I believe in the power of the little things

Jade|CT|NH This is me.

[moodymaximalist]

✨🕯️🖤💀🖤🕯️✨

[gaymzee-deactivated20120603]

no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore

[poems-and-word]

“It hurts every day, the absence of someone who was once there.”

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[puyopuyo]

you know i got that wiimote strap on

[puyopuyo]

i didn’t mean it like that and y’all know it :(

[bnmxfld]

[warpedlamp]

Me before having sex with my beautiful girlfriend

Me: *removes my clown nose*

Me: *removes my clown wig*

Me: *removes my silk handkerchief*

Me: *removes my silk handkerchief *

Me: *removes my silk ha-

[warpedlamp]

[hilltop-dolmen]

OP is the last person who deserves to be defended here but surely if they were a clownfucker they’d be keeping all the clown shit on

[warpedlamp]

Finally, a good take on this post

[deafgaming]

[omgsamchap]

I know this is horrible but this comment was left on a true crime youtube video and I cannot stop laughing. 

[thingsfittingperfectly]

The way this entire can of coke fits exactly in this coke glass

[humans-areweird]

It’s 1am and i had a solid minute where I stared at this and thought someone had peeled the coke

[tired-0f-tomorrow-deactivated20]

If I sow a wind now

I will reap a storm

You saw me sliding

Away from the sun

And tomorrow who will come

And put their hand over mine

Mine with the burning shape of a gun

[tatesharon]

Although it’s been said many times, many ways, Merry Christmas to you!

[highlandcattleofsaarela]

https://www.instagram.com/p/B6f1ORTBZGF/

[democraticsenator]

This shot and killed me

[only1600kids]

A massive, well-preserved; 1,700 year-old Roman mosaic was recently unearthed while performing city sewer construction

[bread-tab]

i KNOW the sleep tips, google. trust me, i know about the darkness and the light and evil screens and exercise and meditation and not napping. i know “”“how”“” to sleep. what i need you to tell me is how to convince my fuckass adhd brain that i need to give up on doing things for the day and that the hours between midnight and five a.m. are NOT secret free extra time that no one will notice if i steal

[tlirsgender]

Loving how as soon as electricity was like, a Thing, people just went "you can make toast with this" and started working on electric toasters but they didn't quite have the whole heating element thing down so there was a not insignificant chance of it just exploding

[tlirsgender]

People have been making bread crunchy by heating it up for Ages but for some reason I thought electric toasters would be happening around the same time as like, refrigerators but no people went "easier crunchy bread?" as soon as the technology was available. Not even remotely safe but like, existent. It took Way longer to figure out how to make things cold with electricity

[tlirsgender]

I specify electric toasters because before that they had these bad boys

You just put your slice of bread in there and hold it over your fireplace and bam it's toast time

[tlirsgender]

Actually you didn't have to use those, if you find yourself wanting some toast in victorian england you could also stick your bread on one of these motherfuckers right here

These are the very creatively titled (/s) toasting forks and they look metal as hell for the purpose they serve

You might notice that the tips are bent upwards, which is actually not for inflicting more pain when tormenting the souls of the damned but rather because the bread goes on them like so

And the bend helps keep the bread from sliding off

[tlirsgender]

I know this is the most niche interest shit in the world but just look at that. The victorian era had no reason to go as hard as it did but every day I am grateful for it

[definitelynot-darcy]

But sliced bread didn't exist until... I dunno, but it was after Betty White was born. So would the Victorians just stab a wad of bread and toast it like a s'more or what?

[tlirsgender]

I don't know how to tell you that you can slice a loaf of bread

[0v9]

why do I eat so much fucking SOUP

[0v9]

PLEASE do not fucking say that