Jacob Kowalski

He/Him,Straight Ally,B-Day:December 6th Best Friends With Newt,Brother Of Lexi,Married To Queenie

[4theseus-s]

theseus, reading a recipe: beat three eggs?

jacob: it means like in hand-to-hand combat

theseus: ohhhh-

newt: both of you, get out of this kitchen

[jacobkowalskifb]

Happy Birthday To My Soulmate,My Princess,My Wife,The Future Mother To Be. My Everything. Queenie,I Will Always Love You Through Everything @queeniegoldsteinsod

[carol-jenkinsbenson]

@kyonna-munson question, weren’t you that stupid freak lab experiment? No wonder you’re some dumbass freak. Everyone will hate you including your friends and siblings. Who’s gonna even defend you, no one. Cause you’re nothing but a freak who’s always gonna be alone with no love or siblings or friends.

[eddieharringtonst]

…. Leave My Sister Out Of This.

[carol-jenkinsbenson]

Or what? You actually don’t care for her.

[eddieharringtonst]

I actually do care about my sister. Both Of Them

[carol-jenkinsbenson]

Sure you do.

[eddieharringtonst]

I Will Fuck!ng Fight You

[carol-jenkinsbenson]

Yeah right. You won’t, you’re sister kyonna is nothing but some psycho freak. She will never be loved.

[eddieharringtonst]

You don’t know that for a fact sooo

[dustinhendersonst]

She is a very caring person she doesn’t deserve your Bullsh!t

[carol-jenkinsbenson]

No she’s not. She’s pathetic and horrible 🙄

[dustinhendersonst]

🖕

[carol-jenkinsbenson]

Awwe you want to fuck?

[dustinhendersonst]

Never in 1 million years. And you know what I meant Dumbass

[carol-jenkinsbenson]

Ugh whatever. Still kyonna will never be loved.

[dustinhendersonst]

@steveharringtonst @jane-elevenhopperbyers @nancywheelerrp @jonathanbyersrp

[jane-elevenhopperbyers]

Leave kyonna alone. She’s done nothing wrong.. she’s the sweetest person on this planet. She doesn’t need your lies and bullsh*t. So I say shut up, and keep your thoughts to yourself!

[carol-jenkinsbenson]

Or what freak?

[jane-elevenhopperbyers]

I said. Leave. Her. Alone.

[carol-jenkinsbenson]

As if, I would listen to some freak.

[jane-elevenhopperbyers]

I’m not a freak.

[stevemunsonbabysitter]

Kyonna it’s honestly the sweetest person I’ve ever met. 

[carol-jenkinsbenson]

Sure she is. She’s probably faking it! She’s so fake and pathetic *laughs*

[wolfiecosmos]

Oi. Don't mess with kyo or you mess with the dragon wolf hybrid

[carol-jenkinsbenson]

Oh I’m so “scared” *laughs* why are you defending a freak?

[wolfiecosmos]

Because 1. She's not a freak.

2. She's an amazing bring.

3rd, final but most important, she's. My. Best. Friend.

[carol-jenkinsbenson]

Why are you even friends with her? She’s pathetic.

[wolfiecosmos]

Too many reasons to count. Also FYI, you're "friends" don't care who you are as a person that just care about your status. You'll know your true friends when you lose everything and they help you anyone other than that is a toxic fake friend who isn't worth having

[carol-jenkinsbenson]

*rolls her eyes* I have my boyfriend I don’t need some freak friends, and disgusting lgbtq friends either. Pride is disgusting

[wolfiecosmos]

Would your "bf" still love you if you became an outcast? A looser?

[eddieharringtonst]

Also former best friend of Steve, now he’s friends with the coolest D&D people in the world so your loss. 

[gil-gastonrp]

Whatever 🙄

[wolfiecosmos]

Who are you? Carols bf? You seem like the type to ditch a girl after you knock her up

[gil-gastonrp]

I’m staying with her obviously can this freak like shut up. Honestly..

[wolfiecosmos]

Oi, watch the tone, and use of that word

[gil-gastonrp]

Or what? You’ll go back to your momma? *laughs*

[wolfiecosmos]

..... really? How pathetic are you?

[gil-gastonrp]

I’m not pathetic you are.

[wolfiecosmos]

You brought my mom into this dude... she's got tumblr so dose my dad and brother

[aureliusdumbledorefb]

👀

[wolfiecosmos]

There's my favorite bubba! :)

[jacobkowalskifb]

Hey Aurie! How Are You?

[christinaelizabethcunninghamst]

It’s official I’m not with Jason anymore. I’m with Eddie Munson he makes me happier 💖

[nicknelson-multi]

YASSSSSS

[christinaelizabethcunninghamst]

:D

[stevemunsonbabysitter]

I Saw That Coming

[christinaelizabethcunninghamst]

Did you?

[stevemunsonbabysitter]

Yes

[christinaelizabethcunninghamst]

How?

[stevemunsonbabysitter]

It was obvious you liked Each Other

[christinaelizabethcunninghamst]

It was?

[stevemunsonbabysitter]

Yes

[christinaelizabethcunninghamst]

I didn’t know I was obvious about my feelings with Eddie

[jacobkowalskifb]

Awe

[lucyhamiltonrp]

Does anyone know how to stop anxiety attacks from happening? 🥺🥺

[wolfiecosmos]

Luc...

[lucyhamiltonrp]

…sorry i didn’t tell you.. 🥺🥺

[wolfiecosmos]

It's okay I'm just worried why are you anxious?

[lucyhamiltonrp]

I… I just it’s about this big project in school.. and my dad had to make these assumptions.. and I got so anxious of what he would do..

[wolfiecosmos]

Alexander?

[nicknelson-multi]

I’m Sure Whatever It Is,It Will Get Better

[lucyhamiltonrp]

I’m not sure… my father makes me believe everything… I’m so naive.. I always think he’s honest.. and I don’t wanna bother my siblings about this…

[jacobkowalskifb]

I Could Be A Father Figure-

[lucyhamiltonrp]

Really? 🥺🥺

[jacobkowalskifb]

Well Yeah!

[lucyhamiltonrp]

Does anyone know how to stop anxiety attacks from happening? 🥺🥺

[wolfiecosmos]

Luc...

[lucyhamiltonrp]

…sorry i didn’t tell you.. 🥺🥺

[wolfiecosmos]

It's okay I'm just worried why are you anxious?

[lucyhamiltonrp]

I… I just it’s about this big project in school.. and my dad had to make these assumptions.. and I got so anxious of what he would do..

[wolfiecosmos]

Alexander?

[nicknelson-multi]

I’m Sure Whatever It Is,It Will Get Better

[lucyhamiltonrp]

I’m not sure… my father makes me believe everything… I’m so naive.. I always think he’s honest.. and I don’t wanna bother my siblings about this…

[jacobkowalskifb]

I Could Be A Father Figure-

[clarice-evil]

I bet @anniepondwilliams will be single forever who would love her I bet her mom doesn’t care about her!

[chasedavenportrp]

@tasha-multi

[lukepattersonjatpmulti]

Please shut up! No one cares what you think and we aren’t glad your back either! So please leave this innocent child and girl alone. She doesn’t need your crap!

[clarice-evil]

Hmm let me think about it.. no *laughs*

[anniethetimetraveler]

:(

[chasedavenportrp]

Well It’s Not True. And I’m just gonna leave it at that

[clarice-evil]

Of course it’s true her parents aren’t even defending her 😂😂 that shows how much they don’t care.

[chasedavenportrp]

Did you ever think for a minute that her parents are probably not online right now? 

[clarice-evil]

Idc, they probably don’t care about her at all.

[anniethetimetraveler]

Stop…

[chasedavenportrp]

@breelabrats @theodorawolf

[theodorawolf]

*growls* LEAVE HER ALONE

[clarice-evil]

No.

[breelabrats]

Okay, stop saying “her parents don’t care about her”! When clearly her parents love her and are quite busy right now! Could you just leave her alone! She doesn’t need this crap.

[clarice-evil]

No. Only one group is defending her that’s how miserable she is

[dracomalfoyhp]

You Spoke Too Soon. She doesn’t deserve this and clearly you know nothing about having a job, so clearly they don’t have time to be on Tumblr 24/7.

[clarice-evil]

They only care about her out of pity. They don’t really care about her at all. They just pity her cause she’s their daughter a selfish one too. 😂

[hermionegranger-rp]

And you’re selfish for posting this crap

[clarice-evil]

Awe thanks~

[anniethetimetraveler]

That wasn’t a compliment though-

[clarice-evil]

Ok? I don’t care you self-centered brat!

[anniethetimetraveler]

:(

[newtscamanderfb]

@tinascamander-multi

[tinagoldstein-rp]

SELF CENTERED?! YOURE THE MOST SELF CENTERED SELFISH, NARCISSISTIC PERSON ON THIS ENTIRE PLANET! YOU’RE HURTING A TEENAGERS FEELINGS FOR NO REASON CAUSE ITS FUN FOR YOU

[queeniekowalskifb]

EXACTLY!

[tinagoldstein-rp]

NO ONE DESERVES YOUR SHIT

[clarice-evil]

Ok, whatever. I don’t care, plus this is fun

[ericmatthewsrp]

Well Boo Hoo. Because it’s not fun for any of us. And we don’t care. 

[clarice-evil]

Ok. Not my problem.

[anniethetimetraveler]

Meanie butt..

[clarice-evil]

Thank you. Maybe you should die you’re parents don’t care about you.

[anniethetimetraveler]

I…

[teddyduncanrp]

 excuse me, if you don’t mind me asking who are your parents? 

[anniethetimetraveler]

Amelia pond and Rory Williams

[teddyduncanrp]

Do they have accounts? 

[anniethetimetraveler]

Yes..

[teddyduncanrp]

You Want Me To Message Them For You?

[anniethetimetraveler]

Plz..

[rory-rpdoctorwho]

Who said I didn’t care?! I do care! I love my daughter so much I’m going to buy my daughter her favorite snacks to cheer her up right now •^•

[ameliapondwilliamsrpp]

I was busy and this happens?! No one hurts my daughter like this. You need to leave her alone before I kick your ass. If that doesn’t work eclipse will personally kick your ass as well.

[clarice-evil]

Ugh. Whatever I bet she’s useless like ecli

[dracomalfoyhp]

Ok, that crossed the line. @aberforthdumbledore-fb @pennyhaywoodhbp @nagini-fb

[michaelbarrettrp]

Ecli isn’t useless! She helped us a lot through dark times! So please leave her and her friends alone! We need do not need your bullcrap. We had enough crap.

[clarice-evil]

Hmmm no. I’ll leave ecli alone but not Annie she deserves it.

[jacobkowalskifb]

FOR WHAT REASON? SHE IS NICE!

[morganmatthewsbmw]

To my mom who’s in a coma… happy Mother’s Day I hope you wake up one day.. if you don’t.. well I’m going to miss you a lot you’re the most caring person and loving… you’re my mother and I love you.. I love momma… I just hope one day you wake up.. it hurts seeing you in a coma and not waking up.. it hurts not seeing you every time I wake up to see you…

[josie-rp]

Dixie… it’s gonna be okay she’ll be awake soon..

[morganmatthewsbmw]

….what if she doesn’t…?

[wolfiecosmos]

Don't think like that Dixie!

[morganmatthewsbmw]

What if she is?!

[selenem]

Then my husband and I will adopt you... and you'll have siblings who love you

[morganmatthewsbmw]

🥺🥺🥺really?

[selenem]

@aberforthdumbledore-fb

Right love?

[ericforemanrp]

He’s not currently online. He’s At The Store Grabbing Some Things. 

[selenem]

I see well thank you for letting me know

[jacobkowalskifb]

If it’s no problem we also offer.

[anniethetimetraveler]

Hi

[wolfiecosmos]

A-Annie...?! 🥺🥺🥺

[anniethetimetraveler]

Wait… ecli?

[wolfiecosmos]

Mhm... 🥺🥺🥺🥺

[anniethetimetraveler]

ECLI!!*tackle hugs* my favorite time traveler!!

[wolfiecosmos]

*hugs crying* I missed you too!!!!

[anniethetimetraveler]

It’s okay I’m here now ecli, how have you been?

[wolfiecosmos]

I've been well. I found my family and soulamate.

[anniethetimetraveler]

Really?! That’s amazing🥺🥺

[wolfiecosmos]

Yeah, I'm getting married in June

[anniethetimetraveler]

Married? To who?!

[wolfiecosmos]

@pennyhaywoodhbp aka my soulmate

[anniethetimetraveler]

Oooo I’m happy for you! :)

[wolfiecosmos]

Thanks :)

[anniethetimetraveler]

Mhm!

[jacobkowalskifb]

Annie…?

[anniethetimetraveler]

Jacob?…

[jacobkowalskifb]

Hi!

[anniethetimetraveler]

*tackles hug crying*

[jacobkowalskifb]

*Hugs*

[anniethetimetraveler]

I missed you! *sniffles*

[jacobkowalskifb]

You Too!

[wolfiecosmos]

Eh?! HOW DO YOU TWO KNOW EACH OTHER?!

[anniethetimetraveler]

Childhood friends, we met in kindergarten. He’s a goofball friend of mine.

[wolfiecosmos]

Oh-

[anniethetimetraveler]

Yeah

[wolfiecosmos]

I see. Ok.

[anniethetimetraveler]

Mhm I haven’t seen Jacob in 10 years.

[wolfiecosmos]

Damn

[hermionegranger-rp]

Oh Wow.

Hey Sweetie 💕💕

[anniethetimetraveler]

*confused bean*

[wolfiecosmos]

So adorable! Best couple ever!

[jacobkowalskifb]

:)

[anniethetimetraveler]

Hi

[wolfiecosmos]

A-Annie...?! 🥺🥺🥺

[anniethetimetraveler]

Wait… ecli?

[wolfiecosmos]

Mhm... 🥺🥺🥺🥺

[anniethetimetraveler]

ECLI!!*tackle hugs* my favorite time traveler!!

[wolfiecosmos]

*hugs crying* I missed you too!!!!

[anniethetimetraveler]

It’s okay I’m here now ecli, how have you been?

[wolfiecosmos]

I've been well. I found my family and soulamate.

[anniethetimetraveler]

Really?! That’s amazing🥺🥺

[wolfiecosmos]

Yeah, I'm getting married in June

[anniethetimetraveler]

Married? To who?!

[wolfiecosmos]

@pennyhaywoodhbp aka my soulmate

[anniethetimetraveler]

Oooo I’m happy for you! :)

[wolfiecosmos]

Thanks :)

[anniethetimetraveler]

Mhm!

[jacobkowalskifb]

Annie…?

[anniethetimetraveler]

Jacob?…

[jacobkowalskifb]

Hi!

[anniethetimetraveler]

*tackles hug crying*

[jacobkowalskifb]

*Hugs*

[anniethetimetraveler]

I missed you! *sniffles*

[jacobkowalskifb]

You Too!

[wolfiecosmos]

Eh?! HOW DO YOU TWO KNOW EACH OTHER?!

[anniethetimetraveler]

Childhood friends, we met in kindergarten. He’s a goofball friend of mine.

[wolfiecosmos]

Oh-

[anniethetimetraveler]

Yeah

[wolfiecosmos]

I see. Ok.

[anniethetimetraveler]

Mhm I haven’t seen Jacob in 10 years.

[wolfiecosmos]

Damn

[hermionegranger-rp]

Oh Wow.

Hey Sweetie 💕💕

[anniethetimetraveler]

*confused bean*

[jacobkowalskifb]

This Is Queenie My Wife

[anniethetimetraveler]

Hi

[wolfiecosmos]

A-Annie...?! 🥺🥺🥺

[anniethetimetraveler]

Wait… ecli?

[wolfiecosmos]

Mhm... 🥺🥺🥺🥺

[anniethetimetraveler]

ECLI!!*tackle hugs* my favorite time traveler!!

[wolfiecosmos]

*hugs crying* I missed you too!!!!

[anniethetimetraveler]

It’s okay I’m here now ecli, how have you been?

[wolfiecosmos]

I've been well. I found my family and soulamate.

[anniethetimetraveler]

Really?! That’s amazing🥺🥺

[wolfiecosmos]

Yeah, I'm getting married in June

[anniethetimetraveler]

Married? To who?!

[wolfiecosmos]

@pennyhaywoodhbp aka my soulmate

[anniethetimetraveler]

Oooo I’m happy for you! :)

[wolfiecosmos]

Thanks :)

[anniethetimetraveler]

Mhm!

[jacobkowalskifb]

Annie…?

[anniethetimetraveler]

Jacob?…

[jacobkowalskifb]

Hi!

[anniethetimetraveler]

*tackles hug crying*

[jacobkowalskifb]

*Hugs*

[anniethetimetraveler]

I missed you! *sniffles*

[jacobkowalskifb]

You Too!

[wolfiecosmos]

Eh?! HOW DO YOU TWO KNOW EACH OTHER?!

[anniethetimetraveler]

Childhood friends, we met in kindergarten. He’s a goofball friend of mine.

[wolfiecosmos]

Oh-

[anniethetimetraveler]

Yeah

[wolfiecosmos]

I see. Ok.

[anniethetimetraveler]

Mhm I haven’t seen Jacob in 10 years.

[wolfiecosmos]

Damn

[hermionegranger-rp]

Oh Wow.

Hey Sweetie 💕💕

[jacobkowalskifb]

Hey Queenie :)

[anniethetimetraveler]

Hi

[wolfiecosmos]

A-Annie...?! 🥺🥺🥺

[anniethetimetraveler]

Wait… ecli?

[wolfiecosmos]

Mhm... 🥺🥺🥺🥺

[anniethetimetraveler]

ECLI!!*tackle hugs* my favorite time traveler!!

[wolfiecosmos]

*hugs crying* I missed you too!!!!

[anniethetimetraveler]

It’s okay I’m here now ecli, how have you been?

[wolfiecosmos]

I've been well. I found my family and soulamate.

[anniethetimetraveler]

Really?! That’s amazing🥺🥺

[wolfiecosmos]

Yeah, I'm getting married in June

[anniethetimetraveler]

Married? To who?!

[wolfiecosmos]

@pennyhaywoodhbp aka my soulmate

[anniethetimetraveler]

Oooo I’m happy for you! :)

[wolfiecosmos]

Thanks :)

[anniethetimetraveler]

Mhm!

[jacobkowalskifb]

Annie…?

[anniethetimetraveler]

Jacob?…

[jacobkowalskifb]

Hi!

[anniethetimetraveler]

*tackles hug crying*

[jacobkowalskifb]

*Hugs*

[anniethetimetraveler]

I missed you! *sniffles*

[jacobkowalskifb]

You Too!

[anniethetimetraveler]

Hi

[wolfiecosmos]

A-Annie...?! 🥺🥺🥺

[anniethetimetraveler]

Wait… ecli?

[wolfiecosmos]

Mhm... 🥺🥺🥺🥺

[anniethetimetraveler]

ECLI!!*tackle hugs* my favorite time traveler!!

[wolfiecosmos]

*hugs crying* I missed you too!!!!

[anniethetimetraveler]

It’s okay I’m here now ecli, how have you been?

[wolfiecosmos]

I've been well. I found my family and soulamate.

[anniethetimetraveler]

Really?! That’s amazing🥺🥺

[wolfiecosmos]

Yeah, I'm getting married in June

[anniethetimetraveler]

Married? To who?!

[wolfiecosmos]

@pennyhaywoodhbp aka my soulmate

[anniethetimetraveler]

Oooo I’m happy for you! :)

[wolfiecosmos]

Thanks :)

[anniethetimetraveler]

Mhm!

[jacobkowalskifb]

Annie…?

[anniethetimetraveler]

Jacob?…

[jacobkowalskifb]

Hi!

[anniethetimetraveler]

*tackles hug crying*

[jacobkowalskifb]

*Hugs*

[anniethetimetraveler]

Hi

[wolfiecosmos]

A-Annie...?! 🥺🥺🥺

[anniethetimetraveler]

Wait… ecli?

[wolfiecosmos]

Mhm... 🥺🥺🥺🥺

[anniethetimetraveler]

ECLI!!*tackle hugs* my favorite time traveler!!

[wolfiecosmos]

*hugs crying* I missed you too!!!!

[anniethetimetraveler]

It’s okay I’m here now ecli, how have you been?

[wolfiecosmos]

I've been well. I found my family and soulamate.

[anniethetimetraveler]

Really?! That’s amazing🥺🥺

[wolfiecosmos]

Yeah, I'm getting married in June

[anniethetimetraveler]

Married? To who?!

[wolfiecosmos]

@pennyhaywoodhbp aka my soulmate

[anniethetimetraveler]

Oooo I’m happy for you! :)

[wolfiecosmos]

Thanks :)

[anniethetimetraveler]

Mhm!

[jacobkowalskifb]

Annie…?

[anniethetimetraveler]

Jacob?…

[jacobkowalskifb]

Hi!

[anniethetimetraveler]

Hi

[wolfiecosmos]

A-Annie...?! 🥺🥺🥺

[anniethetimetraveler]

Wait… ecli?

[wolfiecosmos]

Mhm... 🥺🥺🥺🥺

[anniethetimetraveler]

ECLI!!*tackle hugs* my favorite time traveler!!

[wolfiecosmos]

*hugs crying* I missed you too!!!!

[anniethetimetraveler]

It’s okay I’m here now ecli, how have you been?

[wolfiecosmos]

I've been well. I found my family and soulamate.

[anniethetimetraveler]

Really?! That’s amazing🥺🥺

[wolfiecosmos]

Yeah, I'm getting married in June

[anniethetimetraveler]

Married? To who?!

[wolfiecosmos]

@pennyhaywoodhbp aka my soulmate

[anniethetimetraveler]

Oooo I’m happy for you! :)

[wolfiecosmos]

Thanks :)

[anniethetimetraveler]

Mhm!

[jacobkowalskifb]

Annie…?

[a-ureliathealien]

Theseus Scamander… I told you to stop getting older. We have talked about this… my brother Jacob is supposed to be the old one. Nah I Kid Happy Birthday Ya Weirdo @scamandertheseus-fb

[scamandertheseus-fb]

🤣🤣 Oh My Gosh XD

[jacobkowalskifb]

Hale. I’m only older by one year

[a-ureliathealien]

Ik 😂

[jacobkowalskifb]

Come November you’re going to be 32. 

[a-ureliathealien]

Lol yeah

[jacksonthefarmer]

I’m already 33. 

[jacobkowalskifb]

Well your boyfriend is older than me~

[a-ureliathealien]

Theseus Scamander… I told you to stop getting older. We have talked about this… my brother Jacob is supposed to be the old one. Nah I Kid Happy Birthday Ya Weirdo @scamandertheseus-fb

[scamandertheseus-fb]

🤣🤣 Oh My Gosh XD

[jacobkowalskifb]

Hale. I’m only older by one year

[a-ureliathealien]

Ik 😂

[jacobkowalskifb]

Come November you’re going to be 32.