Jack Zimmermann

Just two guys who are in love with the webcomic "Check, please!" And we're also in love with Jack. ~A side blog~

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When ur fave is a side character and they literally nEVER SHOW UP

[jackfuckingzimmermann]

Reblog and tag your fave who never shows up

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JACK WINKED WHEN HE SAID HE'D MEET BITTY AT THE HAUS AND MY SOUL LEFT MY MORTAL BODY

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Me when Check, Please! updates vs. all my followers not in the fandom

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In the spirit of digging up old tweets… let us not forget kawaii Bitty.

[zimmbcni]

jack: alright gotta keep it cool jay-z zimmy boy haha gotta keep this relationship on the dl haha got this

bitty: *gently nudges player*

jack: THERE HE IS,,, THAT IS MY BOYFRIEND,, LIGHT OF MY LIFE,,,,,, WIND BENEATH MY FUCKING WINGS,, WOW, LOOK AT HIM GO,,,,, I’M SO HONORED,,,,,, SO BLESSED,,,, SO FUCKING BLOWN AWAY BY THIS MOMENT, WHAT A GIFT,, WHAT A TREASURE,,,

[omgcheckplease]

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Some fun AUs Ngozi has drawn

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For the 300 words or less thing, "Wow I guess you really are that ticklish" for nurseydex

Ok so I wrote this in literally like 15 minutes and it’s exactly 300 words. I hope you enjoy it! <3

Under a cut b/c 300 words is still long

Send me a prompt and a pairing!

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“Jack, you want one on your camera with Dicky?” “Oh. Only if Dicky wants to.” “Oh my God, stop.” [x]

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Drawings from twitter!

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“Well then! ’The Matthew Earl Rupert Award is given to the senior man who during his time at Samwell has exhibited outstanding character on and off the play field.’ And he also gets this nifty booooowl.” [x]

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Thanks to this comic I frequently forget that shitty is a swear word

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Ok so I LOVE @chowder-official‘s autistic!omgcp headcanons & I made some of my own and chowder-official themself discussed and gushed about and built upon them w me and so here’s the product of that, in no particular order:

Autistic Shitty, who Does Not Like clothes because he doesn’t like the feeling of the cloth on his skin and they make him feel trapped

BUT autistic Shitty who will wear Jacks flannel for comfort or encouragement cause they are Friends and he takes Jack not minding as permission to take the flannel whenever he needs to

Autistic Dex needing to micromanage everything to have it be Perfect (I’ve seen some OCD Dex headcanons so maybe he’s both???)

And he likes programming cause its so satisfying to see it line up just right and he can keep the code all neat and perfect and its awesome when things go right, but sometimes they don’t and he’ll get frustrated and he probably had a couple meltdowns bc of it

And he’s frustrated by Nursey’s constant “dude, chill” bc he?? literally can’t???

Autistic Nursey who’s hypersensitive to other people’s emotions?? Like, he sometimes has a problem interpreting facial expressions & body language & tone of voice so he tends to err on the side of caution and assume ppl are upset

AND!!! he’s bad at dealing w the negative emotions bc people dont react the way he expects them to?? so he just acts the way he wants other people to act cause ‘chill’ has been the safest thing?? but he doesn’t know why it wont work w Dex?

Also!!! Autistic Nursey who likes the pressure of his beanies and snapbacks on his scalp!! !!!

Autistic Chowder whose Special Interest is Sharks

Autistic Holster who has trouble controlling his volume

Autistic Lardo who has trouble with the gross motor skills required for skating (but no trouble with the gross and fine motor skills required for painting and who doesn’t get why people don’t understand this???)

Autistic Tango who Does Not Get figures of speech, passive aggression, or sarcasm (“oh so pretty nice then”)

and who asks so many questions bc he’s bad at picking up on subtext but also Wants To Know Everything

Autistic Bitty who Does Not Like To Be Touched and whose fear of checking grew out of that, and not bullying.

Bonus: Autistic Tater, who has trouble with the fine motor skills required to draw the Falconers logo with crayons!!!

[jackfuckingzimmermann]

#usually with things like trans head canons and autistic head canons and things like it I just leave them be because I can't relate#and it feels wrong for me to start thinking about things like that or reading stories about a character being trans#not where they just happen to be trans and whatever it's a part of who they are but aBOUT THAT#because I Can't Get It#this though#this clicked with me#and idk why#but I get these kinds of head canons a little better now#so thanks (via ameribruh)

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NGOZI, QUEEN OF REALLY SMART LITERARY DEVICES, STRIKES AGAIN

 Ok so this isn’t something that began recently, but I haven’t seen any posts about it so I figured one needs to be made.

But like, I realized the members of each class act as foils to each other.

If you don’t know what a foil is:

“In literature, a foil is a character that has characteristics that oppose another character, usually the protagonist. The foil character may be completely opposite to the protagonist, or very similar with one key difference. The foil character is used to highlight some particular quality or qualities of the main character.”

- LiteraryDevices.com

Of course, not all of them are foils to Bitty or Jack, but they do this for each other. Ima put my explanation after a cut cause it got kinda long-ish.

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[lady-pei]

jack “let me bang on bittle’s door to tell him about practice tomorrow as an excuse to show him the photos i took today” zimmermann

jack “why is bittle under the table idk but while he’s there maybe he wants to look at my photographs??” zimmermann

jack “let me jump over a fucking snowbank to ask bittle to coffee and oh maybe he wants to see the new photos I took oh wow I just spilled his drink all over his sweatshirt” zimmermann

just??? my sweet canadian ding dong of a son is so eager to share his photography with bitty (aka essentially trusting bitty with his soft and vulnerable and artistic side) and???? what gets me is that he probably didn’t even know WHY he just knew it felt right and i’m???????

[hockeygays]

i love jack “hockey robot” zimmerman and the headcanon that hes pretty bad at social interactions except with babies

just. jack loves babies and babies love jack zimmerman. for whatever reason hes soothing to them. and babies dont judge you all they care about is you making faces and can they grab your face

[bittlepies]

#i imagine hockey fans with babies are always asking jack to hold their babies and hes just#‘okay’#there are so many pictures on the Internet of NHL Star Jack Zimmerman with babies#and bitty retweets all of them

[bittybutt]

Jack Zimmermann

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