bed bath and beyond help

time? short. strength? limited. the office? a horror. hotel? trivago

[kaijuno]

Boyfriend tells me I’m banned from fixing things around the house now >:(

[kaijuno]

God forbid women do anything

[kaijuno]

Where do u think I got the afterburner lol

[moorswanderer]

they are pretty cute, ngl

[jacksonpotluck]

I love these two SO SO SO MUCH but I can’t recommend the manhwa to my friends bc I can’t explain stanning Caesar when he is Like That

[vulcanette-deactivated20260506]

[isawken]

every day i thank my lucky stars that i have never closed my bathroom mirror cabinet and seen a scary guy behind me

[solastalgiart]

📸 | snapshot

xie lian soft-launches his bf hua cheng and the internet loses it

[justanotherass]

hold up sidon, he still has another 17 minutes of requisite daily hero brooding

[tinktoks]

[phantomrose96]

#starts strong ends stronger

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

"Stay on the roads" man you do not look like the roads have been safe for you

[genderqueeradrien]

umm... don't worry about it

[catasters]

[i-shall-not-show-mercy]

[noiivvern]

[45percenterthen]

you're from california ? like the hotel ?

[poisonandpages]

Vivaldi on his deathbed in 1741: please, put it into my will that the first movement of my Spring concerto can only be used to indicate fancy settings in cartoons or as hold music for the absolute worst call centres.

Vivaldi's lawyer: Antonio what the FUCK does this mean

[gauntletqueen]

some fools be like “i play games to escape my responsibilities” then pick tank or healer

[lesbianralzarek]

in my greatest fantasies i am able to help people

[gnomer-denois]

In my fantasies I can prevent people from being hurt, even if it means I get hurt in their stead.

[thewereshark-deactivated2025062]

In my fantasies i dont have to know how to aim

[herbertwest]

Look, if you're starving in a post-apocalyptic wasteland and suddenly someone is like 'oh I have tons of food and it just happens to be meat do you want some lol' you CANNOT act surprised when it's people. You simply CANNOT.

[herbertwest]

There are times and places where it is realistic to expect NOT to be served people. For example, in a pie shop underneath a barber shop. THEN you can be all 'OH GOD IT'S PEOPLE.'

If you are in a post-apocalyptic wasteland and are suddenly served a really good meat pie, you have to know it's people. Do you see any cows? No, they all apocalypsed. It's your neighbor.

[herbertwest]

If you're served food in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, ask yourself these questions first:

Do I trust the person feeding me?

Is this meat fresh, and if so, have there been any livestock non-apocalypsed recently?

Have I seen Kevin within the past week?

Am I willing to commit the penultimate culinary taboo? (The ultimate culinary taboo is putting pineapple on pizza, a crime I regularly commit)

[helloitsbees]

[helloitsbees]

[45percenterthen]

media will make u go Wow i wish i was 15 again and then u will think wow what the hell fuck am i even saying. for gods sake No i dont

[luulapants]

In 4th grade, my bff was in a death feud over chess with a boy in our class but instead of competing like normal people they decided that the best way to determine who was chess master was for each of them to select one of the two biggest idiots in class and teach them to play chess, My Fair Lady style, and see whose idiot won. We are just now, 22 years later, grappling with the moral implications of this exercise.