Jade Tangea And The Wazzles

AAAAAAAAA I'M JADE, AAAAAAAAAA I'M WAZZLES. LET THE JOY ENSUE! 196 refugee, Mostly trans-hornyposting, communism memes, and weird random stuff. She/her, if you couldn’t guess by what I post. I’ll have music to post eventually, but it’s taking it’s own sweet time. In case you’re curious, I mostly do synth/pop/rock/dance/a wee bit of folk and swing. I want to have a whole album completed before I start uploading stuff to Spotify, so it’ll be a minute. Whew, this could have been a pinned post, why didn’t I do that instead? Hope you have a great day!

[rockergiirl]

hey idk if you heard but it rained last night and me and the worm-bros were thinking of heading topside and crawling on the pavement, did you want to join us?

[jadewazzletime]

[assignedmale]

[grox]

[phantomrose96]

I had a scientific theory I needed to sketch out.

[phantomrose96]

far left region: series that don't like women and include as few as necessary

far right region: harem anime series

middle region: potential for a story which values women as equals

absolute farthest right point 100% female shonen cast: heretofore unstudied phenomenon "shonen yuri" which scientists are still trying to find.

[depsidase]

[plagueartist]

Inktober 2023 × Bloodborne

7. Arrival of The One Reborn

[goldenspirits]

Me opening the sliding door at my house that's a bit stuck.

[niji-ewe]

after almost 1 month i've finially finished it aaa

[dopaminerjic]

[firethekitty]

[theblogginggoth]

By Czeck writer Karel Čapek, inventor of the term ‘robot’ as well!

[nadiacreek]

This is one of my husband’s favorite short stories. He quotes it from memory. I’m pretty sure he can recite the entire thing from memory.

[elodieunderglass]

This is a tremendously impactful short story and every time I see it, it serves as an excellent reboot button for my state of mind.

[sarahconnorjr]

[marxism-leninism-utenaism]

ive been to a lot of protests in my life and a thing that a lot of people dont understand is that a protest is a threat. its a large group of people saying “we are being nice now, but you must understand that if we stop being nice we have the power to cause you Problems”.

so everyone saying that protests have to be more polite or follow accepted rules is missing the entire point. the point of a protest is not to say “we disagree with you”, they already know that. the point of a protest is to make it clear that if they continue to do things you disagree with, you will burn down their house.

now this wont stop them because theyre stupid and arrogant and believe themselves to be beyond consequence. so here’s the really important thing and that’s that after they do it anyway, you have to burn down their house

[queenofloci-deactivated20240228]

I cannot stress this e-fucking-nough. My great-grandmother - hell, most of my whole family - were on the civil rights marches. The fact they had to be so peaceful was because everything done during those protests was breaking the law. None of it was legal, none of it was nice.

She told me this:

“Understand - to many white people in the US, seeing that many Black people gathered together in one place would have been shocking. It’s easy to bully a family in a town. A bit harder, but bullying a community is still possible. But over a million Black people marching upon the Capital would have had the same effect on every single White person watching. They would know what Black people were REALLY saying behind the hymns and the march.

‘Imagine what would happen if we were angry.’

“White people were terrified of those marches. And there were supposed to be afraid. Of course they were gonna push back - they have the guns, they can make up new laws on the fly. They have all the power in the world, literally - and still, nothing scared them more than a million Black people on the march. Protests stopped working when White people were no longer afraid.”

[spooksier]

passages that make you whisper "oh my god"

[tamamita]

[katelyn-danger]

[sicklylittleguy]

[hjartasalt]

I'm so tired of the way suspicious meat is always human meat like for once I just want to be surprised. Let it be something else I'm so tired of it being human meat

[hjartasalt]

Look I love horror I'm a big fan of it but guys. It's been overdone. At this point when I reach a point in a story where the meat starts being suspicious I roll my eyes because we all already know it's just some guy. Mystery meat could be so much more why won't we let it be more

Oh my steak is a guy? Yawn. Boring. That's every steak in horror.

Give me meat that just spawns randomly in your fridge. Meat that has no clear origin. Where is it from? We don't know. What kind of meat is it? No clue. It's mystery meat (non human (as far as we're aware of)). That's already a bit scarier if only thanks to not knowing how hygenic it is

Give me horror meat that isn't human bt has it's horror rooted in reality. Give me parasite pork that takes over your brain functions. Give me fucking prion disease at this point I'll take it. I'm so starved for mystery meat where the twist ISN'T that it's human c'mon people we can do better than this

[hjartasalt]

Give me meat that IS genetically human but can't be matched to anyone's DNA!!! Where the fuck is it from?? We don't know!! Scary!!!

[hjartasalt]

Oh people keep disappearing but hey at least the food is really good so that's something right? Womp womp you're eating a guy. Boring. Been there done that. Give me something new

[hjartasalt]

Give me a guy who works in a slaughterhouse who swears on his life he's killed the exact same cow every week for the past 6 months and every time it gets harder to pull the trigger as it looks him in the eyes like it knows him