Jackass of kinds

Ey, Jack here. I make random things here and there- most of my art gets posted on my alt blog though, I usually use this one for reblogging. Best friend goes to @i-dont-know-any-more-help she's the best- Well, here's to more content if I ever remember to post. RIP bozos. 18+ User here.

[catasters]

[blvkvvolfe-deactivated20230401]

i was born a biter, i identify as a biter, not my fault, maybe don’t be so biteable and you’ll be safe

[werewolf-transgenderism]

feeling Bad, I’m gonna go on petfinder and find the most bizarre cat names possible, will report back with any notable ones

[werewolf-transgenderism]

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[pkmndaisuki]

might i add

[argentavis]

[beholdingslut]

this from the guy who wrote the sting pain index, a scale he constructed after letting himself be stung by insects

[beholdingslut]

“why did i start this list” pleaseeeeeee this is so funny

[is-the-snake-video-cute]

I don't know if this is in your wheelhouse, but this noise is amazing and I wanted to check it was okay? I assume it wouldn't be tolerating the camera being that close if it was distressed, but always good to check. And I wanna see if you knew what it was doing??

https://www.tumblr.com/ampervadasz/728970514792595456/unmute?source=share

Link for everyone - that's an alligator bellowing.

Alligators bellow for a lot of different reasons, but the main thing is they use bellows to communicate their size. This is important because it lets other alligators know how big they are and if they're worth a fight or would make a nice potential breeding partner. The alligator in this video might be responding to other gators in the area, but it's more likely actually a response to someone getting in their territory and all up in their face with a camera. A bellow can mean "hey, dude, I don't wanna turn this into a fight, but you need to back off." It's always smart to assume an alligator bellowing is feeling territorial and you should leave them well alone.

Because this apprently needs to be said: do not get this close to an alligator, especially one making this noise.

[nerevar-shid-and-fard]

how do you guys feel about my lock screen

[of-claws-and-dragonscales]

OP do you take constructive criticism?

[nerevar-shid-and-fard]

there is nothing to criticize here

[ametislady]

Who the hell organize apps by color

[beyonceisstraight]

Mind your business

[captain-price-official]

[is-the-snake-video-cute]

Hi, do you have a list of accredited or reliable zoos and aquariums in TN that have herp displays? Looking for places to visit while I’m there :)

The Chattanooga Zoo, Nashville Zoo, and Zoo Knoxville are all AZA-accredited and have reptile displays! I'm sure there are others (check out the pinned post for links to find AZA and other accredited zoos), but those are the ones I've personally been to and enjoyed.

The Nashville Zoo is my favorite in Tennessee! They have a big collection of reptiles, including Komodo dragons, Gila monsters and beaded lizards, indigo snakes, eyelash vipers, and bushmasters! You will not be dissapointed with a visit there if you like reptiles.

(Also, not reptiles, but if you're down near the Pigeon Forge/Gatlinburg area check out Ripley's Aquarium. It's a favorite of my family. Super cool shark tunnel. I'm also a big roller coaster fan and Dollywood is easily my favorite park in the world, if you like coasters theirs are great and the park is small enough to walk easily, beautiful, and the cinnamon bread from the grist mill is literally the best thing ever. Well worth a trip.)

[ampervadasz]

F*ck... (Unmute !)

[memewhore]

[megamyceted]

this puppy's a relic from an execution chamber. i got it working again though! 21 — resident evil 7 : biohazard, 2017.

[clowncy]

I LOVE THIS SM

[skunkes]

[commoncoldz]

[hatsune-yeetku]

The holy trinity

[butternut-soda]

Important addition!! https://www.reddit.com/r/inthenews/comments/14bpckz/a_white_supremacist_took_mdma_for_a_study_and_it/

[good-fwiend-in-wome]

jesse we need to cook empathy jesse

[weskerslilguy-deactivated202402]

he's my new hyperfixation

[angelmarya24]

Glad I’m not alone in my obsession 😄 been writing more Lucas fanfics than ever these days

[thegenderal]

>be me

>be having sex for the first time in two years.

>with a guy ive spent three years wanting to have sex with. first time together.

>spotify is on shuffle with a long queue

>just settled in to a new position. am about to get my dick sucked. things going great

>queue runs out because gay sex is longer than a long spotify queue

>spotify shuffles her options and out of over Four Thousand Songs offers up the most HONKY TONK BANJO MUSIC KNOWN TO MAN

>i mean honky tonk. I mean so honky tonk it loops around and becomes tonky honk.

>ruins my day.

[thegenderal]

I’m no wimp im no weenie i love country i love bluegrass but this song is the opposite of sex. you look up sex antonyms in the thesaurus and this song starts playing from the book.

[thegenderal]

me lurching upright to shut off think of what youve done by ricky skaggs and kentucky thunder mid sex

[thegenderal]

Song so honky tonk it doesnt exist outside of america

[is-the-snake-video-cute]

If you could keep any extinct snake as a pet, what would it be?

As much as I want to say Titanoboa -

Definitely Najash rionegrina. It was a basal snake that still had two functional hind legs! I'm so curious about how it moved and how big the meals it could eat were.

[lionfloss]

Oil Paintings by Cindy Rizza

[lasrina]

*scrolls past*

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*scrolls back up* those are what now

[cryptotheism]

I've blocked so many accounts on Twitter I'm starting to get ads from 15th century plague doctors

[parksrway]

does anyone have that picture of that fucked up looking white kitten that looks like this

[professorupdog]

Her name is Nimbus and she grew up to look like this

[rotteneldritchhorror]

@doofnoof dont leave this shit in the tags! It’s true and you should say it!