Jacks Reblogs

officially quarter-of-century old, might reblog cool stuff, might not... header by @gallusrostromegalus... DMs open

[catchymemes]

[jackofthejones8]

Pidgeon goes mlem XD

[squadron-of-damned-writes]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 10/?

Fandom: ULTRAKILL (Video Game)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Gabriel (ULTRAKILL) & Terminals (ULTRAKILL)

Characters: V1 (ULTRAKILL), Gabriel (ULTRAKILL), Original ULTRAKILL Character(s), Terminals (ULTRAKILL), Hell (ULTRAKILL)

Additional Tags: Written Pre-Layer 9: Treachery (ULTRAKILL), Post-Canon, It/Its Pronouns for V1 (ULTRAKILL), he/him pronouns for ALL angels, POV Alternating, Body Modification, except the Divine Choir who is multiple guys and gets they/them, Gameplay Elements Integration, Nonverbal V1 (ULTRAKILL), Way Too Verbal Mindflayer (ULTRAKILL)

Chapter Summary:

Row row row your boat / row it down the stream / merrily merrily merrily / life is just a- OH FUCK 

Obligatory Excerpt:

put on a good performance WHY ELSE KEEP YOU ALIVE?

Iphigenia glitches down to the floor, its voice box producing only static. V1 flinches and tries to shake the text overlay out of the HUD, to no effect. It fades away slowly on its own.

Kushiel stands there,

stoic as ever. After a while he carefully uncurls his fists and says, very quietly: “Perhaps do not provoke it. The protection I can offer from Hell itself is… minimal. Especially to you, Iphigenia; you drink from its wells of power too.”

[jackofthejones8]

Read it, it's good, hit reblog

[swagpaws]

god i hate how normalized diet culture and shit like bmi and calories are. bmi is based on eugenics. calories are a measurement of how much energy something gives u and not at all of how much weight or fat ull gain. diets have been proven to be harmful and ultimately unhelpful in actually losing weight. fatness has been largely proven to not be inherently unhealthy and doesnt inherently cause health issues.

if anyone has more good links to add on then please do and if anyone knows more on this stuff than me then dont hesitate to correct me!

[more-beanies]

FOOD IS GOOD. FOOD IS GOOD. FOOD IS GOOD!! if you’re eating, ever, and even/especially if it’s hard, know that i am personally SO SO proud of you

[normal-horoscopes]

The BMI was invented by Adolphe Quetelet, the 19th century statistician who invented phrenologist anthropometry. He wasn’t just a eugenicist, he was one of the founding fathers of racist pseudoscience. Please do not listen to anything he has to say about your body.

[uglymelon]

“And get this: While epidemiologists use BMI to calculate national obesity rates (nearly 35 percent for adults and 18 percent for kids), the distinctions can be arbitrary. In 1998, the National Institutes of Health lowered the overweight threshold from 27.8 to 25—branding roughly 29 million Americans as fat overnight—to match international guidelines. But critics noted that those guidelines were drafted in part by the International Obesity Task Force, whose two principal funders were companies making weight loss drugs.”

Source: https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2014/08/why-bmi-big-fat-scam/

Why BMI is a big fat scam

Body mass index is used to sell weight loss drugs, set insurance premiums, and counsel patients. There's just one little problem.

[bogleech]

I always thought everyone knew this by like the early 2000s but instead I see more people than ever believing this stuff is real medical science

[whatbigotspost]

Man if y'all folks up thread thought this situation was bad back in 2021 (as I did too) you won’t BELIEVE what the 2026 cultural convo on these topics is like.

[jackofthejones8]

Calories, measured by bomb calorimetry, measure not how much energy something gives you when digested, but how much energy it gives off WHEN BURNED. It's bullshit.

[elierlick]

Yet another new study debunked the basis for the anti-trans sports bans. It was never about sports but for creating legal avenues for exclusion and abjection. This is one of the largest analyses ever conducted, involving 52 studies and 6,485 trans people. Read the study here.

[lucieslucidity]

post so nice had to reblog it twice and force it down everyone's throats

[fleshengine]

At minimum about 4.5 thousand people liked this without reblogging it.

We gotta fix that.

[dancinbutterfly]

Progress.

Onwards!

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

still thinking about this youtube comment i screenshotted ages ago

[daughter-of-sapph0]

i'd rather every single person on earth have free, reliable, easily accessible, and judgment free access to hrt, even if they regret taking it later, than have one single trans person kill themselves because they can't access or afford or are prevented from taking hrt!!!! i'll forcefem a thousands cismen before i let one trans girl die!!!!

[chutzpahchesed]

[knight-of-skyloft]

From the Run For Their Lives website:

Yup, definitely sounds like death cult behavior.

The "wishing death on all the children of Gaza" seems to refer to an incident mentioned at the end of this article. The video doesn't seem to be publicly available, but after the firebombing counterprotesters began following the group and chanting "stop killing kids", and it seems someone answered with something like "not until the hostages are released". Which is extremely not cool. But the point is that the distance from "that's extremely not cool" to "therefore it is righteous and just to murder anyone at this event with you" is massive.

[chutzpahchesed]

[jackofthejones8]

I already know i'm gonna get so much shit for reblogging this, but here goes:

Regardless of wich side you're on, or if you don't care and aren't on a side, never let yourself become the one doing evil for a "righteous cause", because if you're killing and maiming, it's not righteous, and you're no longer helping people.

[fipindustries]

ok this looks ultra mega based, are you kidding me? can you imagine the bullshit i could get up to with this bad boy? fuck yes i want ten

[mint-corset]

Wait are iPhone bros coping because Apple has to be more universal? Lol.

[such-justice-wow]

Boo hoo i'll be able to add more physical storage to my phone and be able to change out batteries if they degrade as well as all these other optional features I won't have to touch

[lectorel]

Continuing in the trend of political cartoons depicting milquetoast moderate positions seem so much cooler and more badass than they are

[domina-honoribila]

I love how they add totally absurd things no one is asking for to make the idea look crazy. And still, I must emphasize, failing to make this look like a bad idea.

[teaboot]

"Is this what you want? Is this ugly stupid bullcrap what you want??" the biggest loudest idiot in the room asks, holding up a picture of the hottest looking shit I've ever seen

[jackofthejones8]

Would low-key shell out for the iBrick

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[dramatic-dolphin]

happy kormányváltás to my favorite prematurely truncated article title:

[dramatic-dolphin]

ok i have nothing better to do with my time rn, so translating this for my english-speaking followers because it's hilarious. the full sentence he said was "gyanús identitású szexaktivistákat küldenek az iskolákba, nekem ettől feláll a hátamon a szőr", which means "they are sending sex activists with suspicious identities into schools, this makes my skin crawl"

feláll a hátamon a szőr = makes my skin crawl. translated literally it means "the hair on my back stands on end". now, cutting the last four words gives us "nekem ettől feláll" = 'it stands up/rises for me' which is a. different euphemism.

tl;dr "orbán viktor: they are sending sex activists with suspicious identities into schools, this makes my dick hard"

[jackofthejones8]

Orbán getting hard over sex activists. XDDD

[mariacallous]

I want every ad on the subway to be this one. And then I want this also posted elsewhere. And then I want people who don’t use earbuds or headphones while listening to music or watching their videos in public to have their phones explode in their hands and faces. Or they get shunned and banned from public spaces.

[jackofthejones8]

Willful disturbance of public peace should be a punishable offense.

[harbinger-of-silly]

All gays will go to hellsite

[king-of-oreo]

What if in hellsite but not gay

[punky-beaver-offical]

[king-of-oreo]

NO!

[avhira]

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: A ga g t t at t t t ga T tag g a Ag agag Acctac ! T tag g a Ag agag Acctac

Closest match: Psylliodes chrysocephala genome assembly, chromosome: 4 Common name: Cabbage Stem Flea Beetle

(image source)

[graveexcitement]

[kebbopulos]

[spaghettihell]

[targetedknowledge]

[jackofthejones8]

My little gargoyle XD (disclaimer: not actually mine)

[dhddmods]

Stop saying "I hate men" when what you mean is:

"I hate predators" "I hate abusers" "I hate purposefully incompetent people" "I hate assholes"

No, it's not any better when you say "I hate cis men." Because you are othering trans men, and grouping in innocent marginalized cis men. (Ie; cis men who are intersex, gay, m-spec, a-spec, disabled, racially diverse, etc.)

Not to mention some people are both cis and trans at the same time (ie; some multigender men, intersex men with inconsistent socially imposed genders, etc.)

Stop treating "man" as a synonym for asshole. It's not feminist, It's just harming innocent men. It's making people transitioning to manhood feel as though they are hated for their identity, and that they need to compensate for things they haven't done, or that they need to minimize their masculinity for the sake of other people's comfort.

Listen to marginalized men. It's not hard to do. This shouldn't be a hot take.

[pmamtraveller]

Feelings about AI generated art by Veronika Kozlova

[tpwrtrmnky]

Think tanks explicitly founded to "abolish transgenderism" will publish a report that's like "there's no evidence that trans healthcare works if you ignore all the evidence" and be taken seriously, meanwhile actual researchers go "there's seriously NO evidence that gatekeeping helps" and get ignored

[jackofthejones8]

And that, folks, is how confirmation bias works...

[flowrx-lu]

Všechna česká divadla by do svých programů měla zařadit RUR od Karla Čapka. Lidé by si měli vzpomenout, co se může stát, když budou na AI závislí.