[cryptotheism]

Uncles and Nephews can perform especially powerful attacks together. Experiment with different uncles and nephews to discover their unique abilities.

[johnbottoms]

i literally wanna get better . does anybody else feel that way or is it just me and the bleachers

[jackets-sans-pockets]

Been doing some thinking and I guess pulling my appendectomy stitches out during a state test in elementary school was gross as hell

[fantasmadebarovia]

(to the tune of valjean’s soliloquy) what have i done / sweet jesus what have i done / become a pink pony girl / and now i dance at the club

[fantasmadebarovia]

(to the tune of pink pony club) g-d what have you done / become a thief in the night / and a dog on the run oh mama

[synfullewrecche]

Fujoshi wife fills her house with chintz knowingly

[nintendo-wheee]

[labdynastes]

"OK" SO IT SEEMS AS THOUGH MY GENETICALLY MODIFIED KILLER BEETLES HAVE ESCAPED. HAS ANYONE SEEN MY FUCKI🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲OH G🪲OD🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲 SHI🪲🪲T🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🧪AAAHHHHHHHHOOOHhh Hey. That One Learned thge basics of Chemistry . #Proud

[wonderstruck]

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

[paddypubs]

scallion pancakes should cost $1 and you should be able to order 100 of them

[intrawebs]

search results that make me laugh so hard i start coughing

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

basically if you’re a man one of the most classic things you can do is come in your pants

[taviacoolcat]

ilyaaaa ☺️<3 ... concussion >:[ and a fractured collarbone :/ out for the playoffs but 🤗 could have been worse 😌☝️ ... i know 🙄 part of the game 🙄 we all get our bell 🔔 rung eventually right? 😊 ... heyy:) heyyyyyyyy:))) ... yes<3 bet-ter🥰🥰 ... i'm sorry i didn't text you last night 😔 ... i was excited about last night ☝️ i'm mostly mad 😠 at marleau for fucking that up 🙄😏 ... you know i had a whole plan to ask you something❗️... i was gonna ask you ☝️❗️ Will You cometomycottage this summer? 🥰🏡 ❌️don't❌️ go to russia🇷🇺 come to my houseee 😤💞 we'll have so much fun :D it's so private :D no one will knoww :D ... mmmwe could have a week💕 or even two✌️💕 we'd be completely alone 👯‍♂️💞 ~✨️together✨️~ ... oh no 🙄😒 ... ok bye bye 👋☺️ ... 🫡see you next season🫡 ... thank u😊<3 i appreciate it😤<3 ... hellooo😁

[yourangelonline-deactivated2026]

[cryptotheism]

Sex is cringe. "Hey do you wanna come over and play boners together?" What naked bullshit. They have played us for fools.

[fiddlepickdouglas]

Informing my lovely friends on my dash you can buy hot chocolate powder and also matcha latte powder (cheaper than pure matcha) and put them together to make matchocolate

🍵+☕= 😋

[fiddlepickdouglas]

DANGEROUS WEBSITE FOR POWDERED DRINK LOVERS

[paddypubs]

scallion pancakes should cost $1 and you should be able to order 100 of them

[jackets-sans-pockets]

I can smell when my neighbors make scallion pancakes through an open window and it takes so much to not go and ask for one when they do

[valtsv]

an effective way i've found of processing anger provoked by petty annoyances and minor inconveniences is asking myself "would i be embarrassed to linger on as a revenant specter because i couldn't move past this" and if the answer is yes i get over it pretty quickly

[valtsv]

i am dust and to self-respecting dust i will return