Hello everyone. My name is Jacque, and welcome to my up-and-coming blog, “Jacque’s Ramblings”!
Here is where you can ask me questions about certain fandoms I’m interested in, such as my favorite characters, shipping, or my personal favorite thing, making headcanons!
Now, how’s about a little intro to yours truly?
I won’t go into too much detail here, but I’m in my early twenties, and I use he/him pronouns. I am a Taurus Sun/Gemini Moon/Leo Rising, and I am VERY good at languages, being able to speak English, Hebrew, and Spanish fluently, while being decent with Japanese.
In addition, I have been diagnosed with Cerebral Palsy, which has unfortunately caused some difficulties throughout my life, such as not understanding certain social cues. I was also raised Jewish, and am immensely proud of my own Jewish faith and Israeli heritage.
Now, how’s about a little fandom info?
Fandoms that I’m in
The Owl House
Miraculous Ladybug
RWBY
Hazbin Hotel
The Amazing Digital Circus
Fauda
Tehran
The Boys
Max0r
Winx Club
Lolirock
Nasuverse
Kamen Rider
Super Sentai
Ultraman
Free Rein
Lord of the Rings
Marvel
DC
Danny Phantom
And many more…
Do Not Interact List
Racists
Homophobes
Transphobes
Bigots of any kind
Oct. 7th deniers
Antisemites
Holocaust deniers
Religious extremists of any kind
Any and all politics talk. This is mainly a place for fun, after all.
Overall interests
Music (especially traditional Japanese music and Pontic Greek music)
Horses
Witchcraft
Hellenic Paganism
Movies in general
Learning new languages
Learning about different cultures
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD >:D
Thank you for taking the time to read this little introduction to my blog! I hope we’ll be great friends.
His name is Peregrine Bartholomew Fletcher and he was born and raised in Australia. He was eventually scouted sometime during his late teens to become part of OWCA. I sorta imagine he’s like Ferb where he can speak, most of the time he just chooses not to. He generally prefers using ASL to communicate. When he does speak, he has a very thick Australian accent. He also like most agents speaks more than one language. He can speak mandarin which he mainly uses to insult Peter Chen (My name for Human Peter the Panda) without getting in trouble from Major Monogram. Though Major Monogram somehow still thinks the sign for idiot is a sign that means Major.
He definitely crushed on Roger Moore (The longest running James Bond actor. His seven movies came out across 1973 to 1985). He actually was inspired by how cool he was and was probably the reason he joined OWCA when he was scouted. That and a free ride to university plus benefits. And generally because Perry wants to do good. Plus the fact, that he looks amazing in a suit and tie.
He is OWCA’s best agent and before he was assigned to America. He definitely did all sorts of missions around the globe. Think the most stereotypical spy adventures. When he was assigned to America his cousin Lawrence decided to let him live with his family. Sorta, never leaving as it gave him a perfect cover plus he genuinely loves his family. He is called Uncle Perry by Candace and the Boys.
His cover story for his job is being an accountant for one of the numerous fake companies OWCA works under. Primarily because the joke “He’s an accountant, they don’t do much” is funny to me. The Flynn-Fletchers just think his work has strict but also loose hours. Which isn’t exactly wrong.
He is a workaholic that will skip sleep and meals on a job. He also bit of a jack of all trades as through out his work for the agency he gained a various of eclectic skills. This includes Magic Tricks (He has a phase as a kid, he doesn’t use it often unless he is showing off a card trick to the boys. It did make him a master escape artist though), A variety of martial arts though he specializes in Judo or Tai Chi just going by in canon, knows how to dance (Yes part of OWCA training was dance, they needed to blend in for espionage), Known for being one of the agents best at holding his breath under water and generally swimming, and he has a scary amount of knowledge of how to DJ because of a very stressful mission in the punk scene in England, Knows way too much about gambling primarily because of a couple missions he had to be good at cards.
Some hobbies he has that are more for his own pleasure are reading books preferably Classic Romances or Sherlock Holmes novels (He also fancies a good Agatha Christie novel as well) preferably on his favorite lawn chair under the shade, He loves to go horseback riding, and his idea for peak romance is going on long walks on the beach, Unironically a total nerd about nature documentaries, adores the most stereotypical and cheesy and overly dramatic soap operas.
He prefers oolong tea with agave syrup though he probably forces himself to drink black coffee during long missions where he has to stay up and alert. (At least he isn’t like Pedro “Pinky” Shapiro who drinks two cans of monster daily plus a morning coffee. He doesn’t say anything outloud but he judges his coworkers a bit. There’s a reason he prefers to do missions by himself).
At the start of the summer, he’s around his early thirties, at most he’s probably 37. He’s tan with teal colored hair. He wears glasses though as Agent P he wears contacts. He’s around 5’5 in my opinion. He is very physically attractive with the charisma and charm to boot. Primarily because sometimes he had to flirt and woo his way into getting people to spill intel. He is very professional and will use anything he has to complete a mission perfectly. Almost scarily so. The rest of O.W.C.A., including Major Monogram is bit scared of him.
Perry birthday is on November 1st which makes him a Scorpio. Funnily enough this means he is compatible with Heinz, because we canonically know he is a Virgo (with his birthday date I have seen in the fandom being August 21st). Perry had to be assigned to Heinz Doofenshmirtz primarily because other agents always failed to foil his schemes and that Doofenshmirtz is actually considered a threat, solely for the aspect that his technology or even his brain could be used by someone more nefarious. And generally just stop him from breaking reality.
I also saw this comic where Human Perry had like specialized spurs on the back of his shoes that is a last resort and filled with a deathly synthesized venom. Primarily because that’s so cool. What’s important is that until the events of Primal Perry, Heinz Doofensmirtz was aware he had this secret last resort weapon. Because even when Doofensmirtz was actually evil, Perry never intends to kill him. So this also fits my version of Human Perry. Let our strong agent of dynamic fury actually killed people before.
Perry is somewhere on the ace spectrum but definitely went on dates before. Primarily, short flings that came about in order to get intel from certain persons of interest. He also generally had his handful of ex relationships from his teen years and university years. Most of which just ended amicably. Tended to have the relationship fizzle out because of his main attention was his O.W.C.A. training and when he was a novice agent he quickly figured out his job made it practically impossible for a love life. So he stopped trying but he wasn’t that bothered. This to say once he meets Heinz Doofenshmirtz and was his nemesis he practically falls in love like a meteor falling to earth. He may be somewhere on the ace spectrum but after meeting Heinz and falling hard. He sorta becomes Heinzsexual. So I guess closest label would be Demisexual.
I said this on my other post, but human Perry fails so hard at being nonchalant. Literally everyone but Monogram (Because he’s an idiot) and Heinz (Because of his horrible self esteem) knows that he has it bad. He has a full private folder that’s in code and color coded. That not only has all the recordings of Heinz musical numbers. He probably has every backstory written down and annotated with his own thoughts. A full list of Heinz numerous likes and dislikes that Heinz probably immediately forgot he said to Perry, probably has a full collage of different palettes of different blue paints trying to find the exact shade of blue in Heinz eyes, a full dissertation into every popular date spot in the Tri-State areas with personal notes in the case he ever manages to confess. Pretty much he’s secretly a teenager with his first major crush using horrible paperwork instead of just writing about Heinz eyes in a diary.
He somehow thinks he is winning at being professional and not crossing any boundaries with Heinz. He is so wrong and lying to himself. Him and Doofenshmirtz practically are married already and parenting two children together. They already go on dates after the daily schemes blowing up. This is especially bad if you like the version of the Human Perry au where Doofensmirtz stays good and works for O.W.C.A., because somehow this fact becomes even worse.
I like to imagine during training for OWCA, Perry Fletcher and Peter Chen trainees in their early 20s both were considered the two prodigies of the next generation. Perry Fletcher keeps getting number one in everything while Peter Chen is in second place for everything. This caused Peter Chen to have one sided beef with Perry long before the events of Its About Time. Perry Fletcher meanwhile literally has no major recollection of Peter the Panda during their new recruit days. He was just focusing on being the best he can. Of course, after All About Time the one sided beef becomes two sided. Peter main like reason for becoming Heinz nemesis was to screw with the perfect robot like agent he is majorly envious of. By the time of OWCA Files after these two unknowingly helped him fix his issues with Professor Mystery. He stops being so petty and literally trying to wingman the two. They actually become best friends after everything. They still love to insult each other in mandarin but now in a more friendly way. Peter the Panda still loves to make the nonchalant prodigy lose his cool and get sassy that we all know he hides under his blank expression.
Perry as Uncle Perry rocks lounge wear around the house, will wear horrible tacky graphic tees and his red bath robe while wearing sweatpants or pajama bottoms. Or he will rock complete nerdy Uncle look like sweater vests and shorts with crocs. He also unironically wears a bunch of Hawaiian shirts and definitely has At least one teal Platypus hoodie that somehow the boys found in a random Thrift Store. He actually has tons of high end brands in his closet. He’s actually quite fashionable. He has suits straight from Paris, France and Rome, Italy. He generally really likes men fashion such as suits and tuxedos. He just likes being more comfortable at home when he’s “doing nothing”. He is also very protective and possessive of Heinz (Definitely shielded Heinz with own body after a inator exploded or because of criminals they were going against because of a mission). Generally, yes Heinz is Perry weakness. But if anyone actually does something to Heinz. If Heinz ever gets hurt. Be scared. Perry knows probably four countries nuclear codes. And that’s not to mention all the intel he knows. He would make anyone that hurts him rue the day. There’s reasons why his coworkers have a healthy minor fear of him. OWCA is so lucky he has strict morals and wants to do good in the world.
Hi hi! Out of curiosity, do you have any headcanons for Draculaura you’d like to share?
Hiii!!!!!! Omg ty for the question :D
first i'm gonna mention some canon things i really like: 1) her writing poetry 2) her loving drama/theatre 3) her stepmomster Ramoanah 4) her being terrible at drawing lol
Now, (G1) Draculaura headcanons:
was homeschooled after moving to the boo-world (until she joined MH with Clawdeen)
briefly attended Belfry Prep/Smogsnorts Vampyr Academy
I like the idea she met Gory there (***more later). Also that she decided to "drop out" because she didn't want to follow traditional vampire expectations (drinking blood) + felt outcasted as she couldn't unlock her vampire powers
all these 1600 she travelled A LOT with her dad (*canon?), and most of her wardrobe collection is stuff she wore on these travels
she has a really big winter clothes collection
*this is based on her profile entry for "least favourite subject: Geography. After 1,599 years I’ve been everywhere… twice." and the fact we learn in Frights Camera Action/Draculaura and the New Stepmomster that vampires take long stays in Antartica during the night months; so i like to think she had many vacations there in her 1600 yrs, therefore many cold weather outfits ;)
she knows a few languages other than english
i would love her to speak (or at least read/understand) romanian / hungarian / latin... again cuz she travelled a lot and lived in different countries(& eras)
wrote many zines in her free time during all these years (also why she loves being on the gory gazette)
used to switch "princess and the pauper" style with Elissabat a lot during their vampire court days
when she met 11(in wolf years)y/o Clawdeen she was reminded of Euna (who she knew at that age back in 423 AD)
the following headcanons aren't exactly about Drac but more of... Draculaura-adiacent (?) lol
Count Fabulous is a little kid stuck in bat form, and sees Draculaura as an older sister (+in canon he sounds like a little kid when speaking to Jane Boolittle)
she has an uncle named Vlad, father of her cousin Thad
(visual headcanon) Dracula's color palette is grayscale/BnW
Like cuz i think it's funny if he has a very gloomy/sad white skin w gray-black hair and black coat color combo; to contrast Draculaura's lively pink palette. I think it adds to the pun of Draculaura being a non-traditional vampire & would be a cute design seen in a character line-up w her dad
(***) Gory was the one to nickname her "Ula D"
also Gory being some centuries (or maybe even a millenium+) younger.. like what if Drac is 1600 but Gory is just... 217 or something ?? 👀 And Brad DeVein & Thad being younger too like... ages around 900 to 117 yk like the lower the funnier to me-- i want a very cursed gap between Ula D, Elissabat, Valentine VS other vampires... also bc i headcanon that:
vampires can age, but not linearly and can't control it
ok... it could also just be using "magic" to age as a chioce (or graduation ritual?) but i have an overly-complicated headcanon about it sooooo.... xP
I headcanon it has to do with 1)unlocking their vampire powers 2) having an "emotional maturity" level that triggers the change.
Young vampyres are (usually) put in specific vampire-school, that they graduate once this change happens (it takes centuries) and they can move on to do more in vampire society/court.
(Rambling more about this even if i understand it's a bit contrived LoL) Reasons why (w this logic) vampires in the MH cast didn't age for over 1000 years
Draculaura (1600-16): didn't unlock her powers + feels a disconnect to her vampirism (her refusal to drink blood coming from the trauma of her transformation... stops her from feeling trurly comfortable w her vampirisim which acts as the "emotional block" to unlocking vampire-aging)
Elissabat (1601-16): her refusal to become vampire queen (again emotinal distance from her vampirisim/& responsabilities)
Valentine (1602-16): repressed homosexual LOL =literally emotinally repressed
*Count Fabulous (1006-?): stuck in bat form =emotinally stuck (i head canon because he became a vampire as a like, 6y/o kid & unlocked his powers super early n liked being a bat so much he messed up and couldn't retransform anymore lol)
aging for vampires is really odd and is probably kinda like.. a pokemon evolution? Like it might happen but you don't really know when...... rn im kinda liking the theory but if i ever get frustraded (or it starts to make my head hurt more that the idea of draculaura outliving clawd & everyone / breaking up due to them aging and her staying forever 16 T.T) im very much scrapping it LoLoLoL
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as soon as i get to do a full monster high re-read/deep dive i'll also reconsider all my hcs in general, n see what to keep n what to scrap lol :>
let me know what yall think of these + feel free to share headcanons too!!! I love rambling (as seen by the long post haha srryy) n i'd love to hear yall' ramble too!! 💕💕💕💕💕
I’ve been WAITING for someone to ask me about my Drac headcanons lmfao. Here’s one of my favorites!
Draculaura is a bit of a horse girl, having a Friesian mare named Vancuria (after the vampire from the Japanese TV series “Mahou Sentai Magiranger”). The kicker? Drac turned Vancuria into a vampire to save her life, that being the only time she ever willingly drank another living being’s blood. Because of her whole “vegetarian vampire” lifestyle, she doesn’t like talking about the incident much, but she still thinks she did what she had to, and adores her mare all the same.
the only thing i miss about g1 monster high that i wish they kept in g3 monster high is that in g1 lagoona called someone a cunt and got in trouble for it.
Here’s a good summary of Sword Art Online and why I don’t like it.
Impossibly good gamer guy gets trapped in the video game where if you die in the game you die in real life. We all know this.
Here’s the thing though. At the end of the first arc he and his bland girlfriend meet the guy who trapped all these people in the game. Who killed almost 4,000 real human beings with his stupid experiment and stole the two years of the lives and long term health of the survivors. And they get the chance to ask him why he did all of this. And you know what this villain who trapped them all in the game says?
“You know what? It’s been so long that I don’t really remember.”
…
Reki Kawahara I have beef with you specifically. Meet me in a back alley. You come to California, or I’ll go to Japan, and we fight this out like men. Prop lightsabers at midnight.
Much like how she relearned how to speak English through things like TikTok, she relearned how to speak Japanese through Jidaigeki films… which, by proxy, means that she tends to speak like an Edo-era noblewoman when she’s stressed out enough.
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Oof, that’s honestly a tough choice. Of all things, I’d have to say any underwater Archwing mission in “Warframe” (or, as I tend to call those missions, Sharkwing levels).
What game do you associate most strongly with a specific time in your life?
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God of War (2018 and Ragnarök). Growing up as a child of two worlds myself (American and Israeli, to be exact), I greatly sympathized with Atreus’ struggles to find out who he really is and what he should do after he embraces both sides of himself. This kinda mirrors how I embrace both my heritages equally, how I long to be with both their respective cultures, and how both cultures impact me as a person. Even after doing Aliyah, I still feel kinship with many of my friends in the US, and always feel like I belong in both cultures.
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Oof, that’s honestly a tough choice. Of all things, I’d have to say any underwater Archwing mission in “Warframe” (or, as I tend to call those missions, Sharkwing levels).
Great prank concept: choose a target, get a few photos of them, then find an artist who can replicate some extremely specific type of historical art, commission the artist to draw a portrait of the subject in that exact style, and then have the picture saved up somewhere for the next time your target starts talking shit. So you can reply to them with
"Didn't ask, don't care, also you look exactly like this drunk guy pissing into his own mouth in a medieval manuscript" and sending them a picture that looks exactly like them as a drunk peasant guy pissing into his own mouth in a handwritten medieval style manuscript. Because it is.
I’m going to assume that you guys know what The Magnus Archives is but in case you don’t
the magnus archives (or tma) is a horror fiction podcast that features 14 fear entities (basically they feed on certain kinds of fear) and one of them is called the vast, basically the fear of being small, agoraphobia and large open spaces like the sky. (Also you can become an “avatar” of a fear)
SO
Team Sky Mikey as an avatar of the vast would be awesome
So, having watched “Sinners” for the third time now, and taking inspiration from @anime-villian-irl’s werewolf!Pearline AU, I now have a bit of a mental image that my Monster High fan and DraClawdeen shipper ass LOVESSSSSS.
Clawdeen dedicating a performance of “Pale, Pale Moon” to Draculaura, especially since the song has A LOT of vampire-adjacent themes.
So, having watched “Sinners” for the third time now, and taking inspiration from @anime-villian-irl’s werewolf!Pearline AU, I now have a bit of a mental image that my Monster High fan and DraClawdeen shipper ass LOVESSSSSS.
Clawdeen dedicating a performance of “Pale, Pale Moon” to Draculaura, especially since the song has A LOT of vampire-adjacent themes.
