saturn

your local court jester. it/them

[7dmom]

I am pure of spirit and ready to be challenged

[fruitsoftheape100]

How To Get So Sopping Wet In One Easy Step

[cryptotheism]

I sit alone in an unfurnished room for several hours, locked in meditation. After several days of silence, my eyes snap open.

"I just passed the Bechdel Test"

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

[evilnicegirl]

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

[estro-boi]

we gotta get back to torrent distribution, i just watched someone eat eight grand in bandwidth charges because they ran a direct-download piracy site with local file hosting through cloudflare. torrents were invented literally for this exact reason

[estro-boi]

torrents work like this

i have a file or folder on my pc that i want to share with other people. let's call it gayshit.mp3

unfortunately gayshit.mp3 is 750mb and im not paying for discord nitro so i need another way to send it

i put it into qbittorrent and it makes a torrent file. this is essentially a very small file that points to gayshit.mp3 so other computers can find it. kinda like a treasure map

i send this tiny file to my friend, who loads it into qbittorrent. their computer takes a moment to find mine over the vast expanse of cyberspace and then (as long as my pc is running and the file is still where it should be), it gets copied from my hard drive to theirs

this is the cool part: if somebody else loads that tiny file, they can download it from both of us. if i'm offline but my friend is on, the third person can still get it. this also means that if two people have separate halves of the file, they can download the other half from each other. as long as some combination of people have the pieces between them, they can all have the whole thing.

crucially this does not require a server!!! you can just upload the file to a few people and as long as they keep it, it's still accessible. as long as somebody, somewhere is still connected, it's available forever. the only way it goes away is if everybody disconnects from it.

please learn to torrent

[macleod]

How to Use Torrents (with Pictures) - wikiHow

An expert guide to get started using torrentsTorrents are one of the most popular forms of file sharing on the internet, accounting for over

always use qbittorrent, do not use bittorrent or utorrent.

[mizuform]

doing good baby

[thisshitaintnothintomeman]

if you let it slip, i won't let it slide. wham-o, right upside the head. superballin all day and all night, it's always game time. so much ice i'm an arctic force, better bring out the snowboogie. im just trying to splash n score, not stay n play. lets have a foam party, maybe giggle n splash a bit, play with my hacky sack. frisbee. boogie board.

[7777777awawawa7777777]

CPTSD = Cringe Problems That Suck Dick

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

[akindlyowl]

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

[waluigis-cock]

christian quarterback throws a my baby

[oeing-oeing-clay]

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

[8nin]

“what’s stopping you from-“ listen i am so so sleepy

[um-jammer-tranny]

and like. broke

[stupidestasshole]

Please stop using bugs to control reality

you are evil because you are weak

[bish0ps]

3 cookies deep and it all starts to make sense

[bish0ps]

Cup of milk and i start moving like neo

[corrya]

How it feels watching your tumblr mutuals engage in discourse about fandoms you've never heard of

[portaltomb]

this lettuce smells like dog

[iamoutofideas]

you bought dog lettuce

[swarnpert]

[threedollarsdotcom]

yaouch! that hurts me when you hit me until I'm blood

[thelambliesdown1974]

everyone on the block hates me because I have to take my pet loose sheet of aluminum siding on a walk every day at 3am