JacksNervesOfSteel

I don't really know what I'm doing. Hopefully I'll figure it out. I don't tag spoilers, mostly because I usually forget to tag anything.

[dear-ao3]

[cosmicretreat]

[hollowedskin]

Me trying to say something to my partner about some cool fanart I just saw on my dash.

Him: back up back up, what the FUCK is Mouse Effect.

[lizardsexposed]

[hollowedskin]

Lizardsex I love you...

The burning question of course is whether everyone is mice, or just the humans. Like are the salarians little frogs or is it Mice and Mice With Blue Tentacles???

[lizardsexposed]

sorry im absolutely too floored by the fact you just called me 'lizardsex' to give you an answer

[hollowedskin]

... I see now your name is probably Lizards Exposed and not in fact Lizard Sex Posed.

[dwarf-scum]

This exact phenomenon is why there’s now a hyphen in my url.

[mevil]

[donnatartlet]

[louisegluckpdf]

"i get a little bit genghis khan" was such a strange and delightful thing to say in a pop song

[halfagone]

I finally had to retire my old phone, and I totally forgot that when I redownloaded Tumblr on my new phone it would push the newest update I had been avoiding like the plague and it is. Certainly an update. Still trying to find half my settings. Bear with me for a couple weeks.

[halfagone]

And of course my laptop chooses to buckle under the pressure now after I've just gotten a different, new device. (ｙﾟﾛﾟ)ｙ

Although I probably should have seen this coming. I think I got my last phone within a year of this laptop so...

[dcxdpdabbles]

Danny: I have some news

Jason: Oh boy.

Danny: you're not going to like it

Jason: Oh no

Danny: Your dad came by the apartment, found me walking out of the shower in only a towel when I was calling your name cause I thought it was you going through the bedroom cabinets. I don't want him knowing I'm a meta crashing at your place, so I let him think we're dating instead.

Jason:

Danny: I'm aware I could have said literally anything else but I panicked.

Jason: Bruce doesn't even have anything against metas

Danny gripping the steering wheel until his knuckles go white: He thought you were acting suspiciously and had been searching the apartment for drugs. I figured you being gay was better than a drug addict or hiding a meta.

Jason: He thought I was on drugs!?

Danny: To be fair my ectoplasm treatments have you singing musicals

Jason: I ALWAYS SANG MUSICALS.

Danny: Okay, well, now you always had a boyfriend that just got really serious, and we're having dinner with your family.

Jason: What?! No! Do you have any idea how many years I spent denying that I was dating Roy? This is going to set me back!

Danny: I'm sorry! You can break up with me and tell them you realized you were straight if you want

Jason: Well mostly straight.

Danny hitting the breaks: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!?

[dragongirlbunny]

worst part abt election season is seeing ads that say Candidate Y is a radical communist who wants to abolish christianity and give everyone drugs and then I get all excited and I look up Candidate Y and they're just a center-right liberal who thinks we should maybe rename the Racism Is Okay Memorial Park

[onlyberry2]

Why do people have to make politicians seem so much more based than they are. I was promised the abolishment of family and gender and the begining of an age of communism, why did they get my hopes up?

[dear-ao3]

[image ID: a screenshot of an author’s note on ao3 that reads: Give that ghost gastrointestinal issues baybee! I’ve found another twink to give mental breakdowns to, never kill yourself!!! /end ID]

[weaseltotheface]

Everybody say "thank you south america" for the humble potato

[weaseltotheface]

Actually let's get specific with it

*checks wiki*

Everybody say thank you indigenous people of present-day southern Peru and extreme northwestern Bolivia from 7-10,000 years ago for the humble potato

[theblackparadeisdead]

One day ur a suicidal 15 year old and then suddenly you wake up and you're 22 years old and genuinely debating the merits of iceberg vs romaine lettuce in the salad ur making. Life goes on ig

[philosoverted-deactivated202006]

Do you ever lie awake wondering how the heck Gimli knows what a nervous system is

[systlin]

Clearly dwarves have medical knowledge far more advanced than that of the other races.

[gallusrostromegalus]

His Majesty Dr. Gimli, son of Gloin, Neurosurgeon, M.D.

[filthyprotozoan]

gimli trying to explain his studies to legolas, a flat-earther

[hubris-i]

#*scroll down* #*remember that middle earth is canonically flat for elves and round for everyone else* #*scroll back up & smash that reblog button"

[fridge246]

tired: legolas took gimli to valinor with him because they were bffs/in love/etc. 

wired: legolas took gimli to valinor to prove the world was flat after arguing with him about it for decades

[jemthecrystalgem]

Sorry it’s what to elves

[dvandom]

So, in Tolkein lore, the world was originally flat, with most of the land in the middle (hence Middle Earth).  But the Numenorians (men who were rewarded with their own Atlantis-equivalent island for service in the first big war against Melkor, but eventually Power Corrupts etc) tried to invade the uttermost west which was basically Elf Heaven.  To put an end to that sort of thing, the creator of the world Bent The World and made it a sphere…but left elves able to treat it like a flat disk.  So elves can sail west and reach Elf Heaven, but a man or dwarf or hobbit who sails west will eventually wrap around to the east coast of Middle Earth.

[criticalrolo]

losing my mind at this amazing story from r/dndmemes some people’s dnd adventures are just. So Fucking Cool

here’s the link and the story, it’s Amazing

[fruitcakebro]

Sibling: You should start a Youtube channel doing stupid shit, like Markiplier. You'd get an audience.

Me: ...what, you think I'd do shit like- *Looks at reccomended video in front of me* ...drink maple syrup for 20 minutes?

Sibling: No, but you'd do it with hot sauce.

Me: Hey, I've only ever chugged a bottle of hot sauce ONCE!

Sibling:

Me:

Me: That probably wasn't the most convincing thing I could have said to make it seem like I wouldn't do that.

Sibling: You've actually done that?

Me: ...I ran out of tea at breakfast, and needed to take my vitamin pill with something.

Sibling: SO YOU CHUGGED A BOTTLE OF HOTSAUCE?

[islandoforder]

look i’m sure some people were really into mitch/cody (or darkness man/moondude whatever we’re calling it) but personally i’m here for doomed old man yaoi ship koschei/herbert

[rhynee]

this is still one of my favorite explanations for gender

[sedimentfootwrap]

This image manifested so clearly in my mind I had to recreate it

[alexseanchai]

[image 1: a tweet by KatysCartoons, whose profile picture is a stick figure whose head is colored in with the trans pride flag. the tweet reads, "Atoms are binary. They are either intended to be hydrogen or helium. We can't just scrap this worldview just because of a handful of exceptions". embedded in the tweet is a pie chart entitled "Types of atom in the universe": seventy-four percent hydrogen, twenty-five percent helium, and, in tiny font, one percent other.]

[image 2: the periodic table of the elements, except that hydrogen and helium are in their own box labeled "Real elements", and elements 3 (lithium) through 118 (oganesson) are labeled "Mental illness".]

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incidentally this periodic table must've been drawn in the past nine years, since it doesn't deadname oganesson

[girldraki]