Jagger Graham

Jagger, need you know more feel free to ask.

[babyanimalgifs]

You ever seen a cat with a deep meow??

[brbjellyfishing]

that cat smoked 3 packs a day for 20 years

[toytowns]

“woah, wow, woah”

[frogmp3]

me: huh damn i’m bored

the 2% of my brain that isn’t actively sabotaging me: do your assignments. read a book. take a fucking shower

me:

[lmaonade]

i’m so sorry for being a customer, i want  to leave you alone but sometimes i have to buy things or eat. please understand i use self checkout whenever i can 

[bogfox]

[j4graham]

My Brain: Eat

Me: Okay, what should we make?

My Brain: No make!!! Only eat.

[pussylightlytoasted]

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[thegoldencheeks]

This gets me every time 😂

[stability]

i literally can’t stop thinking about this video and i lose it every time

[zamzamafterzina]

Lmfao

[noneeyewithleftyork]

okay everything about this video is absolute gold:

the fact that the guy argues via the puppet the entire time

the music

“let’s discuss the contradiction”

the overuse of the word “camera”

the way the puppet goes from trying to placate the guy to actively arguing against the guy and like turning it around on the guy

“youre consciously making a conscious choice”

the fact that by the end the puppet is basically screaming and the music is just. so loud.

“YOURE BREAKING THE CAMERA” as the video abruptly ends

[e-sigh]

Ohmygod

[depsidase]

[fuckassmcgee]

2018 Predictions

• Donald Trunp will make up an assassination attempt against him (not stage one, just say it happened)

• Very brief trend of wearing shirts inside out

• Hackers will attack Ajit Pai and uncover some sort of secret fetish of his (my guess is piss or feet but who can say)

• Mothman sighting will re-emerge followed by most likely another bridge collapse or maybe a building

• Someone (Florida Man) is gonna try (and fail) to eat a crocodile alive

• Boston Dynamics is finally gonna make a robot you can ride

• A prank youtuber will do a livestream where they will actually get murdered for real

• The Hot New Meme™ will just be screaming (think rickrolling but 1000× worse)

[i-was-once-a--tortoise]

[wyldhippie]

[andthentheywilleatthestars]

[hogwartsconsultingtimelady]

3/8 let’s go

[randomfandomteacher]

It’s not even February yet

[arandomthot]

[cartnsncreal]

[onlytwitterpics]

[onlytwitterpics]

[cagedlions]

But institutional racism is imaginary, right?

Watch.

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[everystonerhasafuture]

My relationship with marijuana is probably one of the most stable relationships I’ve ever had.

[brbjellyfishing]

[j4graham]

@sweet-expedition

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]