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I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

brbeth

I think...you might be right

brownheadedcowbird

what the fuck

kaijuno

ask-ciaphas-cain

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weltenwellen

Mary Oliver, from “Starlings in Winter”, Owls and Other Fantasies: Poems and Essays

discommunicator

Sonic the Hedgehog but nakey boys get dressed up

candycatfalls

weirdmageddon missing scene not clickbait

damonalbarngirl

oh.....

halogen2

oh hey this my poem :) my full author name is michael gray bulla!

storm-of-the-swarm

Having a really long-term hyperfixation that has since faded is terrifying yes but it's also so embarrassing. Hi I used to think about Scrimblo Splungus 25/7. Yeah, for 2 years straight. Nah, I don't think about them anymore except for with a vague sense of melancholy as I recall how they used to make me feel. Anyways this new one, Blimpkins McGee? I'm gonna think about them forever and the cycle will NOT repeat in 2 years. Trust me guys.