At least whatever is wrong with me is really really funny
Stranger Things
we're not kids anymore.
Jules of Nature
taylor price
trying on a metaphor
Cosmic Funnies
Cosimo Galluzzi
Monterey Bay Aquarium

tannertan36
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
cherry valley forever

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
wallacepolsom

roma★

Kiana Khansmith
Not today Justin
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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@jackaldope
At least whatever is wrong with me is really really funny
ricardo diseno
Slenderman is a tall good boy and there’s nothing wrong with tormenting and killing amateur filmmakers
What did amateur filmmakers ever do to you
I live in New York City
Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!
❗️Great Hog is displeased by this.
The kingly pig looks taken aback by this statement. "You claim to be 'baiting' our kind?.. A master of it, no less - after all the trust we hsve placed in you?"
- Your relationship with the Hog Society 🐖 is now Unfavourable.
the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving
and what's the genital situation on the shadows
oh this is my post
joining the war on pigeons on the side of pigeons
everything hurts and I have been rejected from every show I’ve applied to this year but it’s very hard to wallow in that when this sweet baby idiot cat flops down next to my face every morning and gently licks my nose until I rub his dumb little tummy
you're not allowed to bring wireless devices into classified areas and a security guy noticed a square phone-ish shape in my pocket so he asked me to show him what it was and i had to show him my can of pocket herring :/
artists depiction of event
i am banned from eating my herring inside. they make me eat it on the smoking area by the loading dock, under the theory that it already smells bad there. but it was raining today which was preventing my breakfast, so i was feeling sad and hungry and then i realized that there was a large cardboard box in the dumpster from a previous delivery. like a fridge sized box. so i fished it out of the dumpster, then tipped it on its side and had a nice little cardboard cave to watch the rain and eat my fish in. which was a great experience. very soothing. very zen. at least until the security guard from the day before stepped outside to smoke. then i tried hiding from him by crawling deeper in the box, which unfortunately did not work. instead he saw a sort of damp sniveling pale hairless creature eating fish in a box, and delivered the verbal killshot of "good morning, mr. smeagol." which is how my day was ruined before 8 am.
Haruka Kawakami
かわかみはるか
when you introduce yourself and someone says "oh, like ___", what are they usually talking about?
a famous person/public figure
a fictional character
a geographical location
an animal/insect
a plant
a song
a word
a saying/phrase
a religious figure
a piece of media but not a character from it
something else
this has never happened to me
"i just don't like masculine women" literally i'm so sorry for you loss. i hope you get well soon
*Valley Girl voice*: I must, like, not fear. Fear is literally the mind-killer. Like it’s basically the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will totally face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me, and? When it’s gone? I’m gonna like turn the inner eye to see its path! Where the fear has gone there will be literally nothing. Only I will remain.
hey. hey what the fuck.
how long do you think it would take for you to notice that an ant is eating your ps2
Depends. Is the ant just going over and taking a nibble when she's hungry? Or is the any taking large quantities of ps2 back to her colony on a daily basis? Yeah I made the ant that eats your ps2 a woman #DEI
Anyways. First scenario. Going by the most common species in my locale we'll say this ant is a carpenter ant Camponotus spp. Weight ranges vastly but for simplicity we'll say this ant weighs 3mg. Assuming this abt eats like a regular ant about 33% of its body weight each day, let's say it eats 1mg/day.
The weight of an original model ps2 is 2.2kg. Thats 2,200,000 mg. Assuming this ant eats at the same pace every day and can digest my PS2, it would take a little over 6,027 calendar years for a single ant to eat my entire ps2.
However, I like to believe that I would notice before my ps2 was completely gone. Let's say, a corner gone.
The PS2 has a height of 78.7 mm, a width of 302.3 mm, and a depth of 182.9 mm
The bottom and top part of the ps2 are roughly the same size, so that gives us a height of 39.35mm.
I have drawn in red a square equal to roughly 39.35sq mm
However, we are trying to find a tiny fraction of that. The area in purple is roughly the amount I believe it would take me to notice my PS2 being eaten by a single ant. As you can see by my attached diagram, I have little faith in myself. Please note that I am doing this shit on my phone so my cube is weird. Die mad about it.
To find the area of the cube I will use a few different reference points. The USB port on the ps2 is a standard type A with a width of 12.0mm and a height of 4.5mm. Comparing the height of the USB port to The Cube we can see it is almost exactly 4.5mm.
The volume of a cube is V=a^3 whereas a is the length of one side, so 4.5x4.5x4.5=91.125mm^3
If density=mass/volume, then mass=densityxvolume.
To figure out the mass of The Cube, we need to also know the density of a PS2. For simplification purposes we will assume our cube is solid and made of one material.
Some research tells me that the PS2 outer shell is usually made from ABS (Acrylonitrile Butadiene Styrene) plastic. ABS plastic ranges in density from 0.9–1.53 g/cm3. For simplicity we will use the median density of 1.07 g/cm3. g/cm^3 and mg/mm^3 are a 1:1 ratio so we don't need to do any conversion.
91.125mm^3 X 1.07mg/mm^3 = 97.504 mg
The total mass of the cube is 97.504mg.
However, we would also need to add the mass of the two outside faces. To do so we need the Area and Area Density. We already have our area of 4.5sq mm. To find area density we need to divide the mass of the face by the area of the face. To find the mass of the face is a...process. Since you can't just slice the cube and weight it like you would for paper, you first need to calculate number density (particles per area)
Number Density (Areally) = Total Number of Particles (N) / Total Surface Area (A)
Since I don't have access to ABS plastic or a microscope to count particles, I have decided to simply not fucking do that just for a joke.
It would take exactly 97.5 days for a single ant to eat enough of my PS2 for me to notice.