a lot of fandom seems to gloss over the fact that cas is like, funny? like has a dry sense of humor. often it gets pigeonholed into naivete or cluelessness, which in the earlier seasons is sometimes genuine, but take, for example:
“But come on, dried dung can only be stacked so high.”
“I’m not ashamed to say that my big brother knocked me into next week.”
“It’s a shortened version of my name.”
“I’m an angel, you ass.”
“I missed television.”
“The bird represents God. And coyote is man, endlessly chasing the divine, yet never able to catch him. It’s…it’s hilarious.”
“[What the hell?] Guess again.”
“Uh, you could try….insouciant, maybe.”
“You should’ve seen Luke.”
“[Do I look like I’m joking?] …you never look like you’re joking.”
“Just so you understand….why I can’t help.”
“[How was Jerusalem?] Arid.”
“[What was riding in a car like?] Uh…slow.”
“[I’m dead?] Condolences.”
“Don’t ask stupid questions.”
“[How’d you get here??] I took a bus.”
“[‘Hello? Hello??’] Uh…that is still the term.”
“It seems this is going to require talking to people.”
“Less dumb, less ass.”
“I got this. I don’t got this.”
“[to a cat] Hey, I’m not through with you.”
cas’ humor is weird and offbeat and esoteric because….he is? cas is weird and offbeat and esoteric. luv it.
tbh a lot of my advice boils down to “hey you know that terrible horrible looming thing you’re doing your best to avoid and distract and escape as much as possible but no matter what you do it just keeps looming and looming and ruining your life”
Basically this will just be me screaming as I'm literally just sitting in my bed crying right now. I stayed up until the moment the finale came out at 3am, ready to go, and for being limited to roughly a 90 minute episode, they got me good. They got me so good. Just all the feels. All the fucking feels. These two fools that I love bring me so much joy.
Aziraphale bandaging up Crowley's leg during the war eons ago? After Crowley threatened him? And then Crowley thanking him?
"Our Bentley." "My Bentley."
Also, protective Aziraphale of Crowley, my beloved
The crossword game that Aziraphale just absolutely crushed.
Aziraphale and Muriel going to Hell in disguises had me wheezing
Dining together again and Crowley immediately tempting Aziraphale with the food
Not them two specifically but Canada disappearing (Welp, it was nice knowing you guys)
Crowley telling Aziraphale he forgives him (after a not-finished Apology Dance)
Aziraphale calling Crowley the best angel and going on to talk about why he's amazing
"Because I only want one thing. And that's not what this is about anymore." Aziraphale. Sweetie. Please. It's giving Castiel 'The one thing I want is the one thing I can't have' and really just was a gut punch
Aziraphale's expressions when Crowley talks about wanting a real universe, from heartbreak to resignation to his watery smile/laugh
Actually, let's just have a round of applause for both Michael Sheen and David Tennant for playing these two so damn well.
The two of them holding hands while God makes sure they know what they're asking for
The fucking fingers to Aziraphale's mouth, then pressing them to Crowley's
Their new human looks? Hello? Are they not just adorable??
Their little meet cute at the new bookshop
Aziraphale trying to get Crowley's number by asking for his autograph
The dinner date together
20 YEARS LATER IN THE COTTAGE IN THE SOUTH DOWNS, ARE WE SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?? (Genuinely had to pause to try and not hyperventilate)
The wedding rings. They have wedding rings.
Their chairs together side by side
Crowley saying it's a nightingale
"I have the universe out there and I have you" *proceeds to hold hands* Just. Take my heart, will you?
Did I mention that they grew old together in their cottage in the South Downs? Because I think I need to scream about this from the hilltops
This list is probably nowhere near complete of what happened in the episode or what I could rant about. These are just what I can remember right now while I bask in the love that is them.
one random night dean, who can't sleep, and castiel, who doesn't need to sleep, are sitting together on the roof of the bunker and dean is suddenly pretty interested on which stars of the ones he can see were put there by castiel and castiel doesn't ask why he wants to know, simply enjoying the moment he is sharing with dean and his curiosity about his life as an angel, and dean doesn't explain the reason why he wants to know, because he can't look at cas' impossibly blue and unbelievably old eyes and just say " to look at you when you are away" (he actually confesses this particular secret a couple years into their relationship, while they are watching the stars far away from that roof, which gets him an armful of a really emotional cas and a kiss)
idk if I've told this story on here before but one time I was sitting at my desk at work and a random dog I'd never seen before strolled into my office and curled up at my feet. and I was like oh you are adorable but what the fuck?
then a woman knocked on the door and said "oh I'm so sorry he's a therapy dog he's trained to seek out people in severe distress"
and I was like right okay, just getting my whole life drive-by roasted by a dog then
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