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hi! im jade :D witch of light, prospit dreamer, I'm 13, but my body is 22!

[thecreaching-deactivated2025021]

hey, listen, im a little bastard man who does nothing but make questionable decisions, eat sweets and scream so jot that down

[radiomomo]

Guess who read Golden Kamuy

[jadeywadcy]

dave finally got his top surgery tubes out and gosshhhh *i* feel so much better and so does he!!!

hes like ‘thank the lord above for this bountiful harvest’ cause those tubes were TERRIBLE 0/10 felt naste >:(((

but now theyre gone and we just gotta deal w/bruising now!!!!!

[adhighdefinition]

[moncloas]

the adonis flowers have bloomed

[tittytron]

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

[ironbound-oberon]

#if you’re wondering if this is for you #it’s probably for you

[lifeisaroughjourney]

If I have ever messaged you or messaged me and never heard from me again, I still consider us friends. I just suck

[jadeywadcy]

dave, beofre accepting the gk kin: ok so like. this is hella sick and you should totally read it

me: oh ok!

me, getting to tsurumi: dave, is this u?

dave, falling flat onto his bed: god shit fuck fuc k shit fuckin goddamnit

[dynatoxinc]

reblog if you’re not afraid to have a picture of god in your blog

[tielesiti-eftu]

I almost scrolled past this but Shaggy possessed me briefly and that near-death experience was enough to convince me to reblog

[gremlinizer]

where you a Dont Hug Me I’m Scared middle schooler, a Llamas With Hats middle schooler or a Salad Fingers middle schooler?

[prokopetz]

Fact 1: In most versions of Dungeons & Dragons, when infected – as opposed to natural-born – lycanthropes transform under the full moon, they assume the default alignment of their type during the ensuing mindless rampage.

Fact 2: In most versions of Dungeons & Dragons, the default alignment of werebears is Lawful Good.

Conclusion: When an infected werebear transforms under the full moon, they go on a mindless Lawful Good rampage.

[lordrazorath]

Wait so does that mean on nights of the full moon, drug lords have to worry about werebear attacks

[jadeywadcy]

I CAVED AND READ THE NEW GK CHAPTER.

SPAGHETTI REGRETTI B UT GOD!!! SUGIMOTO!!!!!

[fivestupidboys]

having a really good joke but executing it poorly

[end-gateway]

did someone break a torch, why did tumblr suddenly get so dark

[end-gateway]

WE NEED TO LIGHT UP TUMBLR OR MOBS ARE GONNA START SPAWNING

[normalwizard]

bears have absolutely no right to be as cute as they are. i want to hug them and pet them. big fluffy dogs, supersized

[normalwizard]

this thing is one of the most dangerous predators in north america, is bulletproof, and could kill me in milliseconds without breaking a sweat and just. look at his big ole paws and his big ole nose. his wittle ears. i wuv him

[normalwizard]

human brain: bear will kill you

monkey brain: hehe fluffie

[owlgams]

*monkey brain: bear will kill you

Human brain: hehe fluffie

[jaybarou]

Did they stutter?

[darkestwings]

science: bear will kill you human & monkey brain in unison: hehe fluffyyy

[roachpatrol]

what continuously amazes me about the mcelroys is that justin looks like a gay elf, and travis looks like a portland barista who takes regular business trips to narnia. they both look like weird, cool, funny guys. but then griffin looks like if you hit ‘random’ on a character generator for a game exclusively about tax accountants. he looks like he was born with a polo shirt on. he looks like both his first and last names are jeff. he looks like he organizes socks for fun, and then he opens his mouth and says something funny enough that you rupture all your internal organs laughing about it. it’s incredible.  

[strawbebbynya]

i just want to say that the first time i saw griffin in the wwe monster factory video (i think), i was floored. i couldn’t believe my eyes. he was exactly like op says and i was not prepared for that at all and i was unable to process anything for days

[raulsquared]

[jadeywadcy]

hi @support @staff this new colour sucks change it back pls and thank u

[jadeywadcy]

EW