길치

Future so bright it's more blinding than carbonite.

[jabbathehun]

[160407] An update of sorts

It’s been a century since i was last here... A few months off being a year if we want to get into specifics. 

While my two years in krp were fun, it was eventually time to call it quits and retire Sehun for the meanwhile.

It’s been real krp friends-- maybe I’ll see you all again one day.

[jabbathehun]

sweats nervously-- so it turns out my sister decided she was going to stay with me at my place so the free time i thought i’d have has only come about now that she’s gone to sleep... but it’s 1:30am and i’m exhausted... 

i’m sorry i’m not around so much, and i’m sorry that i have to keep giving you reasons why. i’m really trying to get here when i’m in a state of mind that can actually be fit for replying to things. give me a few more days-- i’ll be here.

[jabbathehun]

[ 150703 ] Tracker

My entire family is in town especially to visit me so for the past few days I haven’t had time to do replies (I leave to meet them at like 8:30am and then am with them all day until I’m home at 11pm or 12am and by then I can’t even stay awake). Tomorrow I finally get a few free hours to myself so I’ll get some posted then. Here’s what I’m aware of that I owe (text post based replies and asks to answer):

1x junmo

2x sxoulfragments

1x willicms

1x gdikj

3x asolus

1x hellosooj

I have a number of ooc messages in my inbox too and I will also get to those tomorrow!

[inncr]

[thexafflicted-blog]

Pursing her lips together and dropping the controller onto the floor, the brunette lays down on her stomach as she practically whines, “But I’m bored.” the brunette says, her voice muffled as she crossed her arms to cushion her head. Peeking at the male through her arms, Soyou pokes Sehun’s foot as she says, “Wanna finish up both of our characters?” The brunette had never been known for her patience, and that was very much showing now. “I’m sorry. You know short my attention span is.” the model says as she turns, most of her long hair in her face now as she stared up the ceiling.

[jabbathehun]

If it was anyone other than Soyou pulling this tantrum then Sehun would have reacted with much less tolerance; perhaps whining in return about how they never stick anything out that benefits him. But this isn’t anyone else and he’s already well aware of the impatience his friend possesses—so much so that he reacts cooly, pressing pause on the game and putting his controller aside with a light sigh. “Well, what do you propose we do instead? There’s no point putting off the ending of this game if we’re just going to sit on the floor and complain about being bored.” He states, leaning back on his arms, legs unfolding to stretch for the first time in just under an hour.

[jabbathehun]

"You're never around anymore and I always miss you so fucking much, but what I've been trying to tell you is I have a boyfriend, but we are so shaky that I'm scared it won't last long. It's been a long month. And I just really need you right now. Please cuddle me, Hunnie."

His expression softens, before harshening once again-- no longer through suspicion, but worry. With a frown finding its way onto his face he inches forward, sliding an arm around Sungwoo’s shoulders as if it were slotting into its rightful place. “First off, a boyfriend-- wow. I hadn’t expected that so soon! Secondly, what do you mean by it being shaky? Talk to me, I’ll make it better.” He doesn’t bring up his absences, he’s afraid the guilt manifesting inside himself will only grow if he does and has to witness himself being a contributing factor to Sungwoo’s bout of sadness.

[jabbathehun]

「 message to — idiot 」 then hurry up. im hungry.

[ sms to: my poby ] anything for u!!!

[ sms to: my poby ] ...i saw a video of a grumpy puppy today and it reminded me of u. we should get a puppy. 

[ sms to: my poby ] ok i’m getting in the car and driving right now i’ll be there in 5

[jabbathehun]

"Look at Lee Junmo slithering behind Sehun as HE PERFORMS AN R.K.O out of nowhere!" He shouted as he began to force himself behind the taller male before pulling such stunt.

Terror forces Sehun’sshoulders to shoot up, wedges his eyes even wider, and rips a screech from histhroat. He wasn’t aware Junmo had been behind him, let alone that he wasplanning on trying out probably painful wrestling move. Falling into escapemode, his body thrashes around and manages to wriggle free from the grip aroundhim before ending up face first on the floor. “Are you crazy?!” He asks, fear stillevident in the raise of his voice (and the crack at the end). “What if youmanaged to pull that shit off? What were you going to do when I was unconsciouson the floor? What if I got a concussion?” There’s a chance his speech may comeacross as agitated, furious, even—but Sehun was nothing other than worriedabout where the consequences could have landed the pair. God knows he didn’tneed a trip to the doctor, and he knew his boyfriend wouldn’t be too kind towards Junmo if Sehun had ended up with bruises.

[jabbathehun]

☂: For our muses to make a rainy day video together

“What’s good, Sehoneys?As you can see outside my window, it’s raining. It’s wet. That only means onething, your worst fears were confirmed—paintball is off for this week. There’sa different kind of ‘Friday ‘Friend-day’ Fun Time’ planned for this week…” Despitestarting full force with excitement radiating from his large grin, Sehun’sspeech peters off at the end—but only for a handful of seconds to put viewerfocus on the all too familiar mossy Peter Pan hat in his grip, that he then shookteasingly too the camera. Regular viewers will know this as the male’s infamous‘Truth and Dare’ cap—or as he lovingly named it, ‘the hat of my ultimate demise’,home to dozens of questions and dares sent in via Twitter, Facebook andYouTube. But before he could get into explaining how the corner works, a presenceseated to his right was in need of an introduction. “Ah! Some could bewondering who this new face to the channel is... Well, you might know her fromthe kick ass female quintet; ‘Baby Nova’, or you might know her from herYouTube channel—which I am linking both in the description and right here, onthe screen, right now. If you’re unfamiliar, do yourself a favour and click onher link once you finish this video… It’s my pal, Brynn Lee!” He exclaims,fumbling with the hat in his grasp to applaud the female’s appearance on hischannel. “Now… Brynn and I are going to take turns pulling out suggestions fromyou guys out of the hat. It could be a dare, it could be a question we have toanswer, and we only get two vetos just in case anything really ridiculous getspulled out of there—you probably wouldn’t want to dye your hair pink today,would you?” It’s a rhetorical question, but he still turns to Brynn in order togauge a reaction. “Since I’m a gentleman, I’m going to let you go first. Go on,stick your hand in there and don’t peek! Remember to read out who sent it inand from what social media platform!”

[jabbathehun]

「 message to — idiot 」 i dont. i just dont bring some money and haven't eaten since this morning. 「 message to — idiot 」 so you have to treat me to some food.

[ sms to: my poby ] iwould treat u to the world if i could~~

[ sms to: my poby ]what is the price of lunch compared to putting a smile on ur, well probably noton ur face… but inside ur heart maybe??

[jabbathehun]

Sometimes he really couldn't handle the younger male and now was one of those times. When the hands pulled away from his cheeks, the biggest grin split his face and he couldn't stop giggling. "I hope you know that was way too cute for a grown man. And stop trying to play off how 'awesome' you are. We both know how big of a dork you are. Jeeze, sometimes you just make my day." Another laugh before he's patting Sehun's shoulder.

“I feel like Ishould be sick of hearing the word ‘cute’ by now— but really, I’m just gettingstarted. Dork however…” He shakes his head vigorously, eyes clamped shut andlips pursed tightly. All he hears is the shift of his hair atop his head, likeleaves of a flax bush brushing together, until he stops and his ears adjust tothe distant noises outside his apartment: an occasional car crawling down the sidestreet Sehun called ‘home’, the stillness of darkness increasing the volume of musicstreaming out of the late night café opposite his building—the café. His stomach growls softly at the thought. “Think you couldeat? 5 Extracts is still open. I’ll pay.” He offers. Putting his hunger beforeanything else, Sehun grabs his vans from beside the couch, fumbles with thelaces but manages to get them on reasonably quickly before locating his walletand gesturing towards the door. “So? Come with me, please!”

[dweebpool-archive]

“Dude” Andy imitates the other before scrunching up his nose. “It’s cute why so touchy–?” He gently reaches over the pat the other’s belly. A snicker escapes him at the other’s words. “How is that getting any excercise at all? You stay in one spot. You gotta move around more like I do.” The young man wasted no time in jumping around a bit in his spot before playfully punching the other’s arm, not hard enough to actually hurt or bruise. He followed after the other with a light hum. “Ohoho I’ll gladly take that Nasi Goreng off your hands my good man.” He leans onto the counter rubbing his chin in thought. “Yes the Nasi Goreng will do just fine.”

[jabbathehun]

Andy’s confirmation propels him into sluggishly moving through the steps of reviving last night’s dinner, a subtle shivy of his shoulders serving as the only giveaway of his happiness for the decision made. Tom Yum was destined to be Sehun’s from the beginning, and he’s glad Andy didn’t step in the way of his destiny or else copious amounts of whining, bargaining, and pleading would have occurred. “I do move around!” He shoots back, carelessly shoving a bowl into the microwave as he speaks. “Did you miss the fact that I practically carried my entire team last time we were in the arena? Sometimes Hunnie likes to get a little lazy, take a break, shoot some losers from a vantage point… Does that make me a slob? Maybe—but at least I’m a cute slob.” His brief moment of irritability seems to have dissipated already—perhaps after compliments for him had been uttered by someone other than the boy himself for once. The prior emotion is dismissed with a wave of his hand, grin widening after inklings had begun to show at the mention of hitting his friends with paint bullets.

[ssongunhee-blog-deactivated2022]

{ text  → jabba } yo but that’s kind of cool { text  → jabba } you could tell a girl you have the hulk in your pants and when you pull them down you won’t technically be lying  { text  → jabba } i’m the biggest disturbance like i’ll fuck everything up bro  { text  → jabba } nah i’m jk take me with you TT__TT i promise i won’t try to pick people up in the bathroom

[jabbathehun]

[ sms to: *bang* ] ...this is why we’re friends. this is why i would offer u a place in my zombie apocalypse team.

[ sms to: *bang* ] chill, u wouldn’t fuck anything up… unless u decided to take off all your clothes and dance on the desks of my employees… then i’d ask u to leave.

[ sms to: *bang* ] the offices r hardly quiet anyway, we’re always running around laughing loudly about something… today it was cats with rubber bands around their ears.

[ sms to: *bang* ] Y WON’T U VISIT ME AT WORK SO THAT I CAN SHOW OFF???

[ sms to: *bang* ] i’ll take u to yt but u have to hang out with me no matter how cool and popular u end up being ok? I REFUSE TO BE LEFT IN THE DUST

[ahnv]

OH SHIT. SHE’S BACK.

“Oh, that’s Sooj.”                   “She’s clearly not from around here. “ “I heard she’s one of those nerdy psycho types. Like, she just spent 6 months in the mountains doing peyote. She had like, an awakening.”                          “Nah, she just drinks too much.”  “Those eyebrows though. Damn.”           “Yea. True.”

Youtuber. Full of surprises.

AU. Lit. Open to plot. AIM available.

[sxoulfragments]

Sohee laughs at his rather exuberant reaction to her comment.  This wasn’t the first time she had said it nor the first time she had gotten such a reaction from others.  She knows it sounds crazy when she says it aloud.  She never quite means it in the sense that other people get however, but she always allows them their moment of surprise and discussion before giving her explanation.  “I don’t mean it in that I don’t know what I’m doing really.  It’s just that everyone is always coming up with these cool new ideas, even in my genre and I’m still sticking with the methods I’ve been using for years.  I mean they work, but I also don’t want to be stagnant, I want to keep evolving and being a YouTuber that others can look up to and admire.”  She laughs and shakes her head a little.  “I feel like everyone in this community is friends.  In one way or another, after all we do work together.” She appreciated Sehun’s rambling; it was enough for her to stop apologizing for it again.  “You should see me when I’m shooting a video it’s so terrible to edit. And I talk to myself too—that probably doesn’t help any.  My roommate is a saint.”  As well as being an outstanding dancer.  

[jabbathehun]

“I think that the fact you’re so aware of what you want from yourself only means that you’ll be evolving in no time—faster than a bug Pokemon, and most of them are fully evolved by level ten, so…” Sehun replies with the casual rise of his shoulders. The boy has always been notorious for his inability to give decent advice—words, sentences, entire rants would die on his tongue before he could even say ‘So how does that make you feel?’ This instance with Sohee was no different; he’d started out strong, offering a compliment but soon fell prey to his own pop culture references. He runs a hand through the back of his hair, a sheepish smile on offer—that is until his attention is captured by something far more interesting than any embarrassed apologies he could muster. “So I’m not the only one that makes noises when they edit!” All the times he’s been informed of his oddities by his flatmate when all this long there were others out there just like him; it’s enough to plaster a grin across his lips. “I groan and whine and moan… So much. It sounds like a mixture between a Super Sweet 16 and a zombie apocalypse when I’m up all night editing.” To illustrate, Sehun sticks his arms out straight, allowing his hands to dangle limply as he emits a bizarre noise caught somewhere between a temper tantrum and the zombie cast of The Walking Dead. He straightens up within a matter of seconds however, dusting imaginary dirt from his clothes as a method to quell his embarrassment before he’s ready to continue speaking. “Your roommate sounds awesome, I’m just lucky that mine works during the night or else he’d have my head. I guess most of that has changed though, because I have the bonus of hiring people to edit my videos these days, or rather, BuzzFeed’s—I still have to edit my personal ones and a few BuzzFeed uploads, but the number’s a lot less than back when I was posting three videos a day.” He grits his teeth; shaking his head wildly in a large display of distaste directed at his former self for the hours spent indoors editing until the early morning.

[asolus-deactivated20161205]

If he had been drinking something or if anything was in his mouth for that matter, it would have been flying through the air right about now, Sungwoo’s face going beat red. “T-That isn’t what I meant, dork! Why would I tell you about my sex life, huh?” He’s sputtering and trying to hide his face, the fire in his cheeks creeping down to his neck. “Okay, once or maybe twice but it doesn’t matter? Don’t ask me about it.” Defensive Sungwoo. “A-And, I have news for you? Yes, I have news so listen close and listen well.”

[jabbathehun]

If anything, witnessing Sungwoo’s clear embarrassment stem from Sehun’s ill thought out question only propels him to match emotions further. Laughter continues to spew involuntarily from his mouth; each peal long and laced with his own underlying discomfiture.  “I’m sorry, I’m sorry! Did I not already kind of apologize? I hadn’t intended to say that, it just slipped out and—why are you confirming it if you don’t want to be asked about it?!” Surprise mixes in with the plethora of other swirling emotions, though eventually Sehun manages to subdue the squeamishness by shaking his repeatedly. And only when he returns to his slightly normal self does the boy gain excited anticipation from the revelation of information he was yet to know about. “I’m listening; I’m close—now tell me! You better not be about to cop out on me and say something stupid like: ‘Sehun smells’, because that’s a joke just trying to rest in peace.” His gaze narrows; it seems more likely that the aforementioned ‘news’ be something of actual importance, for Sungwoo was rarely the friend to fire sentences resembling insults at the boy—that was Joonhyo’s job.

[jabbathehun]

「 message to — idiot 」 she said it was a joke. 「 message to — idiot 」 anyway, im changing my passcode. just in case. 「 message to — idiot 」 also pick me up from school if you have time.

[ sms to: my poby ]ah good… still a messed up thing to joke about…

[ sms to: my poby ]sigh… okay my poby u do what is best. i trust ur judgement

[ sms to: my poby ] i alwayshave time for u ♥(ˆ⌣ˆԅ) let me make onemore phone call and then i’ll leave

[ sms to: my poby ] dou miss me~?