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lsabellaswans

#we as a society never deserved robert pattinson

hoahoahoahoahoa

STOP roasting Twilight for being girly. Roast it for being mormon.

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The question remains:

Did they not have the budget to put a ball in the movie?

ezzakennebba

“you need a jacket or somethin’, baby? you’re ice cold.” - credit to @the-most-pathetic-edge-marquis for the idea 🤎

xwxtchbxtchx

Carlisle adopting Emmett

yeehaw-vampire

I’d like to point out that the only reason Alice came back to Bella’s house in New Moon was because she saw that there would likely be a funeral. Her need to party plan knows no bounds.

lambandlion

When Bella finds out she’s pregnant in BD, she mentions that her last period was 16 days before the wedding (the wedding took place on August 13th 2006) and that at the time of her phonecall with Carlisle (which was 17 days after the wedding) she was 5 days late. She also mentions that her period is never late.

This means that her cycle is 28 days exactly (16+17-5) and that her last period began on July 28th 2006. That was also her last period EVER btw because then she got pregnant and then was immediately changed.

So I counted backwards to every single one of Bella’s periods, from her last one before she changed, to the first one after she moved to Forks. The results:

To elaborate, Bella was on her period:

When she first met Edward at biology class (January 18th 2005)

At the meadow (March 12th) and baseball game (March 13th)

The first time she heard Edward’s voice in NM (January 16th 2006)

When she bought the bikes and she started repairing them with Jake (January 17-18th)

When she and Jacob did homework together and she invited him to the movies (February 14th)

The day she realized Jacob is a werewolf (March 11th)

Quite possibly when she jumped off the cliff, depending on how long it lasts for her (March 16th)

When Jacob confronted Edward and Bella about the treaty and gave Bella back her motorcycle (April 7th)

When Edward caught Riley’s scent at Bella’s house (June 2nd)

At the Quileute bonfire (June 3rd)

When Jacob went missing in BD (Late June/Early July)

So… yeah that’s what I did today.

edwardcullenisavirgin

Ur insane I think I love you

edwardstanaccount

Edward: I'm breaking all rules since I'm going to hell anyway 😎

Bella: how about premarital-

Edward: OH MY GOD WHAT

kingwilliwonka93

You wanna know something i think about often

This picture

This is a screenshot from one of the twilight movies. I dont remember which one specificaly sorry lol

But that bite mark got me thinking

He had this guy's whole-ass thumb in his mouth to bite him.

I tried and put my thumb in my mouth to replicate that bite mark. I hit the back of my throat.

This vampire deep-throated this guy's thumb. To bite him. That was a choice he made. Putting the guy's whole-ass thumb in his mouth could've easily been avoided. But no. That was delibarate.

Deepthroated a stranger's thumb.

galacticneighbor

tbh if I was Bella Swan and some guy wanted to go to the beach w me up until he found out it was the one on the reservation and then I asked the kids from the tribe why he was weird about it and they said the Cullens don't come here :/ I would just assume I was trying to hit on the town's most notorious racist.

clarkegriffins

jacob: *shows up with bella* jacob's family: cAN WE TALK ABOUT JAKE'S MASSIVE CRUSH ON BELLA?

edwardsdeathcabcd

when bella didn't want to get married at 18 because she saw how her parents' marriage crumbled and she was opposed to the patriarchal nature of the whole institution, and is bitter about it until the moment she is walking down the aisle, but as soon as she's married she realizes that being mrs. cullen is actually the best thing to ever happen to her and she's immediately ecstatic to have a baby with her husband. the way jacob says "you don't even belong to yourself anymore" about imprinting and is repulsed by the very idea, but then when he imprints he realizes it's actually what he was born to do & nothing could make him happier & he leaves everything behind to live with his mate's family. man once you become aware of the mormon agenda present within the twilight saga it is ALL you're aware of lol

petiteclover

𝗚𝗥𝗔𝗛𝗔𝗠 𝗚𝗥𝗘𝗘𝗡𝗘

jun. 22. 1952 - sep. 1. 2025

panlight

What's the deal with Seth? I know he basically had to adopt the sunshine persona after Jacob discarded it to become more intense to counter Edward's "you are my life now" energy, but Seth's dad just died.

Leah phased, Harry died, Seth phased and Seth's just happy-go-lucky smiley guy? Is he putting up a front? Is he in denial? Is he trying to keep things normal for the sake of Leah and his mom? Did SM just forget that this 14-year-old boy is mourning his dad?

I mean I love Seth, he's adorable, but . . . is he okay? He's got a lot going on right now.