Ash

Professional Fangirl

[hotboyproblems]

does it scare you that in less than 3 months it’ll be 2014

[fuck-customers]

[manrippedapartbydogs]

I hit a breaking point at work I’m so tired

[pergaminaa]

Friendly reminder that Dorian Havilliard pushed aside a valg prince possessing him just so that he can have a few seconds to rizz up the hot witch that showed up

[i-only-see-daylight]

Aelin: The real treasure was the memories we made along the way.

Lorcan: I almost died. 

Aelin: That... was my favorite memory.

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[ygnoe-deactivated20230720]

achilles running away from patroclus after their first kiss when he had spent the entire time being flirty and making advances on him like pushing him on the bed or rubbing their noses together be like

[youngleeks]

what has hector ever done to me?

[killy-deactivated20241228]

Having memory issues and holding grudges is a funny combination. I don’t forgive but I DO forget

[pseudomantis]

[juicemold]

Hey I’m molbo

[tofob]

Hi molbo, can you leave?

[whorefourharry]

I’m an adult now, cashapp me for feet pics

@ beastlybeastbeast

[unsolvedoutofcontext]

[northernitaly-1983]

To: Oliver

From: Elio

[textsfrombandom]

Brendon: I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway

[incorrectxfiles]

Scully: Tall people need to remember that not all of us have freakishly long strides and slow down so we can keep up when we’re walking together.

Mulder, from 30 feet away: Just put on roller skates and hold onto my shirt, we don’t have all day.

[jxs-art]

Bella in New Moon: oh haha papercu-

Jasper:

VIBE

CHECK