#puncturist

[jabbathehun]

「 message to — idiot 」 then hurry up. im hungry.

[ sms to: my poby ] anything for u!!!

[ sms to: my poby ] ...i saw a video of a grumpy puppy today and it reminded me of u. we should get a puppy. 

[ sms to: my poby ] ok i’m getting in the car and driving right now i’ll be there in 5

[jabbathehun]

「 message to — idiot 」 i dont. i just dont bring some money and haven't eaten since this morning. 「 message to — idiot 」 so you have to treat me to some food.

[ sms to: my poby ] iwould treat u to the world if i could~~

[ sms to: my poby ]what is the price of lunch compared to putting a smile on ur, well probably noton ur face… but inside ur heart maybe??

[sodeling-blog]

( yodeling. )

off in the mountains. ( but really not because what mountains )

somewhere far off.

there’s a girl.

she’s a witch. ( like bubble bubble toil and trouble )

she turns the disrespectful oaf into a goat.

and he baaaaaas.

and she cackles.

when she cackles it goes.

yooooo de lay heee shut up.

[jabbathehun]

「 message to — idiot 」 she said it was a joke. 「 message to — idiot 」 anyway, im changing my passcode. just in case. 「 message to — idiot 」 also pick me up from school if you have time.

[ sms to: my poby ]ah good… still a messed up thing to joke about…

[ sms to: my poby ]sigh… okay my poby u do what is best. i trust ur judgement

[ sms to: my poby ] i alwayshave time for u ♥(ˆ⌣ˆԅ) let me make onemore phone call and then i’ll leave

[ sms to: my poby ] dou miss me~?

[jabbathehun]

「 message to — idiot 」 ... sure you do. 「 message to — idiot 」 well, no. i sleep well at nights. i just get tired after dance practices. 「 message to — idiot 」 don't come, hyung. you're gonna embarrass me. 「 message to — idiot 」 great. now she said she would tell everyone that i'm gay if i don't give her your number.

[ sms to: my poby ] WHAT??????????????????

[ sms to: my poby ] is she being serious?! that’s blackmail!!! 

[ sms to: my poby ] i’ve never... heard of behavior like this within my fandom... i don’t support it, i definitely don’t encourage it, and i never have... what makes her think i would be okay with this?

[ sms to: my poby ] call me up and i can talk to her.

[jabbathehun]

「 message to — idiot 」 haha ha. fuck my life. 「 message to — idiot 」 i'm changing the passcode. 「 message to — idiot 」 now she won't stop pestering me about you. asking for your number. wanting to meet you.

[ sms to: my poby ] no don’t change it!!!! i like it!!!!

[ sms to: my poby ] i mean if she’s a fan i’d be glad to meet her... plus it would get her off to stop bothering u so that u can go back to sleeping in class.

[ sms to: my poby ] WHICH U SHOULDN’T BE DOING!! ur paying for an education, why r u sleeping? is there something i can do to help u sleep better at night? baths? warm drinks? not trying to snuggle every night?

[ sms to: my poby ] should i come visit ur friend next time i’m free? i don’t think it’s a good idea to give her my number when i don’t know her...

[jabbathehun]

「 message to — idiot 」 she is a friend. 「 message to — idiot 」 my passcode isn't that difficult considering she's your fan. 「 message to — idiot 」 ...「 message to — idiot 」 you know, now isn't the time to take my words seriously since i just woke up from a nap.

[ sms to: my poby ] ...what, so it has something to do with me?

[ sms to: my poby ] ur lock system is number based right? so that means... my birthday?

[ sms to: my poby ] byunbaek!!! i’m actually really... heh... i’m really happy. (♡´艸`)

[ sms to: my poby ] just wait till u get home... 

[jabbathehun]

「 message to — idiot 」 what the fuck. what the actual fuck. 「 message to — idiot 」 i wasn't aware that my phone was some public domain for your fan to reach out to you.

[ sms to: my poby ] so she’s a fan and not ur friend? how was i supposed to know that was going to happen?? i thought it was u playing a joke on me in the beginning.

[ sms to: my poby ] i wasn’t going to be rude to her and tell her to fuck off… after she told me she wasn’t u i assumed she was a friend of urs considering she managed to get past ur lock code… 

[ sms to: my poby ] i was going to try and get her to put down the phone but i guess u got it back.