Lost wanderer

Some who wandere ARE lost (me)

[wintaisy]

ryodon ‼️ RYODON ‼️

[justsomeguycore]

starting to think some of us are too good at “do it alone”. maybe we should try “do it with someone we’re not already 100% sure we’d be really great friends with just to build a potential towards that friendship”

[draconic-daughter]

Shoutout to all the trans girls out there who were forced to live as miserable boys during the 2000’s or 2010’s, missing out on all the weird sparkledog scene rawr xd era and who are now gloriously reclaiming this time in their adulthood. All power to you. Be blessed now and forever, colorful creatures. Go outshine god.

[sobcat]

MAKE IT [being at work] STOP!!!!

[elucubrare]

i was on the way to the movies & i saw an old guy with a piece of wood over his shoulders. it was huge -- a pole several feet long with a kind of wide fan at the end of it. and i said "what the hell is that?" and he looked at me and had this kind of ear to ear grin, and he said "what do you mean 'what the hell is that'?" and he sat back on his heels, still with that big smile like the sun spilling from the underside of a cloud and waited for me to answer and i said "i mean i don't know why you're walking around with that thing, whatever it is." and he laughed and put down his pole and kinda clapped me on the shoulder. "can i get you a drink?" he said. and i said "no, the show's in ten minutes," and he said "oh? what are you seeing?" and i said "christopher nolan's odyssey, i'm pretty excited," and he sighed and picked up his oar and kept walking.

[ruthvsreality]

I don’t get the joke :( someone help me

[elucubrare]

in some versions of the Odysseus legend, Odysseus leaves Ithaca and is supposed to wander the world carrying a ship's oar until he finds a place where no one knows what it is. here, he encounters someone who doesn't recognize it, but since the narrator is going to see a movie version of the Odyssey, that anonymity can't last & he has to keep wandering.

[marinolta]

The Dog Rock  in Walpole, Massachusetts. by ScOtT

[autistic-reptile]

sorry I saw a post about AAVE and got fired up and had to make this

[capacity2]

People love assuming I don’t like them. Girl I’m just doomed confused and broken chances are if we got to know each other I’d cry from how beautiful your world is

[cybxr-sirxn]

ISHDON DOODLES !!!!! i love them so much oh my god

[cybxr-sirxn]

ISHDON DOODLES !!!!! i love them so much oh my god

[cybxr-sirxn]

ISHDON DOODLES !!!!! i love them so much oh my god

[cybxr-sirxn]

ISHDON DOODLES !!!!! i love them so much oh my god

[cosmicretreat]

[cookiethebirddoll]

the authors blatant desire to be a girl that she thinks everyone has

[creekfiend]

Having seen some births now i can say that dog birth is amazing cos they just slip n slide out one after the other like a little conveyor belt. And theyre so little and unformed. And then UNGULATE BIRTHS ... are amazing for the opposite reason which is that 10mins after being born they are filing their taxes. Unless they are goats, in which case they are committing tax fraud instead

[creekfiend]

Goats are what is called a precocial species, which means that shortly after birth they are able to do many thimgs on their own, such as standing, walking, eating, and embezzlement

[probuccalfat]

being a bitch actually saves you a lot of time

[probuccalfat]

they’ll think you’re a bitch anyway for having some reasonable boundary so you might as well just be a bitch sometimes and save yourself the trouble, the time, the energy, the money, etc

[katlovesshrimps]

wanna play dress up? for 50usd I'll draw whichever of my characters you want in an outfit of your choosing!