Thar She Blows

Jacob. 21. Texas.

[jacobtylerlw]

[grimconversations]

Did you know there’s an outtake from the 2000 Grinch movie where Jim Carrey leans in real close to Jeffrey Tambor’s face and then rips off Tambor’s prosthetic nose with his teeth

[grimconversations]

[qwopflop]

God I want him to do this to my clit

[pietriarchy]

[thebootydiaries]

me before working out: i dont wanna do this

me while working out: I D O N T W A N N A D O T H I S

me after working out: WOW, i am simply phenomenal. every drop of blood running through my veins is graced with the ichor of the gods, i am an olympic athlete

[thebootydiaries]

horoscope: aries enjoy breathing air and good food

girl: yaaaaassss bitch thats me as hell

[plantanarchy]

it’s not a genuine ugly christmas sweater unless some old church lady once bought or made it thinking it was a beautiful christmas sweater. mass-produced ugly christmas sweaters? they have no power. they are weak. it is the wholesome love of the old granny sunday school teachers who originally wore the Ugly Christmas Sweater that imbues it with its Christmas Cheer… keep this in mind, friends, don’t be swindled by False Prophets.

[mrdsc1010]

tfw you’re rewatching ATLA and you get to the Appa gets kidnapped storyline

[la-laborista-republiko]

[poohbearwithbigboots-deactivate]

What in John Green hell……..

[bitchycode]

Kris Jenner picking up her paycheck (1994)

[yekkes]

The truth is that none of you are ugly you’ve just let straight men make you believe your are

[theshitneyspears]

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[emotiona1shorty]

i cannot fucking believe i never realized this 

[iamsosmart-smrt]

So as a division officer to nearly 60 sailors over 3 years. I asked every single one. “What made you join the Navy?” Here is the breakdown. 80% - To pay for college 10% - To get out of a bad family situation 5% - Family Tradition 5% - Because of 9/11.

[patrickat]

“Would poor people literally risk their lives to win access to things that the rich take for granted if that weren’t set up as the only way to get them?”

[whatsliferotfl]

[great-tweets]

[forevernoon-deactivated20181218]

[lepetitefleurpetals-deactivated]

In the rain please. Always.

[tyrannyoftheurgent]

My whole entire heart. I adore this so much.

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

[soft awoo]

[strix-avis]

context:

[catchymemes]

[firelxrdazula]

Me during a home invasion, and the burglar tells me he hasnt seen Avatar: the Last Airbender: