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[jack-crow-lantern]

Intro post:

☆ 19 yr old local transmasc butch whatever

☆ Sometimes I take extended tumblr breaks <3

☆ Call me Jam :P

☆ Spacehey This took forever to make and I’m still not done.. BEST VIEWED ON A COMPUTER!!!

[makingtrouble]

It's my cat's birthday (anniversary of me getting him) so I told him the story of his life while petting him real good

Highlights include:

For your first two years (when you were small) you lived in a foster home with people who raised you into a very polite young man. Two is like you plus me, that's what two is.

Some people adopted you before me and they called you Timmy (which is a stupid name) and they returned your ass almost immediately because you were so annoying at that age.

Like think about how annoying you are right now at seven years old, but way worse.

I'm better than them though, I don't call you Timmy and I wore earplugs to bed for three years because you love to scream at bedtime. Earplugs are like when I roll over and go back to sleep even when you are yelling so so so loud.

I got you at a time in my life when I was really sick (being sick is like when I'm up late because I'm throwing up and you are a very handsome good boy who sits with me) and they had to put me asleep for a procedure. A procedure is like what happened to you when they put you asleep and took your balls away.

Now you've lived with me for five years. Five is like the number of toe beans on one of your feet. When I clip your nails five is when we're halfway done. But we're hopefully not even halfway done with how long we get to be together. I'm gonna have to figure out new ways to help you count.

[makingtrouble]

Actually I've decided this is a poem

[soupdwelling]

guy with the coolest cane in the galaxy

[thehumantrampoline]

I kept forgetting my nighttime antidepressant so I set an alarm where the sound was a recording of me saying "HEY. TAKE YOUR FUCKING PILL" because I thought it would be funny. It was funny about three times, and then it started making me mad and I'd dismiss it right away to make it stop. So I handed my phone to my partner, who made another recording sweetly saying "Okay Shira, it's time to take your medication" and now I don't get mad anymore and I take my pill. The "compassion over punishment" camp has gotta get something wrong one of these days

[tethered-heartstrings]

"stress" by yoan capote - made of bronze and concrete

[tethered-heartstrings]

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

you make one fucking post where the point is “women are encouraged to develop disordered eating from a very young age and that impacts how we view the ‘natural’ size and shape of women” and too many reblogs later i am being accused of saying short people wouldn’t exist if they ate better growing up. i’m sorry but if you genuinely think i was saying that you are just a buffoon. i cannot and will not sanction your buffoonery.

[chimeracauldron]

Happy Fat Chimera Friday

[creekfiend]

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

[animperfectangelsblog]

[calllynx]

The shape of love

[calllynx]

This is on paper btw

[ropoto]

PENELOPE GARCIA | SEASON 2

[kingcatnine]

guards! read me my bedtime yaoi

[seven-oh-four]

my liege if you keep having all of the guards come to your bedroom to read you bedtime stories, there will be no one to actually guard the castle during that time!

[kingcatnine]

any intruders are welcome to join us for story time

[cvntkisser]

my liege the enemies to lovers yaoi is affecting your perception of the danger of real enemies.

[kingcatnine]

when will it be my turn.

[o-kenki]

[kingcatnine]

holy fuck

[kingcatnine]

happy one year to bedtime yaoi

[bluececropiamoth]

Playlist I made full of woman artists and female-fronted bands in gothic rock, electronic/industrial, alt rock, riot grrrl, and alt metal genres.

Artists from about 3M to 1k monthly listeners.

It's 12 hours right now, but I love finding new stuff and adding it!

[jack-crow-lantern]

Friendship is staying up until 2am spending over four hours on a puzzle together while cussing each other out, listening to Queenadreena, and not finishing the damn puzzle.

[cutecipher]

science has always been political. what gets studied. what doesnt. who gets to do the studying. on and on and on.

[cutecipher]

scientists on this post: yuuuup 👍

people who aren't scientists: um actually ☝️

[metanarrates]

all women should be more hairy and sweaty and eat more food and laugh more loudly. my stance as a feminist and also my stance as a lesbian pervert

[whorefourharry]

[blackeyedaliens]

The rules are simple: go to pinterest, search "your name + core", and post six pictures. Then tag six people

Thanks for the tag @queenofthedork!

I would like to tag: @nitrozem @gerbithats @plumbewb @azeterna @naturally-dazed @occultradio @gloomiegalaxie @saruin @blvckentropy @woohoojuicesimoleons2 @strangegrapefruit @kharssims @angel-cake120 :P

[immortal-ideation]

i know i genuinely wasnt tagged in this at all by anybody BUT i wanna tag my friends so im jumping in here if thats alright

tagging six people :) @jack-crow-lantern @icksludge @highkey-confused @multifandomsoup @sayakastragedy @harmfulneuralpathway

[jack-crow-lantern]

ty for tagging Hawk :D

@icksludge, @highkey-confused, @mothybxtch, @monster1994, @feech @king-forevermore (AND any other of my moots who would love to join are welcome!!)