Jackie Runs

24 year old running-geek, wanna-be-swimmer and recovered yogi. Passionate Traveller. I eat a plant-based diet and love to adventure.

[littlemisslez]

RIP Vine †

[tastefullyoffensive]

Sometimes stupid is funnier.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[wlfgrrl]

[stalactites]

gucci is ugly and people who buy it are dumb

Rich people will just buy anything huh?

[prideprejudce]

me at 3am in a 7-eleven about to buy some pringle’s and a big gulp

WHERE ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO SWIM IN THAT SWIMSUIT? JUST LAKES? 

[always-bookgasming]

I thought this was an exaggeration but these are also from the website:

The models look so pained

[prguitarman]

When you hit the Randomize button on the character select screen

[black-geek-supremacy]

Lmao what is this shit?

[dicapito2-deactivated20230424]

Gucci baby!

[xmagnet-o]

I have every right to harass you if you buy Gucci

[lesbians-love-samwilson]

Isn’t this just Harry styles closet

[nuka-rockit]

Imagine spending thousands of dollars to look like a toddler who got into mom & dads closet to play dress up

[just-for-ship]

They needed captions

[popepauljohn]

[kaylahadlington]

i often wonder how many ppl from 2012 tumblr are still active on here

are u also still here, lurking in the shadows????

[guccixcoochie]

[claviclez]

[trr3rr]

[thatfunkyopossum]

[durnesque-esque]

[oatmealaddiction]

[psyduckscience]

[tokidokifish]

[the-dread-prevails]

[tikkety-tok]

[fishyandclintbarton]

Dear god, please unmute this, i'm begging you 🤣🤣

[holdtightposts]

[kaijuno]

my coworkers and i have this running joke where whenever it gets quiet in the warehouse someone will do jar jar dirty talk voice and yesterday it was quiet and someone said "meesa wants sloppy toppy" and I look over to our middle aged manager who just had to listen to that and she was just

[noahnomore]

[noblepeasant]

Finally, a rival to

[captain-price-officially]

[this-is-a-job-for-vesemir]

[uselessfanboy]

This is the exact reason why i love cosplayers.

[stormpetral0509]

Ciri transports Geralt to our timeline so her can have one nice day without any shenanigans.

[trashbaggage]

Geralt and the Delightful, Wonderful, Not Bad, Very Good Day

[everkings]

This is Maul and he is fantastic. 

[wutz]

me: *lifts up big rock*

all the bugs underneath it:

[veryfunnymemes]

[i-cant-make-a-good-name]

[dandy-boi-ftm]

The best part is the fact that out of the two of them Martha Stewart was the one who went to prison.

[shadowkat678]

Wait…what?

[2fngrsin]

Wiiiiild. He did commit murder (in self defense - no judging) and America‘s Best Housewife was sent to jail because of insider trading, securities fraud, obstruction of justice and conspiracy. This is wiiiiiild 😄😄😄

[skrytch]

[brunhiddensmusings]

also he has every right to make fun of kanye west considering snoop has had a successful career for about two decades including his own cookbook and appearing in movies whereas kanye is a flat earther who had to crowdfund another album because he ran out of money despite kim kardashian being with him, not having the money to produce another album should be the metric when you know you can tell a musician has failed somewhere in either money management or actually being a musician rather then a famous trainwreck

[sunshine-tattoo]

snoop dogg is a good man who loves cooking, nature, and supporting the dreams of young children in poverty. kanye west helped get trump elected.

[brunhiddensmusings]

seriously though check out his cookbook its beautiful

and filled with lgiht humor, legit cooking, and charming life stories

[nevercure]

Whenever I think about snoop I remember that episode of cribs where he lived in an unusually modest house compared to everyone else on that show, spent the entire time with his young daughter hugging onto his leg and dragging her around as he walked. He even talked about how he didn’t want his kids to be musicians and that he just wants them to have a chance at a normal life / he doesn’t wish music career drama on anyone

The dude is mega down to earth for having a networth of 135 million dollars and staying relevant for longer than some of the top charting musicians have been alive

[brunhiddensmusings]

he says he keeps a supply of poptarts in the house for his nieces/nephews and grandkids but admits theyre really for him and then goes on to discuss what selection of condiments your fridge should have to jazz up leftover takeout hes one of the most thoroughly human humans ive ever known of

[owengrose]

Doesn’t he also coach football for kids, and stops smoking during the season to set a good example for the kids?

[bossymarmalade]

all these people going on about how Hozier is the peak representation of musical soft masculinity when Snoop has been out here rocking the smoothest braids and most hype manicures for decades

[stelamaris]

[unamedwatcher]

Have you seen his Planet Earth voiceover video? It’s the best thing I’ve ever heard. Man knows nothing about otters

[randomslasher]

Plizzanet Earth is a joy. Here’s the playlist:

[ironwoman359]

Why has no one ever told me about Plizzanet Earth oh my god

[holykryptonitekitten]

Snoop is legit; don’t come for him. 

[nuggsmum]

He also did an episode of Storybots and my kids adore the computer man. Which is wild to me. Cuz I remember gangster rap Snoop. And we love and support Snoop in this house.

[ijustwannagobacktosleep]

Love him, great man

[fanwithoutaplan]

plizzanet earth

[prismatic-bell]

Hozier is the peak of good white masculinity. Snoop is the peak of good Black masculinity, and on top of what Hozier does, Snoop adds something a lot of Black children never get to see—you can be a man, you can have “cred,” you can be cool, and also know how to make cookies. (Hozier is great, but he’s never been cool a day in his life and he freely admits this. The two of them have very different kinds of good masculinity both culturally and personally.)

There’s this idea—and the tweet opening this thread exemplifies it—that being “gangsta” means being self-absorbed, materialistic, and violent. Snoop is just like “nah, I have bling and street talk and I’m higher than a kite and also I love my kids and cooking and FUCK your toxic masculinity,” and that’s an important message. You can have the look, if you like the look, but you don’t have to be a stereotype to have the look.

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[eldamaranquendi]

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