is teaching how light works on a mechanical level, and reminding the audience to adjust the actual colors they choose by context? THAT is good advice.

(if you’re thinking ‘wow I want to study more of this persons art!’ I encourage you to do so, but proceed with the knowledge that modeseven draws pretty much exclusively weird as hell kink art. sometimes wisdom comes from horny places)

[superchat]

[super-affection]

where the women at, tryna find a Shabriri’s #Hoe to tarnish my shit!

[contactmikeagain]

[lesbianshepard]

[whentherewerebicycles]

my younger brother is a grown man now with a son of his own but he’s also still just the sweet big-hearted kid he was when he was little 😭 we took our babies to the hockey game together and on the drive home he was talking so earnestly about how much he loves hanging out with his son and how much he doesn’t want to be a distant dad he wants to be there for every part of his kid’s life. he said some of his high school friends from home (we are from a moderately conservative area that used to be much more conservative when we were growing up) don’t get why he’s taking his full parental leave and still think it’s kind of weird or “gay” (ie not very manly) for dads to be at home with their kids while the mom works, but he is so determined to be a good dad and being a good dad means showing his kid what it looks like for parents to share the work equally and be true partners in parenting. I just think he’s such a great example of like, a guy who grew up totally immersed in a really traditionally masculine cis straight guy kinda world (he played sports, was popular in high school and actively involved in Greek life in college, and is about as Typical Guy in his interests as you can get) but who since he was really little has just had this solid unshakeable core of kindness and respect for other people, and this ability to listen to his own heart instead of the noise around him. I just think he’s so great and I love him a lot! and it gives me hope like yeah I think it’s really hard to be a boy and so much of our culture seems to be designed to cut boys off from that innate instinct towards kindness and connectedness with other people. but also it’s not impossible to tune out all of that cultural noise and tune into your own inner voice and grow up to be the kind of guy you want to be instead of the insecure/angry/self-centered alpha jerk mainstream culture wants you to be.

[manga-and-stuff]

Source: Yotsuba&! | よつばと!

by Kiyohiko Azuma

[knightofleo]

t-...to-...toasty s'more mushrooms.....

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Well I think that gif is being a bit over dramatic... Oh, oh no actually I agree

[sexysilverstrider]

the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week

[sonny-kiddo]

some notable catchphrases of 2013:

bitch I might be

do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo ! 

swiggity swag

the D

wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti

“ hello______, im dad “ 

AYYY LMAO

W R I T I N G  I N T E N S E  W O R D S  L I K E  T H I S 

 perfect _____ don’t exis-

And now, the weather

at least 2 potato

we’ve come full circle ! 

life hack :

[ __________ INTENSIFIES]

so many

such doge. much wow. very smile. 

mahogany 

*sweats nervously*

same. 

spooper hot choclety milk

#SHERLOCKLIVES

[pixelartpeach]

[syn4k]

burning text gif maker

heart locket gif maker

minecraft advancement maker

minecraft logo font text generator w/assorted textures and pride flags

windows error message maker (win1.0-win11)

FromSoftware image macro generator (elden ring Noun Verbed text)

image to 3d effect gif

vaporwave image generator

microsoft wordart maker (REALLY annoying to use on mobile)

you're welcome

[mmelete]

[aberrantemotion]

Can't express how stress free being open minded is.

Some lesbians use he/him? Oh cool.

Some people have people inside their head and sometimes it's fictional chars? Sick your brains like a pirate ship they're all working to run.

Some people like being treated like a pet dog? Bark bark bro.

Being fat isn't unhealthy but a perfectly normal type of body to have? Kinda beautiful how different we can all be.

Something doesn't make any fucking sense? Cool an opportunity to learn. And even if I can't figure it out it's cool we still have mysteries today.

[kirbytripledeluxe]

this video plays in my head every time i do something horrible to one of my ocs

[kirbytripledeluxe]

what tge fuck is fear & hunger

[ladyoriza]

I hear Kendrick Lamar murdered Drake with his voice.........shouted him apart.....

[sloppystyle]

[anxietyproblem]

[zero-two-ten]

this site has one setting

[jenroses]

I’m laughing, but there’s a super useful corollary, which my husband calls “the Red Balloon.” He was a defense lawyer and had a fair number of drug addicts come through, and there is a thing where if you’re like, on your first offense, they’ll do a thing where you can go to treatment and if you complete it they’ll take the conviction off your record.  And he would tell his clients, “Look, everyone’s going to tell you not to do drugs. They’re going to say it over and over again. And it’s like, if people tell you not to think of a white elephant, you’re going to think of a white elephant. But the trick to not thinking about a white elephant is to think of a red balloon. So you need to find your red balloon. For some people it’s yoga. For others it’s woodworking. For some people it’s scrapbooking or gardening or any of a long list of things to do. They focus on that, it’s a lot easier to succeed in ignoring the white elephant.” So yeah, “watch yourself” is one thing… but the better idea is to watch something else. (Even if it’s fanfic about werewolves fucking.)

It’s a form of productive dissociation, and is super, super helpful. It’s easy for me to get bogged down in how much pain I’m in… but some of the most painful periods of my life have also been the most productive, writing-wise, because writing is one of my red balloons. 

[kittydorkling]

There is a phrase I use A LOT in my parenting and my son gets very sick of it, but it’s true:

The thing you practise is the thing you get good at.

You may not intentionally be practicing “being grumpy” but if you don’t put effort into practicing “not being grumpy” then I’m afraid that’s what you’re doing. It’s hard! It’s really hard! Sometimes, for some things, it’s pretty much impossible and that sucks!

But being carefully aware that you are going to get good at the things you do most of is a good way to be more careful of what those things are. If that makes sense.

[bogleech]

You gotta appreciate sometimes how tumblr works in such a way that everyone who wants to reblog this interesting or useful psychological advice is also forced to reblog the thing about werewolf fucking

[chroniccoolness]

ngl I'm gonna need this site to stop right the fuck now with whatever rising aphobia has decided to suddenly skyrocket in the last month of 2023

[chroniccoolness]

you're not funny when you say sex is what makes someone more valuable or more mature you're not cool when you go "God I wanna be a little aphobic rn" you're not original when you make sweeping dickish statements about aspec people and as a trans bisexual person who the aspec community helped tremendously and continues to help, i hate you

[chroniccoolness]

the aspec community taught me:

my identity is *mine* and cannot be dictated by others, no matter the complexity

it is okay to never ever want to have sex, to want to hook up 4 times a week, or to have any number of partners (or lack thereof) and as long as it's consensual it is not a blight on your worth/choices

same thing with romantic relationships

you can have a close meaningful incredibly important relationship with someone platonically and you do not have to devalue your friendships just because society sees partners as most important

its okay to be unsure, it's okay to change your mind, it's okay to identify as whatever makes you most comfortable, and you are not evil if you think a label fits you but later find out it doesn't

you deserve to be able to live in financial physical and emotional stability even if you're single, and it's not your fault society is built around the demand that you won't be

you are a whole person on your own who does not require one specific special person to "complete" them otherwise there is something "missing" about you

meanwhile, aphobic people have time and time again said shit like:

witholding sex from a partner is *abusive* and if you don't want it you need to either "tough it out" (that's sexual assault???) or die alone

lacking a romantic or sexual partner is a moral failing that makes you worse, uninreresting, and less of a person

friends are never going to be as important to anyone as their partner and if you don't find a partner you'll never have full security

any closer relationship structure that doesn't fall into fully romantic, sexual monogamy is Lesser and Bad

being unsure or having a "phase" is a blight and wrong and you must always know who you are or you're an evil invader

if your attraction is lacking, YOU are lacking. if you're not actively seeking sex or romance, you're broken, bitter, cold, or mentally ill, and just don't know yourself.

so. I'm gonna stick with the aspecs, actually. thanks.