I’d laugh harder but this is uncomfortably accurate.
I’m in this picture and I don’t like it

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I’d laugh harder but this is uncomfortably accurate.
I’m in this picture and I don’t like it
Peter: (To the villain of the week) May told me if I can’t say anything nice, then I shouldn’t say anything at all.
Peter: But May isn’t here, AND YOU’RE A BICTH!
au where uncle aaron doesnt die but he has still just found out his favorite nephew is spiderman so now hes just kinda like :/ damn i guess i gotta be a superhero now
its like batman and robin if batman were the sidekick. hes just sort of following miles around dragging his scrawny little butt out of tight spots and yelling encouragement.
Spiderman pulls his phone out during the middle of a fight and is like “Things aren’t going very well, can you come pick me up?” and less than ten minutes later the Prowler crashes his motorcycle into the Green Goblin’s face.
I’ve never thought of “my 13yo nephew went and became a superhero so I guess I’m helping him out now” as a villain redemption arc before but now it’s everything I need in life.
Concept: Historical drama show that diverges sharply into alternate history/sci-fi after 2 seasons when it’s revealed one of the characters is a time traveler.
Another Concept: Hospital drama becomes a post-apocalyptic adventure drama after 3-4 seasons when a season-long outbreak arc culminates in a zombie apocalypse.
Yet Another Concept: A police procedural about stopping malicious hackers becomes a sci-fi thriller when an AI developed by one of the characters goes rogue and becomes the main antagonist.
i am, at my core, just….. such a complete sucker for the ‘bodyguard and person they’re protecting slowly falling in love’ trope. i love it, i love it so much
Take care of yourself. And don’t trust strangers easily— it might be lethal! Being a girl is scary in so many ways. Yeah it can happen to men, but cmon they see females as an easier target.
I agree on this corrective asswhoopin
If you see this, don’t just sneakily tell the woman or the bartender. Shout for everyone to hear “Hey, you just put something in that drink!” While pointing at the person.
If a predator misses target number one they’ll just go for target 2. If you shame them out of the bar they’ll never come back.
And there is a solid chance of a collective asswhoopin, or an actual arrest for attempted rape.
When in doubt, make the biggest scene you can.
April 30th: ♪ It’s gonna be May ♪
May 31st: ♪ It’s gonna be Gay ♪
This picture conveys more emotion than anything currently being shown off in the National History Museum
You messing up the whip" 😂
BRUCE I’M WEAK
Camilla ate the whole damn bag
lmao this nigga is the animal whisperer
I think he got a show on the Animal Planet now like for real he got the touch
she hungry as hell
😂 I love this so much
THATS DOPE AS HELL!!! What’s the name of the show!
Brie Larson and Scarlett Johansson wore jewelry inspired by the Infinity Stones to the Avengers: Endgame world premiere
The amount of badass in these pics is mind blowing.
I don’t ship Drarry but with that being said, I will accept no other Drarry prompt than them stubbornly competing to outdo the other for the sheer drama.
It starts off when they’re still enemies in the Goblet of Fire. Draco makes a taunt about who Harry’s going to ask to the Yule Ball and how they must be from the worst of the worst lot and Harry rolls his eyes and says, “Well, fitting you say that, Malfoy, because I was going to ask you.” A perfect zing, Harry. 10/10.
But now the ball’s in Draco’s court and obviously he’s not going to pass up on the chance to humiliate the scarhead so he takes the most logical route of humiliation and calls out his bluff: “Fine, Potter, I reckon we’re going.”
But do you think Harry James Potter is just going to back down? That stubborn teenager is going to stare Draco down and say, “Reckon we are.”
Ron’s confused and Hermione’s confused and literally the entire castle is confused but Harry’s satisfied because he called out a bluffer’s counterbluff with a bluff of his own. And they just keep it up.
“I suppose you don’t even know how to dance, Potter?”
The furious teenager who spent years having to watch soapbox dramas with Mrs. Figg just glares at him in his stupid dress robes. “I know some things.”
“Prove it.”
“Fine.”
It’s like that for days until Draco makes the ultimate power move by inviting Harry to the Malfoy’s Annual New Years Eve Ball, taking out a Daily Prophet ad no less, because oh, oh, he’s got Potter now. He’ll never accept and he’ll be humiliated in front of the entire wizarding world. And do you think Harry’s just going to go down without a fight? God, no, he’s going to win whatever the hell this is because he’s Harry Potter, Draco better be worried, oh boy.
They’re still going at it six months later.
“Err—Malfoy?” Crabbe says. “Potter just sent you a dozen roses?”
“That son of a bitch! Send a box of chocolates. That’ll show him.”
“Um, Draco—?”
“I WILL NOT BE OUTDONE, PARKINSON!”
i couldn’t resist :P
Yep. This is it. This is the only Drarry headcanon I’ll accept from this point on.
I-….yeah. Same. This is the only Drarry I think I can accept.
Fire Nation guard: You two! What are you doing back here? Who are you?
Zuko and Sokka, on an undercover mission, simultaneously: I’m Li
The guard:
Zuko:
Sokka:
Sokka: we’re um
[awkwardly holds Zuko’s hand]
Sokka: we’re Mister and Mister Li
Girls don’t want boys. Girls want to glide down ladders in their own private library while their red cloak flutters behind them, owning swords and many chocolates, with fast WiFi at all times.
i cannot stress this enough
The only real OTP
I would be in love forever.
been there, done that. IT’S AMAZING!
Carol:
Me: