little rook @jac0bfrye - Tumblr Blog

So this time I managed to break Jacob, and got him stuck making some rather inappropriate hip movements on the rooftops of Westminster…

#im gayer than ever #ac syndicate

allsoundsasscreed

“What’s this Greenie, Assassin Christmas?” - Jacob Frye

Merry Christmas!

Happy second Night of Hanukkah!

Happy the night before Kwanzaa!

Happy birthday to those born today!

Happy Sunday!

#the only christmas content yall getting from me #happy holidays #ac syndicate

kosmaks

#i made a sad sound #i love them #ac syndicate

oh yea i forgot

happy hannukah guys! and to those who don't celebrate it, happy holidays!!

#rook caws #not ac

catnippackets

anyway if you’re a terf or radfem or whatever you call yourself pls unfollow me and block me and never even look in the direction of my blog or my content again, I hate you and everything you stand for

#im literally nonbinary #and my gender is ethnic #so shut up leave me alone #not ac

darkandstormyranger

“okay, boomer” but instead it’s “okay, templar”

#ac series #connor says that to haytham all the time change my mind #queue rook

waffleloverbunny

YESSS GURL!!!! Jacob be looking FINE!!!

#will someone take away my ace card if i say i had impure thoughts?#ac syndicate #queue rook

alice-frye

Jacob Frye -“Practically Perfect in Every Way”

#hm. i drooled #ac syndicate #queue rook

saladude

are you: a halloween or christmas person? a coffee or tea person? clumsy or agile? pro or anti rain?

#technically im jewish so none but im goth so halloween #coffee #clumsy as fuck #rain #not ac #queue rook

godweaver

combining two of your special interests into shitty crossovers

deceptifaggot

#me making a save of college au assassins #i feel attacked #autistic tag #not ac #queue rook

ronamov

Jacob Frye + tumblr tags

#ac syndicate #ok but half of these tags ive said about him out loud

im teaching jacob sea shanties. edward would be proud.

#self ship #self shipping #jacob frye #rook caws

agirlwithadiary

I know we talk a lot about bad ending for Desmond miles but we should also talk about how the kenways got the rawest deal of them all. Like three generations of the family.. just pain and disappointment and heartbreak and death. 🥺

And I’m not so warm towards haytham but even he was given a bad deal just as the two assassins. Having to fight your own son? Come on. 😕

Edward lost his wife, most of his friends, his beliefs about his identity, Jenny lost her mom, haytham lost his dad, Connor grew up without a dad and a mom because she was murdered.. and then later had to kill his remaining parent.

Ubisoft just hates the kenways. 😟

storytimefromthecreed

I was just thinking this! I’m working on a story right now that should right these wrongs

budugaapologist

edward was like “hey i dont wanna be poor” and ubisoft said “oh really? you dont wanna be poor? huh cunt? we curse your bloodline then”

#ac series #what the fuck what the FUCK #my poor babs.

budugaapologist

"we gettin fucked tonite lads!" moodboard

cosmic-wastelander

Who getting the best head, begin debating now

budugaapologist

in the case of actually getting fucked, it's arno, that pic is him crying over elise's dead body

in the case of who looks like they are feeling it the most, it's ezio, the half open eyes are a signature motif of a good nut

in the case of who's expression caused me to do this shit, it's kassandra, theres this gif floating around that looks like she just came while pegging somebody

in the case of who actually has a boner in the og photo, it's edward, ubisoft had no reason to animate his bulge on the beach like that

in the case of fucking me over the most, it's connor, do yall have any idea how hard it is to find a pic of this man looking like he might nut

in the case of having a good time, it's henry, he's the only one i know for certain was actually happy in their photo

in the case of really knowing what good head is, it's bayek, he literally was in a very sexy relationship with aya

in the case of me not having any idea if he's actually getting good head or not, it's shay, i dont know what the fuck is going on in his life at that moment and nor do i care

in the case of receiving the worst head, it's jacob, he has a headache from trying to figure out who b is and his only lead just got sniped

i would say based off expressions, ezio is receiving the best head and arno's fucking hurts the most, but if any of these had sounds attached to what this shitty joke is supposed to portray (them nuttin), the person getting the best head would be the jacob stan reading this.

#ac series #tag yourself im arno