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@jadeeeeeeeyy
Sorry I can’t hangout tonight I’m due to descend into madness
mothers are insane they'll come into your bedroom exhibit mental illness then just leave
places for moms to display symptoms:
- car
- your bedroom
- kitchen
Maurice Sand, Werewolves leaning against the wall of a cemetery at night, 1858
Lads night out, their pretending their not shit faced
they’re waiting their turn :)
why did i put up with shit from teachers playing god in high school. if a college professor tried to stop me from getting up to go to the restroom or get a drink of water i’d literally just say “no”, walk out the door, and go see a movie instead
Thoughts on which Shakespeare character should be played, in all productions, by a Muppet?
miss piggy is my ideal ophelia casting
hot girl summer is over it’s scary woman winter
This is such a big mood. Speaking as a full-time graduate student in the metro DC area, I don’t blame her for waiting. The cost of living here is grotesque.
stfu, this bitch just another LARPing liberal
Like most models, Ocasio-Cortez did not buy the outfit shown here - she rented it for a photo shoot. Also, the clothes come from an environmentally-conscious fashion line, the designers of which are sensible to her political platform.
I see why you omitted these details - sexism is more catchy when you neglect the whole story
Also:
Period
kitty litter would be a fucking great invention if it didn't turn the floor of our basement into the fucking sahara desert of poop particle sand because every goddamn time tony uses the litterbox he calmly takes his piss or shit but then when he goes to leave he busts out of there like koolaid man just found a pristine wall to bust through and in the process scatters litter as far as the naked eye can see. acting like he's a fucking olympian athlete about to do the long jump of the century fuckin. hannibal bustin through. i hate his stupid ass
so i asked a friend what was up and she replied with this and i feel like i’m in an episode of the twilight zone