Exceptionally Ern

Hi, I do things. Also I love my mom, Sienna

[classical-crap]

[sopranoandthealtoclef]

What a mood

[copperbadge]

I feel like not enough attention is being paid to the savagery of “said accurately of himself” right before the mood. 

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[lifeinpoetry]

When you love a body you know what betrayal is. It is pretending our bodies are / abstractions—so we could become dust and say our bodies were only ever stars.

Sara Elkamel, from “Come Here Where Are You Going Come Here,” The BreakBeat Poets Vol. 3: Halal If You Hear Me (via lifeinpoetry)

[wumblr]

parking complexes are like cathedrals to worship the god we don’t talk about

[wumblr]

for sale: this vessel. i’m leaving

[swan2swan]

What don’t have what now

[echo-lucariorpblog]

Bees don’t have lungs

[swan2swan]

you can’t just not have lungs

[teaboot]

Evidently you can, provided you’re a bee

[cardaughter]

[countrytoads]

catfish simultaneously look like they possess infinite knowledge of the universe and like they just have the mii theme playing in their head nonstop

[countrytoads]

you see what i mean

[creepsandcrawlers]

they know everything but it all cancels out

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

FUCK silverfish

[daystxlker]

if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

I HATE THEM SO MUCH

[daystxlker]

OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES SLDKJFLSKDJLFSDF

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

wait

WHAT DO YOU MEAN REAL ONES

[booty-clappin-deactivated201807]

where do you think the name came from

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

i don’t know, tumblr user plump9000. i sort of thought they weren’t real, like endermen. or creepers.

[timurmurtazin]

>implying endermen aren’t real

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

really not liking what you’re implying buddy

[amosseleznev92]

The fresh adult dating site that makes it easy to find casual sex near you. Join free to someone new instantly, and hook up tonight

[pochowek]

[30-minute-memes]

[littledeludeddupes]

those snakes are not fighting they are fucking. im very sorry

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

while two snakes FUCK to the death

[eruditionanimaladoration]

That dog looking at the snakes like why you gotta do that while I’m eating

[gelana78]

Metal as snakes fucking.

[thedurvin]

[pointnclickadventuregame]

You are a fool. When you walk clown music plays. 

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

What i say to myself in the mirror each morning

[toytalababy]

Ya know, bisexuality ain’t that hard to understand.

Girls are cute.

Guys are cute.

What more do you want from me?

[disasterbisexual-moved]

full offense but this comment is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen

[left-reminders]

[candiikismet]

It’s true and she should say it.

[lividlovers]

As loud as it needs to be.

[marriedtotheseacomics]

Ghost flower. From Married To The Sea.

[lmaonade]

just a heads up if i ever act dumb i’m joking. i’m 100% smart and know literally everything

[distantvoices]

Lizzo by Luke Gilford for Allure

[thecryptkeeper]

me holding my pet up to a mirror: look it’s you :]

my pet:

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

im just a huge sucker for charismatic villains becoming sort of pseudo good guys and hanging out with the main characters just because a bigger, more serious threat emerges and i dont think it happens enough tbh. especially when they’re still kind of a dick, i just think its a fun trope

[jack-off-all-babes]

Spike this is spike!!!!!!

[zeppelliot]

Jumpscare warning

[atlasfishard]

Thankyou for the warning, I was not ready for that.