RTFM, ma'am

[saveyourhelplessspite]

i bring a sort of "this character is canonically malnourished and would gain at least a couple pounds during their hypothetical healing arc wherein they get better" vibe to the function that people dont really like

[lucanis-crow]

girl whatever

[supermarketcrush]

what's a book you read as a teenager that was so magical and personally profound to you it literally changed your life, doesnt matter if the book was actually well written or not. mine's probably the catcher in the rye

[isachalal]

shoutout to kaidan alenko’s moles, thick brows, face lines, body hair, gray streaks, curls, non-sculpted muscle mass, facial hair, brown eyes, and cleft chin 🗣🗣🗣

[jacknought]

jesus christ im old as fuck

[breha]

sometimes it’s They Would Not Fucking Get Married but sometimes it’s just They Would Not Have A Fucking Wedding. send those characters to the courthouse on a tuesday or so help me

[jacknought]

i still wouldve stood by ashley and kaidan if they pulled a gun on shepard unprovoked you guys are pussies if that actually bothers you

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

things to say after fucking up egregiously

pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

let's run that again

one more time normal style

I'm going to become a statistic

further proof god is out to get me

it's because I tore my acl senior year

I couldn't do it for religious reasons

my ex took my talent in the divorce

good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)

[lucanis-crow]

ROUGH doodles

[thedeafprophet]

2026 time to be unabashedly real and engaged with your own ocs. we are DEFEATING self embaresment. we are KILLING fear of judgment. if anyone talks shit i will PERSONALLY BITE THEM

[ale-tie]

[BEHOLD, MY MAGNUM OPUS]

[spacevixen2024]

God damn ....

[jacknought]

plagued by thoughts of a kaidan shepard miranda throuple

[r0zeclawz]

from the same developers who brought you some good games a while back, we bring you: some stupid shit

[milfmaekar]

starting some kind of collection

[milfmaekar]

starting some kind of collection

[androidtrashfire]

Every time I remember that there will be no direct Mass Effect Andromeda sequel... Meaning I won't get to play as Ryder, who along with all my bestest found family friends, will never get to explore the rest of the galaxy and find out the answers to all the Heleus cluster's mysteries?

A different, small piece of my soul dies.

Also every time I remember that if you, as Ryder, chose the angsty romance ending with Reyes, but now that plotline will forever be left unresolved?

I feel like tracking down every shitty edgelord ragebait youtuber from 2017, gathering them all up and sticking them in a Saw trap

[sirobvious]

“Appeal to a wider audience” is corporate lingo for “strip more themes from a piece of media so it’s safer and more sanitized for investors”

[sirobvious]

I struck a nerve in the billionaire fandom with this one