Jack

16, probably not a human

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[bajn]

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

[actualsupreme-deactivated201503]

this is your only day to reblog this for a year

[hostileworkenvironment]

i missed my chance last year so this has been in my queue for 364 days

[tt-squid]

happy 10 year anniversary to someone sewing a fried egg to a shirt

[psychologica-warfare-and-cats]

queuing this for one day so I don’t forget

[jeff-offical]

REblogging it today because it’s almost midnight on then 27th for me

[mrosetta]

frowning in my lecture when the prof brings up ai so he and everyone else knows my distain for it

[jackmessesstuffup]

me when my mom talks about talking with the new DooDooHead ai chatbot about what would be an easy way to start a business.

[jackmessesstuffup]

People telling you that you can check if you're in a dream by looking into a mirror and seeing if there's something different are wrong. Last time I tried that the mirror just showed the reflection of my father until I called him over when it went back to normal, apart from a single pimple on my cheek which when I popped caused a bunch of centipedes, earwigs, and small beetle like bugs to come out and start crawling around my face covered in puss and no one saw anything wrong until I screamed when the bugs started going in my mouth and then everyone was looking at me with disgust.

[satan-offical]

New spider!! It's name is Cider and it's definitely alive cause it's crawling around my wall as I type this

[jackmessesstuffup]

name the next one you see Apple and write fanfic of them where their ship name is apple cider

[satan-offical]

New spider!! It's name is Cider and it's definitely alive cause it's crawling around my wall as I type this

[beanzoffical]

Goodmorning bean citizens!

I, beanz, have a stomach ache and frankly it is not very bearable. Stomach ache is an understatement I tell you.

Pretty please advice for how feel better I've tried so much

[jackmessesstuffup]

eat one day relief from stomachache soup, but the price you have to pay for it is for your stomachache to come again tomorrow twice as painful, the trick on making this work is to eat the soup daily, but it will stack, so if you miss a day about five years down the line you will explode.

[beanzoffical]

8 followers! Omg! Hi guys!!!!

Wanna uhhh come to the cannery with me?

[jackmessesstuffup]

can I can my can'ts? They'll have a longer shelf life then and be easier to give out.

[jackmessesstuffup]

a guy from another class just approached me saying how my friend from my class is looking for a girlfriend and I dead ass said me too. I'd literally come out of the closet just to avoid awkward situations like that.

[jackmessesstuffup]

why is everything percentages

[jackmessesstuffup]

i try to keep the girls gay but they say ‘shake your dreads’ anyway

[jackmessesstuffup]

onceler? I know many more

[jackmessesstuffup]

they are replacing balls with fur to keep the shrimp away

[jackmessesstuffup]

started saying "same" when someone introduces themselves to me and not correcting myself. now I just have to do this for long enough until everyone has no idea what my deadname is and I can just roll with my chosen name without too many questions.

[jackmessesstuffup]

i swear highschool is unreal. We just got told that our math teacher might've died through someone's older brother, and we argued over wether we should complete the 1500 ish problems she has left us with for the summer break or not. Now they're discussing how a guy should bring THC and 40 something monsters over the border.

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[nomotivationrn]

Hiii